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Quote by Darkfire
Someone get some tenalady's for Dawnie :giggle:
lol

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Dawnie
Will you stop jumping up and down, your giving me a headache
:giggle:
Quote by Darkfire
Someone get some tenalady's for Dawnie :giggle:
lol

Took me a while to get that, a combination of naive and being a guy, but once googled ..............
biggrin :D :D :D
Quote by goose35
Soooo
If i wear jeans i get my bum smaked eh
mmmmmm i'm thinking about it lol

goosey you can have yours smacked anyway hun if you want it :twisted:
Earthyxx
Quote by Sarah
Dawnie
Will you stop jumping up and down, your giving me a headache
:giggle:

Nope :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
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Quote by Darkfire
Wonder what Dark is wearing?

a bin bag at this rate luv :giggle:
Oiiii
Bin bags can work ! ! !

wink
Right got mine sorted now. Nowt much just nipped out and grabbed a new suit and all the sundries that go with it biggrin
So I think it's safe for me to unleash a few of these now :D
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My outfit is soo not sorted yet. I ordered a top and skirt, only the skirt arrived and the top was on a 1-2 week delay mad Two weeks passed so I had to return the skirt, and lo and behold, the bloody top arrived two days later :shock: So I re-ordered the skirt only to be told that it is on a two week delay redface FFS xxx
I am leaving the North East on Thursday to travel to Notts so heres to hoping that the skirt arrives before then.
A Very Frustrated Alex xx
Quote by Alex_NorthEast
I am leaving the North East on Thursday to travel to Notts so heres to hoping that the skirt arrives before then.
A Very Frustrated Alex xx

Ooohh I don't know Alex, I think you may be quite fetching without it :rascal:
Suits ?? Suits ???? We dont have feckin' suits in Cornwall ffs :shock: :shock: :shock:
Can i not be decadent in board shorts and flippies?? rolleyes No....spose not confused
Thing is...............where does one find a suit in bloody Cornwall.
Its ok for you ladies, you can look decadent at the drop of a hat (was gonna say 'your knickers') :twisted: Youve got the wardrobes for it, but us blokes with 2 prs of shoes and a handful of shirts, and pants..... :?
Oh well, i dont care cos im coming to see you lot and specially my Dark one. :twisted:
Quote by Manolishi
I am leaving the North East on Thursday to travel to Notts so heres to hoping that the skirt arrives before then.
A Very Frustrated Alex xx

Ooohh I don't know Alex, I think you may be quite fetching without it :rascal:
Thank you Manolishi, as long as you don't mind viewing my black hold up stockings and matching thong biggrin
Alex xx
p.s. what finery are you wearing?
Quote by Alex_NorthEast
I am leaving the North East on Thursday to travel to Notts so heres to hoping that the skirt arrives before then.
A Very Frustrated Alex xx

Ooohh I don't know Alex, I think you may be quite fetching without it :rascal:
Thank you Manolishi, as long as you don't mind viewing my black hold up stockings and matching thong biggrin
Alex xx
p.s. what finery are you wearing?
:eeek: :eeek: :inlove: :crazy:
Oh Alex, if you see me drool, just slap me - not to hard though :D
As for me, well, I suppose something suitable with cufflinks ............... rolleyes
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Quote by Manolishi
As for me, well, I suppose something suitable with cufflinks ............... rolleyes
innocent

That would be your purple tutu then :smug:
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redface
very impressed Dawnie
hope to learn how to do that one day !!!!
Really looking forward to meeting you all
Tux is ordered
Right, this whole outfit thing confused !
Neither me or the missus do girly, so trousers are deffo the order of the day. We both plan on wearing smart trousers and shirts (NOT blouses lol ) and although we are aware that the Decadence and Debauchery is only a theme, we would like to state that we will be found in 'Underdressed Corner' (sic) should anyone else who doesn't look like Ginger Rogers or Fred Astaire care to come and join us biggrin :D :lol: :D :D
But apart from outfit drama, all we've got to say is:
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Quote by Darkfire

After HLB

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:shock: blimey
worship
all blokes who havent got a clue how to do 'decadent', take note !

