You are a complete loon, but a most delightful one.
(you can tell i'm sloshed as I am only ever nice when sloshed)
I love you all... big huggle before I hit the floor in a giggling heap...
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Sex God
Quote by Sassy_H
Genius? And Gunner in same sentence? Harry?
I think i need a seat!! I think i need an injection!! I think i need a doctor!! I think Harry needs sectioning :twisted: .
As long as the room they lock me in has all you lovely ladies in it
Mrs TN on the forums, you need to stop for a breathing moment or your kisses bugger up the width of the screen. At Oxford when snogging me you dont need to stop :D :D :D
Quote by Thinkingnaughty
I can do Kate Bush.. "Heathcliff, it's me, Cathy, I'm coming hooooooooome, let me into your windoooowwwwwwwwwwwww"
I love that song, wham your volume up at the end and listen to the guitar play out (and do the same for the Rainbow theme tune - its amazing where you can find some of the best guitar bits of all time
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How will we all fit in a travel lodge room
Jus xx
It wasn't a travelodge room (it was much smaller) but after one social I was at, I counted 15 people in one bedroom including myself, and the person whose room it was wasn't even there
Quote by charandy
a week today and it all starts, im that excited, im so looking forward to meeting you all.
I'm very much looking forward to meeting you too Char
Quote by Sassy_H
Was thinking more along the lines of skin off people's backs n bums :twisted:.
Did i just say that??
Really???
Ooops!!
Getting tad clumsy these days.
I dont like scratchy pain according to the only mistress I have been with.
Quote by Thinkingnaughty
NEWSFLASH... (said in best John Craven accent and with twiddly-dee Newsround music playing)
There is going to be a social evening of people who are members of a swinging website - some swingers, some wannabe swingers and some non-swingers and those yet undecided... in a public place somewhere in middle England.
Scenario Two
There will be some seriously shy folk, some less shy and some positively vivacious characters that are all mates from the BBW room all in one pub at the same time, possibly drinking a little, giggling a lot and wearing badges with silly names on.
There will be a lot of
'OMG you sound like an Aussie / yorkie / somerset sweetie' (delete as appropriate)
and even more of
'feckin 'ell, I though your profile said you were 6ft / blonde / male / female / 48E' (again, delete as appropriate).
Possibly some bar snacks.
More giggling and hopefully Jus doing a Shirley Bassey impression.
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Ladies and gents.... we are going to scenario two. For any under the illusion that we are attending scenario one (and I am sure none of those actually attending are), please return to the 'Let's Meet up' menu and choose another more party as you'd be sadly dissappointed even if you were invited here!
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Ohh Newsround - takes me back to my childhood. I'd already discounted scenario one - Viagra ffs what do I need that for 8-)
Roll on that evening. :D
Quote by Thinkingnaughty
is there a charge for being drunk in charge of a pc with the sole intent to spam?
Forget the charge for it, its the punishment you want to worry about :lol: :lol:
Regards
Harry Jones
Right for the benefit of a certain Harry Jones as of 1am on the 10th of feb there were...
186 hours...or
11160 minutes...or
669600 seconds til 7pm on the 17th of Feb..
anoraks everywhere rejoice...we're alive and revelling in our nerdity.....
i think i will go for option 2 as well TN
:twisted:
"I honestly never touched it."
186 hours...or
11160 minutes...or
669600 seconds til 7pm on the 17th of Feb..
anoraks everywhere rejoice...we're alive and revelling in our nerdity.....
i think i will go for option 2 as well TN
:twisted: "I honestly never touched it."
For the benefit of Harry Jones? #ahem# a likely tale young lady!!!!
Debb, you have sooooooooo turned into an anorak
''It wasn't me, nobody saw me do it, and you can't prove a thing!!''
BRING IT ON !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sassy_H :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz:
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Debb, you have sooooooooo turned into an anorak
''It wasn't me, nobody saw me do it, and you can't prove a thing!!''
BRING IT ON !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sassy_H :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz:
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Okay TN...why does Reacher need ice in his drink? enquiring minds really need to know this.....
is it some strange form of debauchery...or does he just like really cold,severely diluted drinks?
is it still 8 more sleeps?seems like less....:twisted:
"I honestly never touched it."
Reacher has a bit of a thing for really watered down lager - didn't you know?
(actually - I just like ice-cubes dripping over me or being melted on my skin etc etc... there are lots of things you can do with ice cubes and all are wonderful.) However... in the interests of not wanting to have to take several spare changes of clothing due to getting a bit wet... I shall be behaving.
sigh... I really do have a fetish here... FFS it's not even 0830 and i'm all horned up! Grrrrrrr I blame it on Debbs.
