You don't know the POWER of the Dark Side... I must obey my master...
(HEAVY BREATHING)
Mrs TN, you can just cotton well picking keep your hands off me nekkid body young lady... I've seen you frequenting about with Stolen Tins of Spam and I am not sure I am kind of ready for that kind of relationship just yet... I am working my way up to it by dating a pack of wafer thin ham I borrowed, but I am not sure I will be ready in time for for Oxford.
Since I shall be sober for the entire evening, I am going to make some "Askey's". These are the equivalent of the BBW room "Oscars". Entirely my choice, entirely subjective and completely and utterly meaningless...
There will be several categories including...
The "Askey" for ...
... longest snog without the need for a separate bedroom.
... bounciest cleavage on the dance floor.
... most obvious erection on the dance floor. (Debb & Char being the special "Askey" appointed judges)
... most appalling dancing on the dance floor (male & female)
... Mr and Mrs Groovy Mover.
... Most daring outfit (male & Female)
... most gravity defying outfit (female I hope...)
... most comical performance of the evening
and lastly
... Official Snogmaster of the evening. (male & female)
Winners shall be presented with absolutely nothing at all in the days following the event, other than a warm glow of approval from the people who went, or a ripple of pity or apathy, whichever is worst.
Only two days left to go now. This time in 48 hours I should be there... Ladies, knickers at the ready...
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Have just realised that it is looks utterly self-bloated and pretentious to name an award after oneself, so I am now considering editing the last post. This however will mean that this post is redundant and therefore make me look (even more) stupid, however I feel that is a small price to pay.
I chose Askeys because (A). It sounds a bit like "Oscars", (B) It was my idea and (C) I have no imagination and didn't want to call them the "Mrs Thribble-Stipforth Goat Wanging Awards for Social Interaction, erotic dancing, tongue wrestling and Bondage"
Any complaints about the above should be directed to :-
Colonel Richard M. Smethhurst (retired)
North Walden Budgerigar & Flamethrower Sanctuary,
Gynaecological Division,
Chipping Ongar
YRUA TW4T
It may be spam, but at least a little thought has gone into it...
Can you tell I didn't have much to do this afternoon and that I am the product of a deranged mind and too much Chocolate ?
following your post ask i think the askeys is a good idea. i have one id very much like to be included if i may.
would like all men bend over and me and debb as we are official cock watchers should move along the line having a squeeze and pick a bum of the night. i will of course gag debb first so she wont be tempted to bite any. she will be muzzled i promise. just a gentle touch of the bum will be fine i think. not long now eh
cant fekking wait.
i have just packed and my suitcase is bulging, the same suitcase my sister took for a 2 week cruise. haha am i daft or what xxxx
Ok
I am now officially panicking. Having been unofficially panicking for the last month or so... I now have 16 hours until I leave for Oxford.
What exaclty I am panicking about, I simply have not got a clue. The car is full to bursting with everything from stiletto boots and cuffs to my this weeks copy of Now magazine and my fluffy slippers.
I'm really not sure that two days in a rather posh sounding town in middle England warrant such dedicated packing (the car was full after I had culled, before I needed a truck),but i've done it anyway.
After all, at the very least, Mr TN can have me parade around in various sets of undies and wiggling my arse around trying to work out if it still looks big (clue - if you want a snog, the answer is 'no').
The really stupid thing, is that I already know what I am wearing. I am simply taking the entire contents of my wardrobe as back up incase something goes really wrong with my planned outfit. I am soooo daft!
All this for just a few hours that will undoubtedly be over far too quickly. The BBW Room Valentines Party 2007 will soon be history...
So folks... you've enjoyed the build-up, now enjoy the day before... and the day of... and then the event itself!
Anticipation is both nervey and thrilling at the same time. It will be lovely to turn up, chill out and have a giggle.
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no debb no biting at the line up you have to remain proffessional at all times whilst you are judging. charxx
Right , so what happened to the 50 page forum??
Can i not trust you lot to get anyhting right on your own???
well, i simply HAVE to blame it on the total lack of contribution from (sinner's list follows)-
Bunny
Monkey boy emo type dude
Jus
JuicyBBW
And last, but my no means least.........
LIZZIE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You lot have so much to answer for tut tut, letting the BBW room down, need to break that record!!
''It wasn't me, nobody saw me doing it, and you can't prove a thing !!''
BRING IT ON !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sassy_H :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz:
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i have a mere few hours until departure time.... How many more times can a girl spam and get away with it?
Woohoooooo tonight I will hopefully get to see that some of the peeps on here are actually real. Mad.
I have not remotely packed as I got stressy last night, chucked everything out and tried to narrow it down a bit... now only 2 car loads....
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Still not sorted out... too busy running round the place jiggly me boobs around for the sake of it and singing in a very silly voice.
Oh somebody save me from myself... at this rate i'll be locked up before I even get to Oxford
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i said my contributions!!!!!
Way to go Juicy!!!!
just 5 more pages..... it can be done.... we are relying on those not coming down today to preserve the reputation of the BBW room as deserving the award for outstanding lifetimes contribution to Spam.
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well here is my last small contribution before i head off to work and then away for the weekend - have fun all and see u very very soon!
J x
well 5 to 9 friday morning and party on guys and gals. the weekend starts here, mind you got loads to do got enough luggage for a weeks holidays sad eh. spam away we need to get it to 50 see ya there everyone and all please have safe journeys charandyx
wooohoooooo
Weekend has started...
kids gone, bags in car, music blasting and I am as girlie and silly as I get....
This is my final post. Sigh. What a build up it's been over the past weeks. Cannot wait to meet you all.
On a rare serious note...
I have to thank you guys for just being cool and generally coping with my nuttiness. I've gone from someone who never ever dreamt she'd go out without having a panic attack, to someone who is still terrified but grinning like a mad woman and bursting with happiness at the thought of a mad night out with THE best BBW's and their pals in the whole wide world.
Thanks guys.
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Gunb and I are on our way tomorrow morning....can't wait to meet all the new faces, and old :-)
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WHB :rose:
Having spent most of the morning on the phone to TN trying to stop her hyperventilating, I have not had much chance to do Spam today...
Have printed out the route to our accommodation and a route to the venue from the accom.
Doesn't time fly eh ?
Hope there is a kebab place near the pub... it wouldn't be a night out without it...
Well folks, take care on your journeys, and to those already on the way, enjoy Friday. You lucky buggers.
I will check in time to time today to ensure there are no last minute balls ups....
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