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Hi everyone,
If there is actually anyone out there. The longer I've been on this site the more I think that no real people actually use it. I have recieved only one reply, from a couple, where the women wanted to be wined and dined and taken on holiday, in return for possible sex. Nothing more than a glorified prostitute in my eyes.
This is a swingers site yes, then where are all the swingers. Hardly anybody contacts anyone, everyone out there who does swing has formed small groups and doesn't want to give it up, I mean what is going on? Being a member on this site is a total waste of money. I could have given that money to charity. Instead I log on and all I ever see is the same people who never reply or contact. Surely there must be a lot of other people in my position. It would be nice to hear from some of those people.
And if your wondering I'm not a 60 year old ogre. I am a 28 year old, good looking doctor, who has just got out of a very long term relationship, and just wants to have a bit of fun, IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK?
So come on. Any people out there that think this site is a total waste of money, give me a reply, i somehow doubt that there are over 400,000 members on this site, what a load of bollocks. If enough people contact me then, I will challenge this sites user stats, which are most likely made up and making someone very rich indeed.
On the other hand, if you are a good looking female or couple up for fun, then give me a shout and I might have to take all the above back.
Either way I think I have a better chance of having sex at a funeral than I have on this site. YOUR LOSS.
Sex God
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I'm real!
:shock: :shock: :shock:
Or am I a stuffed teddy bear?
dunno :dunno: :dunno: Answers by dirty PM please to the usual place!
rolleyes :roll: :roll:
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Quote by Jags
I'm real!
:shock: :shock: :shock:
Or am I a stuffed teddy bear?
dunno :dunno: :dunno: Answers by dirty PM please to the usual place!
rolleyes :roll: :roll:

You're a stuffed teddy bear!!! (probably a Grizzly!!) rotflmao
Fancy that - a doctor without a bedside manner!! :wanker:
Mal
wink
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so am i.
u need to get to know people 1st.
do not expect, to meet people straight away, just join in the banter.
i noticed u only made 3 posts, make a few more, and join in the cafe.
good things come to them u wait.
cool 8-) 8-) 8-)
Sex God
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do we now have permission to hijack this.... pleease...... smile :) :) :)
Well you gave the site 10 days..... and you contributed to the forum in exactly which way?????
so i went and looked at your ad..........
"Hi, I'm of asian origin, 28, good looking with a slim body. I am funny, intelligent and down to earth. I have a very high sex drive and the right person will be a very lucky lady indeed. I am reasonably well endowed and gentle though I can rise to any occasion. Really want to treat a special lady. All females or couples welcome to contact."
so all about you... and not one word about the type of person you are after....... if you are like that in bed then no wonder no-one bothered to reply!!!!.......there are 15,000 ads out there so how was yours any different to the majority??????
and as for asking people to prove you wrong at the end... after you have slated the sitei can imagine all the women thinking...."you know what... he is spot on!!! where do i drop my knickers for the hunk of man!!!!"
confused :? :?
oh and while you are waiting for the women to do that... i'll be off for a meet tonight, and another one on friday... because i took the time and effort to get myself known.... to not to just jump into someones knickers.....
sean xxxxxx
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I suppose i'm going to say this before someone else does, there are alot of real people on this site just look at the forums, the other thing is you are a single male as i am but you are one of thousands, did you just presume that after placing an small advert with no pictures that you would be flooded with replies, i have been a member on here for over a year and i have only had four meets off here, two of these i'm still involved with today.
As a single male on this site you have to give yourself a fighting chance
1 put a pic on your profile
2 make your advert stand out from the others
3 join the forums and start to make friends and get known
4 Dont presume anything, this lifestyle is like a community join the social events
5 i dont see where it says join this site and you will get laid, thats down to you and your efforts, this site only gives you the tools and access to the other members the rest is down to you !!!!!
6 if you cant be botherd to try the above then maybe the lifestyle is not for you
however i am trying to give you some advice and i wish you well you will find some very friendly people in here if you treat them well.
Warming the Bed
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Hi.
Maybe you should try the chatroom where people can talk with you and judge your personality?
You may meet some nice people there for a friendly chat, possibly flirting, and not necessarily want meet them as you dont have to meet everyone you chat with.
If you chat and actually get on with some one, you never know you may get to arrange a meeting ( I have).
Or perhaps looking at your post you best option may actually be with a prostitute :-)
You fee could have paid for one :-)
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:therethere: so you paid £50 ten days ago and you haven't had a shag yet? I'd complain to admin if I were you. They must be keeping all the best contacts for themselves rolleyes
Wake up ffs man. You complain that the one reply you received was more or less prostitution, and yet you call the site a "waste of money" because nobody has replied to you! There really are an awful lot of members, around 1,000 new members each day. Do you really think that each and every single man on the site is going to find someone suitable here? The ratio of couples:men and single females:men mean it's impossible.
Stop whining and get yourself a bit better known. You never know what might happen :roll:
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Quote by Angel Chat
:therethere: so you paid £50 ten days ago and you haven't had a shag yet? I'd complain to admin if I were you. They must be keeping all the best contacts for themselves rolleyes
Wake up ffs man. You complain that the one reply you received was more or less prostitution, and yet you call the site a "waste of money" because nobody has replied to you! There really are an awful lot of members, around 1,000 new members each day. Do you really think that each and every single man on the site is going to find someone suitable here? The ratio of couples:men and single females:men mean it's impossible.
Stop whining and get yourself a bit better known. You never know what might happen :roll:

