VALENTINES PARTY. OXFORD. FOR BBW ROOM REGULARS

12 Feb 2007

Quote by debb
Good thinking Harry a healthy dose of whiskey will kill most germs...failing that pucker up,take a chance and get antibiotics on the Monday.
Shame you can't find the perfect card...life is hard isn't it?

I do occasionally do good thinking, most of the time though I sit on here and fall asleep and hesitate in telling women I fancy that I fancy them or snog them, so do very rubbish thinking :cry:
Found a gorgeous dance card on e-bay and its blank but wont finish in time - Dmanit. I have all the practical skills of a two year old watching blue peter - try not to laugh too hard and whatever I manage to cobble up.
Regards
Harry Jones

12 Feb 2007

I'm sure whatever you manage to "cobble up" will be perfectly fine Harry
lol

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"I honestly never touched it."

12 Feb 2007

Quote by debb
I'm sure whatever you manage to "cobble up" will be perfectly fine Harry
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"I honestly never touched it."

True but unless I start getting some early nights I wont be there for anyone to see it :cry:
Regards
Harry Jones

12 Feb 2007

Char can you add us to list for taxis next Saturday please hun? Thanks to you, Sassy and Frisky for sorting stuff out.
Michele and Andy xxx

12 Feb 2007

well the countdown has begun only 5 days

12 Feb 2007

Errrrrrrrrrr hate to break it to you Gunner but we've been counting down since New Year...tho its now more exciting as its so close....
cya saturday btw biggrin

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"I honestly never touched it."

12 Feb 2007

Errrrrrrrrrr hate to break it to you Gunner but we've been counting down since New Year...tho its now more exciting as its so close....
well i will put and aim here sign on sids bottom just for you debb redface

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12 Feb 2007

is this week gunna drag or what. char xx

12 Feb 2007

It's already going too slowly!
Any plans for Friday night?
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12 Feb 2007

Booze and kinky sex hopefully TN...I will have my handcuffs packed in anticipation.....
Gunner sweetie..worry more about your own bum than me biting Sids
:shock: biggrin

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"I honestly never touched it."

12 Feb 2007

Quote by Thinkingnaughty
It's already going too slowly!
Any plans for Friday night?
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Friday night will see me drinking very strong real ale at a pub in Cambridge which is having a winter ales festival. I am likely to be joined by a female security guard from work and her daughter. Last time we were in that pub, her daughter leant across the table and shoved her huge cleavage almost in my face which I somehow managed to miss sad

said daughter then started staring at my crotch, and then picked up the pint I wasnt really enjoying (I'm fussy with my beer) and necked it in one leaving me speechless lol

I will be getting several phone calls about 10pm going Harry you stupid git goto bed at which point I will merrily cycle the 20 mins back to the train station and get home.
Ohhhhhh roll on Saturday. biggrin

:D
Regards
Harry Jones

12 Feb 2007

As of 10:30 pm on Monday 12th february there are...
117 1/2 hours.....or
7050 minutes.....or
423000 seconds til 7pm Saturday February 17th.
Not that I am counting or anything...and yes I am excited by it...thank you kindly Reacher for calling me 82...appreciate it hun.
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"I honestly never touched it."

12 Feb 2007

harry i will be texting you to get to bed early on friday night, no excuses, you have a long journey saturday and a tiring one so get some rest and early nights this weeks char x

13 Feb 2007

Quote by charandy
harry i will be texting you to get to bed early on friday night, no excuses, you have a long journey saturday and a tiring one so get some rest and early nights this weeks char x

I was soo going to goto bed early tonight and failed again. I have bought ten sheets of white card tonight to make my dancecard with biggrin

For you char I will goto bed early all week. kiss

Regards
Harry Jones

13 Feb 2007

Quote by charandy
harry i will be texting you to get to bed early on friday night, no excuses, you have a long journey saturday and a tiring one so get some rest and early nights this weeks char x

I was soo going to goto bed early tonight and failed again. I have bought ten sheets of white card tonight to make my dancecard with biggrin

For you char I will goto bed early all week. kiss

Regards
Harry Jones

13 Feb 2007

Its Tuesday,its Tuesday,its Tuesday...one sleep closer to the first BBW party of the year...yayyyyy
All packed and ready to go...sad I know...what can I say?there are so many good things for me to look forward to this week.......
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"I honestly never touched it."

13 Feb 2007

Well, my two suitcases are packed lol

, oh and of course, gunner's carrier bag too :twisted: .
''It wasn't me, nobody saw me do it, and you can't prove a thing!!''
BRING IT ON !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sassy_H :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz:
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13 Feb 2007

You let him have a whole carrier bag?spoiling him aren't you?just how much does he need for a spare pair of pants and a clean Arsenal top ffs?
:shock: lol

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"I honestly never touched it."