Anoraks around the world rejoice as Debbs turns the anorak from a geeky practical item of clothing reserved for trainspotters... into THE sexy must-have item of 2007.
Rush out and buy yours now... just remember... you need a fleecy gillet to wear underneath for maximum sex appeal.
Happy Saturday peeps!
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Rush out and buy yours now... just remember... you need a fleecy gillet to wear underneath for maximum sex appeal.
Happy Saturday peeps!
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As I am not on here for most of today, I thought I had better just add one thing...
You know that cute bird from the BBW room - that Sassy one? Well...... and you have to keep this quiet. (looks left and right checking she's not around before whispering into your ear)....
Sassy, that luscious buxom beastie of delight... is... a.....
SPAMMER!
Sorry to dispell any ideas you may have had about her being this sweet and innocent young lady..
heeheee
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You know that cute bird from the BBW room - that Sassy one? Well...... and you have to keep this quiet. (looks left and right checking she's not around before whispering into your ear)....
Sassy, that luscious buxom beastie of delight... is... a.....
SPAMMER!
Sorry to dispell any ideas you may have had about her being this sweet and innocent young lady..
heeheee
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Quote by Thinkingnaughty
Anoraks around the world rejoice as Debbs turns the anorak from a geeky practical item of clothing reserved for trainspotters... into THE sexy must-have item of 2007.
Rush out and buy yours now... just remember... you need a fleecy gillet to wear underneath for maximum sex appeal.
Happy Saturday peeps!
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ok have my anorak and fleecy gillet ready!!!! thanks hun u saved my hours of worry of what to wear :giggle:
What do you mean , anoraks are NOW sexy n trendy?
I thought they already were
(Runs to hide favourite anorak from view)
''It wasn't me, nobody saw me do it, and you can't prove a thing !!''
BRING IT ON !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sassy_H :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz:
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I thought they already were
(Runs to hide favourite anorak from view)
''It wasn't me, nobody saw me do it, and you can't prove a thing !!''
BRING IT ON !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sassy_H :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz:
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TN....... Sassy is a spammer # cough, splutter, choke # :shock:
A little phrase of mum's comes to mind here..... can't quite remember it ........ consisted of a pot, a kettle and the colour black !!!! :twisted:
If i remember it when the blonde moment has passed, i'll let you know ! :twisted:
''It wasn't me, nobody saw me do it, and you can't prove a thing!!''
BRING IT ON !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sassy_H :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz:
A little phrase of mum's comes to mind here..... can't quite remember it ........ consisted of a pot, a kettle and the colour black !!!! :twisted:
If i remember it when the blonde moment has passed, i'll let you know ! :twisted:
''It wasn't me, nobody saw me do it, and you can't prove a thing!!''
BRING IT ON !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sassy_H :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz:
*holds up hand and admits to being a spammer*
(like several more people that could...but won't be mentioned)
And yes TN Sassy really is becoming a super spammer... of TN proportions.....my goodness TN..8:30 am?what on earth are you thinking of?second thoughts if you're all horned up i don't really need/wanna know.
Funny to think that this time next week we'll all be quivering with eager anticipation and nervous/sexual tension at the thought of finally meeting each other? I know thats probably not helping none...
Red fishnets will work for me...but the wellies won't go with my outfit...and I have to pass on the gilet as I tend to resemble a small yeti when wearing one!
Personally I think that the kagoule will overtake the anorak as THE fashion accessory of the year...you heard it here first!!
As of 2pm on 10th Feb there are:-
173 hours.....or
10380 minutes....or
622800 seconds and counting.
This is an announcement by the ANGB (anorak network of great britain)
:shock: :twisted:
"I honestly never touched it."
(like several more people that could...but won't be mentioned)
And yes TN Sassy really is becoming a super spammer... of TN proportions.....my goodness TN..8:30 am?what on earth are you thinking of?second thoughts if you're all horned up i don't really need/wanna know.
Funny to think that this time next week we'll all be quivering with eager anticipation and nervous/sexual tension at the thought of finally meeting each other? I know thats probably not helping none...
Red fishnets will work for me...but the wellies won't go with my outfit...and I have to pass on the gilet as I tend to resemble a small yeti when wearing one!
Personally I think that the kagoule will overtake the anorak as THE fashion accessory of the year...you heard it here first!!
As of 2pm on 10th Feb there are:-
173 hours.....or
10380 minutes....or
622800 seconds and counting.
This is an announcement by the ANGB (anorak network of great britain)
:shock: :twisted: "I honestly never touched it."