I was thinking more along these lines . . . . . . . . . . . .

redface
We've just decided (well, okay - I
have) that we need to go shopping for make up. And I really need a pair of "dressing up" shoes surprisedops:
I am now going to start stalking Dambuster !!
Quote by dambuster

After HLB

bolt

:shock: blimey
worship
all blokes who havent got a clue how to do 'decadent', take note !

I was thinking more along these lines . . . . . . . . . . . .

redface
We've just decided (well, okay - I
have) that we need to go shopping for make up. And I really need a pair of "dressing up" shoes surprisedops:
I thought Morbius looked good in a dress but Dammie :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship:
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Right, this whole outfit thing confused !
Neither me or the missus do girly, so trousers are deffo the order of the day. We both plan on wearing smart trousers and shirts (NOT blouses lol ) and although we are aware that the Decadence and Debauchery is only a theme, we would like to state that we will be found in 'Underdressed Corner' (sic) should anyone else who doesn't look like Ginger Rogers or Fred Astaire care to come and join us biggrin :D :lol: :D :D

That'll be me then wave :lol:
time's running out and i have no dress - even if I 'did' dresses :giggle:
Quote by Darkfire
i adore this :inlove:

Ohh so do I.
Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
I might run a thread on the Saturday morning for male grooming tips - a bit like cheap daytime TV :giggle:

Too late I need to be on the road Saturday am.
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well i have my outfit, i just need someone to lace me into my corset :twisted: erm remembering to leave beer room of course
Earthy xx

Offers. I have experience (I laced up a corset at Rio's once)
Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
I might run a thread on the Saturday morning for male grooming tips - a bit like cheap daytime TV :giggle:

Will it include pics and maybe a video?? :shock:
it will be just like watching Sally James again

Ohhh Sally James :droolemoticon:
Quote by essex34m
Stop it, just stop it :eeek:
I am reading down this thread and getting more and more excited and we have too many sleeps and I have too many ands :eeek: :eeek: :eeek:
I'll be pissing my knickers by next Saturday redface
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Harry will come and find you, he is a pissmagnet
Ohh I can't wait (but can't you take the knickers off first wink )
That is sooooo going in my signature biggrin
My neighbours must wonder what is going on, I just laughed soo hard at that, I nearly fell off my chair lol
Right must stop posting and go and wash my clothes ready for Saturday.
Woohoo.
Regards
Harry Jones
Quote by Darkfire
Right, this whole outfit thing confused !
Neither me or the missus do girly, so trousers are deffo the order of the day. We both plan on wearing smart trousers and shirts (NOT blouses lol ) and although we are aware that the Decadence and Debauchery is only a theme, we would like to state that we will be found in 'Underdressed Corner' (sic) should anyone else who doesn't look like Ginger Rogers or Fred Astaire care to come and join us biggrin :D :lol: :D :D

That'll be me then wave :lol:
time's running out and i have no dress - even if I 'did' dresses :giggle:
I am sure you will find something suitably fabulous hun, however, we will keep a seat warm for you just in case wink
I MUSTwash my clothes ready for Saturday after getting and fixing bicycle number two :!:
Regards
Harry Jones
Quote by lavabubble
Right, this whole outfit thing confused !
Neither me or the missus do girly, so trousers are deffo the order of the day. We both plan on wearing smart trousers and shirts (NOT blouses lol ) and although we are aware that the Decadence and Debauchery is only a theme, we would like to state that we will be found in 'Underdressed Corner' (sic) should anyone else who doesn't look like Ginger Rogers or Fred Astaire care to come and join us biggrin :D :lol: :D :D