13 Feb 2007

well i have a huge suitcase 3 different outfits amongst other things lol. and really im so far away dont wanna forget anything do i ?????????????? sad bitch.
hey sassy i hope gunner got a decent carrier bag, dont want him lowering the tone

13 Feb 2007

As long as it isn't a Lidl bag it should be okay...I persoanlly just have the one smallish case containing a variety of mix and match items...mainly cos any more is just too many to lug up from Essex.
as of 10:30 am on Tuesday 13th there are :-
104 1/2 hours.....or
6270 minutes.....or
376200 seconds...again many thanks to the anoraks without whom we would be reduced to trying to work this out on our combined toes.
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"I honestly never touched it."

13 Feb 2007

I now have several outfits:
the sensible look
the sensible look with a bit more cleavage
the cleavage look
Additionally I have the quandry of stiletto boots or stiletto shoes - neither of which will stay on long as I intend to boogie.
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13 Feb 2007

As you can tell from my new avatar. I have taken my newfound obsession with Spam a little further.
Our eyes (well mine and his was a ringpull)met across a crowded supermarket. It was lust at first sight. I simply couldn't resist. I had to have him.
Meet Spambo - my personal can of Spam. He is rather special to me for several reasons.
1. because he just turns me on beyond belief. I usually prefer my pork unchopped but Spambo is just something else.
2. because he is a cheap date. My little can of spam was free. He bestowed himself in my daughters arms as I went through the Tesco checkout and I only realised i'd not paid for him when I reached the car adn she was still holding him....
I am convinced the security must have seen but chosen not to stop me - they probs pitied any woman who has to resort to letting her 10 month old daughter shoplift Spam. (hoooooow embarrassing)! Had I been capable of anything other than horror at the thought of having to go back to customer service and explain.... i'd have been honest and taken him back.
I have however, just phoned them and explained what happened, mainly as I just felt guilty and a bit stupid, and they laughed. Apparently no-one has ever admitted to walking out with Spam before. Even better, they are not making me pay for it!
I'm sorry guys - you have a spam shoplifter among you! Times are worrying.... hope you like the piccy tho...
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13 Feb 2007

Shoplifting spam TN...whatever next?Any chance of taking you little un to Harry Winstons for me?I could just fancy a nice diamond.......lol
btw you and Spambo make a beautiful couple.....I hope that you're very happy together.....
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"I honestly never touched it."

13 Feb 2007

I, CurvierBunny (and occasionally Mavis Fuckslut) would just like to point out one thing:
I was a spammer back in the days when spamming was uncool, and frowned upon. Now you've made it the latest thing to do, I have hung up my spamming boots and put my spamming jacket back in the cupboard till the trend is over. Then I shall return :twisted:

13 Feb 2007

this afternoon i been packing jeez anyone would think i am miles away from venue, but i have a decent carrier bag for gunner sassy, its real nice will match his pink cowboy hat a treat.
harry jones early night or else ill be watching, no excuses, or youll get a good slap.

13 Feb 2007

I can't believe she phoned up to admit the heinous crime...
Of course admitting undying love to a tin of Spiced Pork and Ham, having a photo of you naked licking the tin is quite normal and nothing to be ashamed of... yet a 9 month old inadvertently nicking off with a tin of the stuff warrants an apology to the shop ????!?!?!?!?!
Mrs TN (Tin Nicker ?) you are quite the most heartwarmingly honest, yet completely dottiest person on here... and that saying something...
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13 Feb 2007

Ok Ladies....
Dilemma
Mrs Ask is sorted so she says...
Mr Ask will wear one of the following :-
1. Suit.
2. Trousers & Shirt
3. Lazy bastard jeans & shirt
What you reckon ?
I'll go with what the majority decide before Saturday
So if I look a twat its your fault not mine... clever eh ?
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13 Feb 2007

Jeans and black top says Mr TN. That's what he is wearing.
sorted
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13 Feb 2007

Quote by Thinkingnaughty
As you can tell from my new avatar. I have taken my newfound obsession with Spam a little further.

I have to admit even I lingered in the Spam area of Asda last night and nearly bought a can. lol

Quote by charandy
harry jones early night or else ill be watching, no excuses, or youll get a good slap.

Failed miserably last night - bed at 0206, alarm went off at 0608 and I overslept by an hour. Been shattered all day sad

Quote by AskariCouple
2. Trousers & Shirt

It's what I wear everytime (mind you not saying it always works :( )
Regards
Harry Jones

13 Feb 2007

have to admit even I lingered in the Spam area of Asda last night and nearly bought a can. lol

hmmm it's catching... security guards everywhere are on red alert for serial spam shoplifters...
Spam lovers everywhere are coming out of the closet and uniting ... Spam lifters of the world unite!
Be proud, be unabashed and let your spam side unleash itself on swinging heaven!