Versace Vase is back. Grrrrrrrrrrrrr. ding dong.

18 Jun 2009

Sheffield, Chesterfield, Rotherham, erm.. im even prepared to go to Barnsley/ Mansfield, and surounding towns & pit villages.
The Vase is back. Now husbands unlock you wives, to all the wives out there, send your fellas to the pub.. or make sure his camera is charged up. ( Box Browning to you Barnsley/Mansfield folk out there )
Single ladys out there, get you hair done ( i dont mean the at the salon either ) get the lippy on and be prepared to be spoilt as once youve been touched by Versace, no man will compare!
So with that, ( Getin ready to beat em off with a stick ) Take your time, theres more of me to go around nowadays, need to sweat it off! In a nice way!
You know which button to press, get ready..........
GO!
Ps im a newbie, be kind and understanding! Pics to follow soon, but some wont have forgotten Versace Vase!

19 Jun 2009

Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the forums :shock:
:scared:
bolt

wb

19 Jun 2009

Aha I knew that you would be one of the first! Unfortunately you must stand in line, I have to divide myself between South Yorks, and Derbyshire before I invade Wales. But to all the ladys who like a bit of leak I'll be round your way soon. By what a cracking bum! X

19 Jun 2009

You can't come to Wales - it's closed
:giggle:

19 Jun 2009

Now ladys, (the vase wiggles, then blows his fingers) you just know nothing is closed to the Vase! Things just open on comand.... Or with just a wink of the eye.