My ad title says it all really! I'm an intelligent, professional, clean & discreet horny, married 45yo guy who wants to get sucked off today before 2pm in/around London.
Any interested parties please get in touch soon! It's now
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Want to unload my cock in London, Wed 13th Oct, before 2pm
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Sex God
Quote by mal609
You're in advertising and that's the best you can come up with to get a BJ in 4 hours? :shock:
Thank God you don't work for me!!!
Mal
I reckon that if you do get your BJ in the set time frame then we should get Mal to eat his errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...........................................................words?
He he!
:lol: :twisted: :twisted: 
Sex God
You reckon you're intelligent? I beg to differ
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Quote by married4marriedlondon
i just need my cock in a horny mouth
Well that's great, but I think what the fellas are trying to say is - why should the horny mouth want to be around your cock? As opposed to the genitals of any of the thousands of other guys who are looking for exactly the same thing?
Good luck anyway.
Sex God
Just a thought.
If you don't find that "horny mouth" you could always give yourself a Blow Job!!
I do that sometimes and can highly recommend it although it's more fun if I've got an audience!!
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Hope this helps!
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If you don't find that "horny mouth" you could always give yourself a Blow Job!!
I do that sometimes and can highly recommend it although it's more fun if I've got an audience!!
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Quote by married4marriedlondon
hey, you guys, i don't have time to come up with some fancy tag line - i am too busy doing that for huge companies! i just need my cock in a horny mouth - now cum on all you dick takers, get in touch! it's already!! anthony x
You see? Attitude! Doesn't have time to impress us, too busy elsewhere, so we are not high on his list of priorities.
Hey ho, that's life, but not as we know it! (Do you think that was catchy? :rascal: )
Mal
Sex God
You missed out the "JIM" part, Mal!
Sex God
See, we're all getting old... there's no such thing as originality any more....
Anyways, this thread has got hijaked... back to the point..... so, who reckons I can get a BJ before 2pm????? :grin: :grin: :grin:
Anyways, this thread has got hijaked... back to the point..... so, who reckons I can get a BJ before 2pm????? :grin: :grin: :grin:
Sex God
Quote by bluexxx
See, we're all getting old... there's no such thing as originality any more....
Anyways, this thread has got hijaked... back to the point..... so, who reckons I can get a BJ before 2pm????? :grin: :grin: :grin:
I have every confidence that you could get anything you wanted before 2pm Blue, but you, a BJ?
:confused: I have suggested autoeroticism as a last resort for this "member"(seem to remember vaguely showing how it can be done at your party, and that was just a quickie preview of what is possible!!)
:oops: :oops: :oops: :lol: :lol: :lol: I find it interesting that you give this guy a hard time when only a couple of posts down is an almost identical post form a couple looking to meet a bi fem - they want to meet someone soon and not very eloquently worded etc.. it is the shag my girlfriend in chesire post if you want to look at it...
Steve
Steve
Quote by SteveBucks
I find it interesting that you give this guy a hard time when only a couple of posts down is an almost identical post form a couple looking to meet a bi fem - they want to meet someone soon and not very eloquently worded etc.. it is the shag my girlfriend in chesire post if you want to look at it...
Steve
To a certain point you are right, Steve. It started out as a piss take as he said he was in advertising, yet places a very poor advert. That's what kicked it off. The next point is he's male and it is incredibly difficult to get anything at all on here, if you are male, something he didn't take into consideration at all. If a woman placed the same ad, she would actually get offers and would probably suceed getting what she wanted by 2pm. Males are in the majority, therefore women can be very choosy as to what they want and who they want it with. Simple as.
A sense of humour is needed on here. If you haven't got one, then perhaps you are on the wrong forum - I don't mean you personally, Steve, I mean anyone in general.
Mal
Sex God
I completely agree. Couples and fems put crap posts up to, but the diffrence is, single guys are daft enough to reply to them , even when they are in joke form (as I know only to well from the sheer amount of shite PMs I had over that "I want a shag" joke thread I put in here the other day! NEVER AGAIN! I feel really sorry for any fem advertising on here as a single if that's the shite she gets in her PM box every day! 
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Anyways, that's beside the point. I agree. People should consider their posts and if they want success they should be nice about it.
So, well, I am going to get a BJ in the park before 2pm, you can count on it! But I'll be damned if I'm going to put a post up advertising the fact cos I'm not prepared to read and reply to all those shite PMs!
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, even when they are in joke form (as I know only to well from the sheer amount of shite PMs I had over that "I want a shag" joke thread I put in here the other day! NEVER AGAIN! I feel really sorry for any fem advertising on here as a single if that's the shite she gets in her PM box every day! :roll: Anyways, that's beside the point. I agree. People should consider their posts and if they want success they should be nice about it.
So, well, I am going to get a BJ in the park before 2pm, you can count on it! But I'll be damned if I'm going to put a post up advertising the fact cos I'm not prepared to read and reply to all those shite PMs!
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Sex God
Hmmm. well I got mine, so I don't care any more ! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Sex God
wooahhhhh 7 minutes left. the tensions unbearable isn't it? did he didn't he? i can't stand it!!!!
neil x x x x ;)
neil x x x x ;)
Sex God
Ok Time's up!!
Report back to the Forum please! :lol: :lol: :lol:
Report back to the Forum please!
:lol: :lol: :lol: Mal... I reckong he played you and Blue like a fiddle.
These advertising types are not so dim as you think they are. By placing an ad he knew would attract scorn, he's gone for the sympathy fuck and succeeded.
We have much to learn from Mr. Marriedmanwhateveritis... :smug:
Now if I take the piss out of you for the next few days, what are the odds on me getting you getting a Tuesday shag?
These advertising types are not so dim as you think they are. By placing an ad he knew would attract scorn, he's gone for the sympathy fuck and succeeded.
We have much to learn from Mr. Marriedmanwhateveritis... :smug:
Now if I take the piss out of you for the next few days, what are the odds on me getting you getting a Tuesday shag?
Sex God
Quote by married4marriedlondon
thanks to j & p for this afternoon! good to see that someone on here was genuine. another time, i hope!! xx
Well I think he made it all up 'cos at 1108 this morning he was still posting here and looking. So he must have had wings on his feet to find a couple in London, get his ass over to a meet venue etc etc all by 2pm
Nah!! Don't believe any of it.
I'm notTHAT gullible
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