That'll be me then wave :lol:
time's running out and i have no dress - even if I 'did' dresses :giggle:
I am sure you will find something suitably fabulous hun, however, we will keep a seat warm for you just in case wink
can you keep a seat warm for me too please hun?
as it looks like i will be wearing jeans and that means im in for a spanking off earthy my twin.....so i might need a comfy seat :lol:
Quote by sexkittenhfx
Right, this whole outfit thing confused !
Neither me or the missus do girly, so trousers are deffo the order of the day. We both plan on wearing smart trousers and shirts (NOT blouses lol ) and although we are aware that the Decadence and Debauchery is only a theme, we would like to state that we will be found in 'Underdressed Corner' (sic) should anyone else who doesn't look like Ginger Rogers or Fred Astaire care to come and join us biggrin :D :lol: :D :D

That'll be me then wave :lol:
time's running out and i have no dress - even if I 'did' dresses :giggle:
I am sure you will find something suitably fabulous hun, however, we will keep a seat warm for you just in case wink
can you keep a seat warm for me too please hun?
as it looks like i will be wearing jeans and that means im in for a spanking off earthy my twin.....so i might need a comfy seat :lol:

Sexlittenhfx
It would be an honour neigh a pure privalidge to keep you a comfy seat warm for you at the party
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Quote by sexkittenhfx
can you keep a seat warm for me too please hun?
as it looks like i will be wearing jeans and that means im in for a spanking off earthy my twin.....so i might need a comfy seat lol

Did you really just mention a "warm seat" and spanking in the same phrase............Oh go on then..I'll bring me crop and warm your seat for you........ :twisted: :lol:
Quote by Marcuso

can you keep a seat warm for me too please hun?
as it looks like i will be wearing jeans and that means im in for a spanking off earthy my twin.....so i might need a comfy seat lol

Did you really just mention a "warm seat" and spanking in the same phrase............Oh go on then..I'll bring me crop and warm your seat for you........ :twisted: :lol:
your bloody hand is bad enough ffs
Earthy xx
Quote by sexkittenhfx
Right, this whole outfit thing confused !
Neither me or the missus do girly, so trousers are deffo the order of the day. We both plan on wearing smart trousers and shirts (NOT blouses lol ) and although we are aware that the Decadence and Debauchery is only a theme, we would like to state that we will be found in 'Underdressed Corner' (sic) should anyone else who doesn't look like Ginger Rogers or Fred Astaire care to come and join us biggrin :D :lol: :D :D

That'll be me then wave :lol:
time's running out and i have no dress - even if I 'did' dresses :giggle:
I am sure you will find something suitably fabulous hun, however, we will keep a seat warm for you just in case wink
can you keep a seat warm for me too please hun?
as it looks like i will be wearing jeans and that means im in for a spanking off earthy my twin.....so i might need a comfy seat :lol:

as long as ive got a face, you've got somewhere to sit
Quote by Marcuso
Oh go on then..I'll bring me crop and warm your seat for you........ :twisted: lol

smackbottom :smackbottom: stop scaring my newbies biggrin
your bloody hand is bad enough ffs

oh yes, warning to all. Beware the hand :lol:
Quote by sexkittenhfx
Right, this whole outfit thing confused !
Neither me or the missus do girly, so trousers are deffo the order of the day. We both plan on wearing smart trousers and shirts (NOT blouses lol ) and although we are aware that the Decadence and Debauchery is only a theme, we would like to state that we will be found in 'Underdressed Corner' (sic) should anyone else who doesn't look like Ginger Rogers or Fred Astaire care to come and join us biggrin :D :lol: :D :D

That'll be me then wave :lol:
time's running out and i have no dress - even if I 'did' dresses :giggle:
I am sure you will find something suitably fabulous hun, however, we will keep a seat warm for you just in case wink
can you keep a seat warm for me too please hun?
as it looks like i will be wearing jeans and that means im in for a spanking off earthy my twin.....so i might need a comfy seat :lol:

Space reserved for hfx along with her army of admirers and seat warmers :P
I think that the Underdressed corner is going to be very full and have a bit of an S&M slant with the way things are going, looking forward to it already :lol: