Dollyminx.... I do apologise hun, I shall edit the post to make it far less familiar sounding of course.... but I know you want me anyway, so lets cut to the chase sweetheart, I know you do, and you can protest and plead all you want... just not too loud so the relevant authorities hear....
Sid... Pimpin my "ass" as you so call it is not big, nor is it clever. My ass however is big, and rather clever. It can fart the marseillaise and also do neat impressions of Mr Whippy on a bad day all while covering a quite substantial area !
If there anybody who does want a "piece" of my "ass" I shall happily donate an aforementioned percentage to charity. Upon production of :-
A Class 4 HGV Drivers Licence (expired - in the name of Arnold Borthwick)
Three Toads called Denzil
A fish that can turn into a pencil
And all the sexy ladies from the BBW room served in bowl with lashings of ice cream and sex toys....
Then you can bend me over and roger away... until then... my sphincter stays off limits.
Ask xxxxxxxxx
yeah - all the way to sassy's house!
bring it fecking on yeehar char. sorry calming down now phew.
Mine's a blaccurrant and soda please Ask. I'm a cheap bird LMAO....
Great news Char with singlemale30 woohooo.... Not long now either.
Will be fun working out who is who!! Not to mention the accents.
Badges are now almost completed and so are the other things I agreed to do!
Mrs TN : Thanks very much for helping with the badges. It is much appreciated. Though how you are going to fit "Mr Askari Sex God, Porn star Legend, Hugely Endowed and wittily dynamic lurver man to the masses" onto a 2" badge I am not sure... still give you something to do, won't it ?
Char... the rumours about me and a catsuit are sadly false. What I actually said was something about getting inside a pussy or two. Which is quite a different thing altogether. I didn't actually mean to wear as an item of clothing... though come to think of it, PVC is not that difficult to clean is it ???? Hmmmmmmmmmm
Or would it be easier to strategically tape myself into a barrage balloon ???
There is this rather unfathomable rumour going round that I am some kind of millionnaire on the sly. Sadly that is not the case. I am just incredibly generous (as well as handsome, witty and a brilliant liar) and want my friends to have a good time. So if you want a drink I shall by you one of course. But I am not stupid. I shall expect to play with you, or if you are male and part of a couple, your wife in return... :-P
I am glad to see all the talk about my posterior has died down. It really isn't worth nibbling unlike the king of bottsters Siddy which I am reliably informed is "succulent" and "juicy" especially if you like your man steaks done rare. I'm far more tactile, so it may be best for you just to pop your totties in my hands instead.
And Dollyminx, I know you still want me... I know you whispered me saying, take it off Ask ! Don't let them all know ! I will send you my knickers through the post... but I could'nt lie to the folk on here...
And Char finally, thanks for having this idea a long time ago and having the gumption, brains and absolute genius, to get me to sort the whole buggering thing out for you bar the paying! (only kidding sweetheart ! ;-). As thanks, I propose a serial snogathon for Char at some point during the evening... grope her boobs and you are out. (That's me fecked for starters...) This could come either before or after the Botty and boob competition and of course the Half Monty (Python).
Ask
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And Debb... you want familiar???
That's two pieces of shortbread then, payment in advance only! ;-)
48FFFF's away !
Ask xxxxxxxxxx
Hey I ain't greedy I am sure there'll be plenty of male buttock up for grabs--both figuratively and literally.................
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Right Folks
As of today (Sunday 21st Jan) The list has been closed.
Thanks to everyone who is coming and also those who expressed an interest...
We look forward to seeing you there.
Ask
. Did i say that? Out loud? oopsssssssss :twisted: . Well folks, be there, or be square
............ Sassy xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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well guys ans gals not long now. hope you have all got your rooms sorted 
and of course all you sexy undies, and you gals as well. lol. i hear askari is wearing his pvc cat suit cant wait to see him in that, and sassy in her pink tutu, lol, ive been told that ask is making a speech so get yer drinks in 
could take a while,, sorry ask just joking.
: :?: :?: as you are now back on :small-print: :rose: :rose: 
you only going for the 
hwoar: 
lizzies packed it for you :spit: :spit: :spit: 