Sex God
Quote by Sassy_H
For the benefit of Harry Jones? #ahem# a likely tale young lady!!!!
Debb, you have sooooooooo turned into an anorak
Its true Sassy, I asked Debb this in the chatroom last night.
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Anoraks around the world rejoice as Debbs turns the anorak from a geeky practical item of clothing reserved for trainspotters... into THE sexy must-have item of 2007.
Rush out and buy yours now... just remember... you need a fleecy gillet to wear underneath for maximum sex appeal.
Happy Saturday peeps!
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ok have my anorak and fleecy gillet ready!!!! thanks hun u saved my hours of worry of what to wear :giggle:
Mrs TN well done for behaving
Gillet :!: They were called bodywarmers when I was a lad.
Quote by debb
Funny to think that this time next week we'll all be quivering with eager anticipation and nervous/sexual tension at the thought of finally meeting each other? I know thats probably not helping none...
I'm just going to be worried I'm going to call someone the wrong name and find they never speak to me again
Quote by bouncy332
but can u get wellies with stilleto heels??? :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
Must be someone somewhere on the internet flogging them :shock:
Regards
Harry Jones
Roll up, roll up... get yer thigh high stiletto heeled wellies here..... bargain price today ladies of just one hundred pounds per boot.
Treat yerselves...
(does best Delboy grin and hopes the loo rolls and sticky back plastic work as false stiletto heels....)
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Treat yerselves...
(does best Delboy grin and hopes the loo rolls and sticky back plastic work as false stiletto heels....)
Morning everyone xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
:swingingchair: well the countdown is on, its now sunday afternoon at 2 pm wonder how we will all be feeling this time next week. hopefully shagged out 
and hung over. :cheers: 
i will probably by this time putting the cream on gunners trifle and cooking sassys leg of lamb. if im capable of course. 
and hung over. :cheers: i will probably by this time putting the cream on gunners trifle and cooking sassys leg of lamb. if im capable of course. Hopefully I will be having...or just had dinner somewhere really nice and will be having a laugh over some of the previous evenings activities.....
.....and gearing up for chars birthday month...will it be too early to start the countdown?hell no its what anoraks do.....
As of 2:30pm today the countdown is:-
148 1/2 hours.....or
8910 minutes.....or
534600 seconds.
This information was brought to you by the ANGB.. for whos help we're eternally grateful.
:shock: :twisted:
"I honestly never touched it."
.....and gearing up for chars birthday month...will it be too early to start the countdown?hell no its what anoraks do.....
As of 2:30pm today the countdown is:-
148 1/2 hours.....or
8910 minutes.....or
534600 seconds.
This information was brought to you by the ANGB.. for whos help we're eternally grateful.
:shock: :twisted: "I honestly never touched it."
Sex God
Quote by charandy
:swingingchair: well the countdown is on, its now sunday afternoon at 2 pm wonder how we will all be feeling this time next week.
Desperate for a pee on the bus methinks
Quote by Krazycarol69
oh my god i am sooooooooo excited at meeting you all this week is either goin to fly by or drag, im hoping its goin to be the 1st, is doing my lip exercises ready for all those snogs lol
Checks snogcard list and smiles.
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well i intend to kiss everyone who is there, some more than once i hope, lip gloss packed, lips will be puckered up and ready to go.
Does that mean I need to enter you at positions 2, 8, 11, 15 and 19 on my snogcard
Bring it on Char. :D Quote by Krazycarol69
is there not an injection the boys can have to kill their nasty germs cos i do soooo want to kiss the boys aswell as the girlies debb lol or maybe i might take the risk, im bringing lipgloss char so if ya run out you can use mine.
Yes it's called a healthy dose of whisky the night before :lol: Nahhh just take the risk Carol
I've been in Wilkinsons and Asda and Woolies but cant find the perfect piece of card with which to make my snogcard :cry:
Regards
Harry Jones
Good thinking Harry a healthy dose of whiskey will kill most germs...failing that pucker up,take a chance and get antibiotics on the Monday.
Shame you can't find the perfect card...life is hard isn't it?
As from 11pm on the 11th of Feb there are:-
148 hours......or
8340 minutes......or
500400 seconds til 7pm on Sat 17th Feb.
Thank you once again to the anoraks...good work guys.
:shock: :twisted:
"I honestly never touched it."
Shame you can't find the perfect card...life is hard isn't it?
As from 11pm on the 11th of Feb there are:-
148 hours......or
8340 minutes......or
500400 seconds til 7pm on Sat 17th Feb.
Thank you once again to the anoraks...good work guys.
:shock: :twisted: "I honestly never touched it."
