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VALENTINES PARTY. OXFORD. FOR BBW ROOM REGULARS

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Askari
I beg you. Black top. Or at least black shirt.
Woof.
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Quote by CurvierBunny
I, CurvierBunny (and occasionally Mavis Fuckslut) would just like to point out one thing:
I was a spammer back in the days when spamming was uncool, and frowned upon. Now you've made it the latest thing to do, I have hung up my spamming boots and put my spamming jacket back in the cupboard till the trend is over. Then I shall return :twisted:

You're as bad as when I was a goth! I would refuse to like anything popular as being cool was sooo uncool!
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ask not a suit casual man casual anyway does it matter as all eyes will be on the lovely mrs ask and not you ,you vain man you lol
Any ideas on whether a long sleeved or short sleeved top will be in order in the venue - and do I need to wear my vest to keep warm (I jest not)
Sorry Char off to bed now for an early night.
Harry Jones xx
I SOOO WISH I WAS COMING TOO BUT ALAS CANT MAKE IT have a great time and kisses to you all maybe next time love n licks pepps n hubby menacexxxxxxx
Am sorry to as I would love to have met you and Menace...next time tho eh Pepps?
*big snogs for the pair of you*
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OOOOOOHHHHHH Debb
thanks an i caught that kiss right on my..........
wink have fun pepps x n menace xxx
SHame as we would love to have met up Pepps & Menace. Def next time... Anyone you want me to snog on your behalf... (it's a tough job but someone has to do it)
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You are the height of generosity TN....such a thoughtful Spam thief.........
And Pepps you make me blush... redface
just over 80 hours til 7pm saturday....are we excited yet?
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"I honestly never touched it."
Dear Mrs Tn as you so nicely offered here is my snog and NIPPLE tweak list lol i know i had to i couldnt help my fingers pressing the keys of NIPPLE! OOPS DONE IT AGAIN LOL
DEBB...OF COURSE XX
MRS T N AND MR T N XXX
GUNBARREL THAT SMILING CUTE BOY THAT HE IS XXXXXXASK HIM HOWS HIS PEA SHOOTER FROM ME? LOL
JANEY AND SIR ANTHONY THAT SAUCY DEVIL HAS ME GOING WITH JUST A LEATHER BELT ON HIS SHOULDER LOL
ASKARI COUPLE XXXXX GOD THAT LADIES BOOBIES IN HER PIC MAKES ME WANT TO LICK THE SCREEN MMMM
THE DELIGHFULLY PINK CURVY BUNNY XXXXXXXXX
MRS SASSY AND HER GUNNER BOY XX
AND THE JUICY PEACHES HERSELF XXX
I DO HOPE YOU DONT GET SORE LIPS N FINGERS AFTER ALL THE KISSING AND TWEAKING ARRRHHHH SO WISH I COULD BE THERE...TILL NEXT TIME ENJOY YOURSLVES INA TOTALLY ADULT ENTERTAINMENT WAY OF COURSE!
wink PEPPS AND HUBBY MENACE XX
Nipples?oerrrrrrrrrrr I was actually thinking of leaving mine at home this time.......
maybe not...who am I to deny Pepps a nipple tweak?
71 1/2 hours left...god its going fast...and the butterflies are building rapidly
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"I honestly never touched it."
Why thank you Pepps, i'm flattered ! redface
I shall, of course, return the snog wholeheartedly to you both :twisted:
''It wasn't me, nobody saw me do it, and you can't prove a thing!!''
BRING IT ON !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sassy_H :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz:
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Mr Ask, for me, it could only be 'lazy bastard jeans n t-shirt'!! wink
''It wasn't me, nobody saw me do it, and you can't prove a thing!!''
BRING IT ON !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sassy_H :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz:
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Pepps I shall try and do you proud.
Will report back afterwards!
Guys & gals... we have SEVEN pages to go before we hit target!!!!!
and only 1 day left for me as I am off on Fri morning.
I have tonight got my hair cut and washed my favourite pair of sexy underwear which are now in the airing cupboard so they will be dry in time for Saturday.
What else do I need to do / pack.
Regards
Harry Jones
I am doing the best that I can TN...remember this if/when we fail to reach your target....I shall be out of reach for a large portion of tomorrow but I am endeavouring to get you to the 50 pages that you so wanted.
68 1/2 hours to go.....or
4110 minutes.....or
246600 seconds........not that lomg really is it?
And as long a you have your pulling pants Harry you should be fine.
I assume that Rads action slacks will make an appearance......
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"I honestly never touched it."
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I am doing the best that I can TN...remember this if/when we fail to reach your target....I shall be out of reach for a large portion of tomorrow but I am endeavouring to get you to the 50 pages that you so wanted.
68 1/2 hours to go.....or
4110 minutes.....or
246600 seconds........not that lomg really is it?
And as long a you have your pulling pants Harry you should be fine.
I assume that Rads action slacks will make an appearance......
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"I honestly never touched it."