so can i have those contacts i paid you for then lol
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banghead :banghead: :banghead:
oh dear oh dear oh dear

can't really be bothered to say any more !!!
Sex God
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There are lots of genuine people out there, you just have to go and find them.........
Stop whinging
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You think you have got it bad i have spent all morning sending 40 valentines messages on this site and only had 9 replies mind you thats not a bad ratio lol
Casanova
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Quote by asiandelight007
Hi everyone,
If there is actually anyone out there. The longer I've been on this site the more I think that no real people actually use it. I have recieved only one reply, from a couple, where the women wanted to be wined and dined and taken on holiday, in return for possible sex. Nothing more than a glorified prostitute in my eyes.
This is a swingers site yes, then where are all the swingers. Hardly anybody contacts anyone, everyone out there who does swing has formed small groups and doesn't want to give it up, I mean what is going on? Being a member on this site is a total waste of money. I could have given that money to charity. Instead I log on and all I ever see is the same people who never reply or contact. Surely there must be a lot of other people in my position. It would be nice to hear from some of those people.
And if your wondering I'm not a 60 year old ogre. I am a 28 year old, good looking doctor, who has just got out of a very long term relationship, and just wants to have a bit of fun, IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK?
So come on. Any people out there that think this site is a total waste of money, give me a reply, i somehow doubt that there are over 400,000 members on this site, what a load of bollocks. If enough people contact me then, I will challenge this sites user stats, which are most likely made up and making someone very rich indeed.
On the other hand, if you are a good looking female or couple up for fun, then give me a shout and I might have to take all the above back.
Either way I think I have a better chance of having sex at a funeral than I have on this site. YOUR LOSS.

I'm not real and I'm not a prostitute either, but then I may not be human so that probably doesn't explain things sufficiently, possibly
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/ the Laird wanders in and casually looks around the room
This anyones Dummy?? I found it beside this pram!
confused
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Quote by Jags
I'm real!
:shock: :shock: :shock:
Or am I a stuffed teddy bear?
dunno :dunno: :dunno: Answers by dirty PM please to the usual place!
rolleyes :roll: :roll:

Dont know about that but you have bluddy (TM Missy) sharp teeth!!!
wink
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/ the Laird wanders in and casually looks around the room
This anyones Dummy?? I found it beside this pram!
confused

Put some Paraldehyde in it and give it back to its owner.
phredd. Dr, the RH Sir Phredderick Emanuel Scroobes.
Sex God
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Quote by the_Laird
I'm real!
:shock: :shock: :shock:
Or am I a stuffed teddy bear?
dunno :dunno: :dunno: Answers by dirty PM please to the usual place!
rolleyes :roll: :roll:

Dont know about that but you have bluddy (TM Missy) sharp teeth!!!
wink
Did I bite you???? :dunno: :dunno: Must have been little love nibbles up the inside of your thighs???? :eeek:
:happy: :happy: :happy:
Of course as neither you nor I are actually real then it must all have been a figment of our imaginary minds. :cry: :cry: Would have been fun if it HAD been real! Mind you, the picture of your thigh is on my PC so perhaps we are real after all??
:roll: :roll: :roll:
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Quote by Jags
I'm real!
:shock: :shock: :shock:
Or am I a stuffed teddy bear?
dunno :dunno: :dunno: Answers by dirty PM please to the usual place!
rolleyes :roll: :roll:

Dont know about that but you have bluddy (TM Missy) sharp teeth!!!
wink
Did I bite you???? :dunno: :dunno: Must have been little love nibbles up the inside of your thighs???? :eeek:
:happy: :happy: :happy:
Of course as neither you nor I are actually real then it must all have been a figment of our imaginary minds. :cry: :cry: Would have been fun if it HAD been real! Mind you, the picture of your thigh is on my PC so perhaps we are real after all??
:roll: :roll: :roll:
Well OBVIOUSLY we didn't ACTUALLY meet at an event not attended by lots of other non real people who dont exsist on this site for real.
:wink:
Sex God
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Quote by the_Laird
Well OBVIOUSLY we didn't ACTUALLY meet at an event not attended by lots of other non real people who dont exsist on this site for real.
wink

Well after the WHISKY I was given at the pre-event event I can't remember if the people were real or just a mirage! drinkies :drinkies: :drinkies: Maybe I imagined the trip, the people, the snogs, the dancing, the drinking and everything else?
:cry: :cry: :cry:
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Quote by Jags

Well OBVIOUSLY we didn't ACTUALLY meet at an event not attended by lots of other non real people who dont exsist on this site for real.
wink

Well after the WHISKY I was given at the pre-event event I can't remember if the people were real or just a mirage! drinkies :drinkies: :drinkies: Maybe I imagined the trip, the people, the snogs, the dancing, the drinking and everything else?
:cry: :cry: :cry:
Tell me you remember the good whisky during the event!!
:shock:
Warming the Bed
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as a 60 yr old ogre i resent the agism in your mail. mad a word to the wise impolite folkes don't get to play hide the sausage.
tony
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Quote by the_Laird

Well OBVIOUSLY we didn't ACTUALLY meet at an event not attended by lots of other non real people who dont exsist on this site for real.
wink

Well after the WHISKY I was given at the pre-event event I can't remember if the people were real or just a mirage! drinkies :drinkies: :drinkies: Maybe I imagined the trip, the people, the snogs, the dancing, the drinking and everything else?
:cry: :cry: :cry:
Tell me you remember the good whisky during the event!!
:shock:
I remember everything single thing Laird! Being woken by a text message at m. is on the list.
:wink: :wink:
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I remember everything single thing Laird! Being woken by a text message at m. is on the list.
wink :wink:

I have NO idea what you are talking about!!!!
(Besides it wasn't my phone innocent)
Sex God
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I remember everything single thing Laird! Being woken by a text message at m. is on the list.
wink :wink:

I have NO idea what you are talking about!!!!
(Besides it wasn't my phone innocent)
Wasn't my phone either - effect was the same though. rolleyes :roll:
:swingingchair: :swingingchair:
Warming the Bed
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It's good there's someone giving out T-shirts but I think maybe another items of clothing would be more appropriate for this particular award.
Mind you, I am just angling for a gratuitous bum picture to be shown so it could be said I'm biased.
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Quote by asiandelight007
YOUR LOSS.

lol
its YOU who has paid the £50 for diddly, not us!
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we r real
but don`t call us
we will call u
one day.........
when we`ve waded thru a few hundred e mails.................
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Dear Asiandelight
Listen up mate, If you think it is up to us other members of this site to make you have fun you are gravely mistaken.
YOU ONLY HAVE THE FUN YOU MAKE YOURSELF!!
And with the attitude that it is OUR loss that we haven't flocked to shag you yet, you will not get far.
Personally I have met and had fab sex with 4 delightful men from this site who bothered to read my ad and decide - correctly - that they had what i wanted.
Don't come looking in here for rebound sex, you will only get hurt.
Jane
:!:
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Quote by constance
I am real and i am female
Yesterday I spent a really nice lunch time with a guy I had started chatting through this site.
He s a bit older than the original poster of this thread and isnt a paying member, but found the site about ten days ago.
We are both looking forward to meeting again soon and it wont be for lunch or a drink
So what has he got that the original poster hasnt got?
Well he wouldnt describe himself as "good looking" though he is droop dead gorgeous, he is also witty, easy going, non demanding ,charning, thoughtful and has insight into the psychology of women.
Im sooooooooooooo looking forward to seeing more of him!!

But is he a Doctor????
dunno
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Quote by constance
No , but I am thinking he may have his own helmet!! lol

Yellow, if memory serves??
wink
xx