What is everyone wearing for Darkfires birthday party

29 Aug 2006

Ladies I have a dilema confused

I have tried to wear my corset at home but I can't find an easy way to go to the loo. It is just me or is it bloody hard work when you can't bend in the middle dunno

Does anyone else have a fear of the cord breaking and everything they own bursting out all over the place or is that just me as well :dunno:
Today, I am very excited but slightly concerned by my PMs with Dark :?

29 Aug 2006

Quote by Dawnie
Ladies I have a dilema
I have tried to wear my corset at home but I can't find an easy way to go to the loo. It is just me or is it bloody hard work when you can't bend in the middle
Does anyone else have a fear of the cord breaking and everything they own bursting out all over the place or is that just me as well :dunno:
Today, I am very excited but slightly concerned by my PMs with Dark :?

anybody has ever had PM's with the darkandfluffyone are concerned
in the lack of a support group for traumatised victims, may i suggest the samaritans?

29 Aug 2006

Quote by essex34m
anybody has ever had PM's with the darkandfluffyone are concerned
in the lack of a support group for traumatised victims, may i suggest the samaritans?

I might need them if she winds me up much more :eeek:
:lol2: :lol2: :lol2:

29 Aug 2006

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

29 Aug 2006

Quote by Dawnie
Ladies I have a dilema
I have tried to wear my corset at home but I can't find an easy way to go to the loo. It is just me or is it bloody hard work when you can't bend in the middle

Dawnie
Not sure if you would get them in time now, but there are several "non-invasive urinary devices that enable females to pee through the fly of their clothes while standing" available on the web, including one from a UK company that apparently went down well at glastonbury (so I read in the news).
I'm obviously not going to post any here but a logical search will help you find them.
Now if you had asked me two or three years ago there used to be a cracking page devoted to this subject without having to spend hard earned dosh on such products but I digress :twisted:
Regards
Harry Jones

29 Aug 2006

Harry hun i fookin worry about you sometimes! :giggle:

29 Aug 2006

Quote by Darkfire
Harry hun i fookin worry about you sometimes! :giggle:

only sometimes rolleyes

Earthy xx

29 Aug 2006

Quote by earthchild
Harry hun i fookin worry about you sometimes! :giggle:

only sometimes rolleyes

Earthy xx
Awww all these sexy lovely ladies worrying about me. biggrin

:D
Regards
Harry Jones

29 Aug 2006

Harry, I think I'd rather just ask someone to help me or piss my knickers than use one of them :scared:
:lol2: :lol2: :lol2:

29 Aug 2006

........makes a note to himself..............................offer to be of assistance to Dawnie rolleyes

29 Aug 2006

>>>also offers assistance :twisted:
lol

29 Aug 2006

Quote by Dawnie
Harry, I think I'd rather just ask someone to help me or piss my knickers than use one of them :scared:
:lol2: :lol2: :lol2:

Arghhh what a genius moment for me to turn off notifications mad

A woman asking for help peeing and I'm third on the list.
Now wheres that formula for calculating how much a woman needs to drink to pee three times :shock: confused

Harry Jones

30 Aug 2006

where the fook do I get tit tape/ toupe tape from? dunno

30 Aug 2006

Quote by Darkfire
where the fook do I get tit tape/ toupe tape from?

:lol2:
A hairdressing suppliers?
Use double sided sticky tape instead :dunno:

30 Aug 2006

Could you not get it from the lingerie dept. of some of the larger stores DF?

30 Aug 2006

Quote by Darkfire
where the fook do I get tit tape/ toupe tape from?

I've got a couple of spare 6 inch nails in my tool box............sure it'll not drop off if we hold it on with them :twisted: :twisted:

30 Aug 2006

Got me posh frock at last! Only took me 4 shopping trips! Halleluyah!

30 Aug 2006

Quote by Darkfire
where the fook do I get tit tape/ toupe tape from?

want me to bring a couple of rolls of gaffa tape?

30 Aug 2006

Quote by essex34m
where the fook do I get tit tape/ toupe tape from?

want me to bring a couple of rolls of gaffa tape?
It never works that tit tape, well not on my boobs! lol

30 Aug 2006

Quote by Dawnie
Ladies I have a dilema
I have tried to wear my corset at home but I can't find an easy way to go to the loo. It is just me or is it bloody hard work when you can't bend in the middle

Jeeze... where is your pee hole?? :shock:

30 Aug 2006

I never knew you girls had it so hard ... I am killing myself here!! My sides are hurting lol... lol

:lol: :D :lol: :D :lol: :D

30 Aug 2006

Quote by redgirlmanc
where the fook do I get tit tape/ toupe tape from?

want me to bring a couple of rolls of gaffa tape?
It never works that tit tape, well not on my boobs! lol
no, id say scaffolding would be better for yours

30 Aug 2006

Quote by essex34m
where the fook do I get tit tape/ toupe tape from?

want me to bring a couple of rolls of gaffa tape?
It never works that tit tape, well not on my boobs! lol
no, id say scaffolding would be better for yours
..............Offers to help with support rolleyes

:roll: :roll:

30 Aug 2006

Quote by essex34m
where the fook do I get tit tape/ toupe tape from?

want me to bring a couple of rolls of gaffa tape?
It never works that tit tape, well not on my boobs! lol
no, id say scaffolding would be better for yours
Tried that too! lol

30 Aug 2006

Quote by The Muttleys
where the fook do I get tit tape/ toupe tape from?

want me to bring a couple of rolls of gaffa tape?
It never works that tit tape, well not on my boobs! lol
no, id say scaffolding would be better for yours
..............Offers to help with support rolleyes

:roll: :roll:
Feel free!

30 Aug 2006

wooooohoooooo !!! :twisted:
Sorry i slagged off your pussies now redface

ops: :oops:

30 Aug 2006

Quote by The Muttleys
wooooohoooooo !!! :twisted:
Sorry i slagged off your pussies now ops: :oops:

An so u should be! lol :twisted:

30 Aug 2006

Quote by redgirlmanc
wooooohoooooo !!! :twisted:
Sorry i slagged off your pussies now ops: :oops:

An so u should be! lol :twisted:
:oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: Sorry :oops: xxxxxxx

30 Aug 2006

Quote by The Muttleys
wooooohoooooo !!! :twisted:
Sorry i slagged off your pussies now ops: :oops:

An so u should be! lol :twisted:
:oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: Sorry :oops: xxxxxxx
Will let you off! lol

30 Aug 2006

Quote by Dawnie
Ladies I have a dilema
I have tried to wear my corset at home but I can't find an easy way to go to the loo. It is just me or is it bloody hard work when you can't bend in the middle
Does anyone else have a fear of the cord breaking and everything they own bursting out all over the place or is that just me as well :dunno:

I have the same problem too Dawn, corsets look lovely but can be uncomfortable to wear after a while.
My corset broke once when I was drinking around the town with a mate, I bent over and the corset fell off ffs :shock: A quick visit to the ladies, a few strategically placed knots and wallaaa ... the girly night out continued.
If you need any assistance during the night, give me a shout :rascal:
Alex xxx