Not sure if they are my pulling pants, I wore them last Saturday and they didn't work much for me then sad
Regards
Harry Jones
Then the ladies just failed to appreciate you Harry.. hows things going list wise?will you be fully and totally occupied all the evening?i do hope so....
spam a bit harder please people...we don't wanna disappoint TN...tho i fear she will end up being thoroughly disappointed......i shall say sorry in advance TN
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"I honestly never touched it."
Quote by debb
Then the ladies just failed to appreciate you Harry.. hows things going list wise?will you be fully and totally occupied all the evening?i do hope so....

Aww thanks Debb, though they were both nervous newbies, who just appreciated me for my fine friendly easy to get on with nature.
I have purchased card but still yet to make up my dancecard (you just know I will be trying to do it on the bus!), but when I do, Ive got 8 dances and 10 snogs so fairly occupied, especially if one of the dances is to Telegraph Road (Live) and Blue Monday 12"remix
Regards
Harry Jones xx
Blue Monday?excellent stuff.......i love them,still can't dance tho...maybe a few drinks will help.....
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"I honestly never touched it."
Right, drastic action needed. About 7 pages of apologies for not hitting target should do the trick Debbs.
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And if we don't hit it then there is no real issue. I shall just withold all snogs, sly gropes and bum slaps.
Not that I sulk or anything!
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Hmmmmmm I hope you're not including me and several others in the witholding catagory TN as I really am doing my best to raise the page count.....and I was so looking forward to being spanked or gently prodded by the pitchfork too.....
58 hours to go...not long really is it?
OMG...at last I'll be getting to meet some of the wonderful BBW nutters...am soooooo looking forward to it...now if I could just get rid of this nightmare of a pimple........
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"I honestly never touched it."
thursday morning 9 13 am. and i am excited. now unpacked me case to check i got it all so i now got to pack again, im so sad always do it, after all if i forget anything does it really matter, doh. its not a if i am far away lol
harry you were late in bed last night, tut tut, im very dissappointed in you, you see even if i am not in the room i know what you are doing, you should be :sleeping:
pepps for you hun, sorry you are not coming, but pencil the 28th april in may be having another if this goes well, as its me birthday that week. :bounce:
ask casual baby,
right bring it on. what a slow week ffsx :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz:
sid and ask on the door any trouble and give them :kick:
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Smart casual Asks...something we can ruffle and untidy if needs be
still bouncing here...not a pretty sight admittedly but am I bovvered?like hell am I
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"I honestly never touched it."
Something black and smart casual...
Ok, so its either Darth Vader or the Vicar look....
Hmmmm
Choices, Choices, Choices...
vicar i think askari, darth vadar scares me :cry:
Darth Vader so I can have a play with ya lightsabre wink
of course should you be a vicar then we can corrupt you........
:P :shock: :twisted:
"I honestly never touched it."
vicars and tarts... oh I like......
jeans and black top
jeans and black shirt
either way honey, they wont be on for more than a few hours!
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spam,spam,spam,spam,spam,spam,spam and spam..sorry folks that was just a useless article of spam *bows head in shame*
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"I honestly never touched it."