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Ladies I have a dilema confused
I have tried to wear my corset at home but I can't find an easy way to go to the loo. It is just me or is it bloody hard work when you can't bend in the middle dunno
Does anyone else have a fear of the cord breaking and everything they own bursting out all over the place or is that just me as well :dunno:
Today, I am very excited but slightly concerned by my PMs with Dark :?
Quote by Dawnie
Ladies I have a dilema confused
I have tried to wear my corset at home but I can't find an easy way to go to the loo. It is just me or is it bloody hard work when you can't bend in the middle dunno
Does anyone else have a fear of the cord breaking and everything they own bursting out all over the place or is that just me as well :dunno:
Today, I am very excited but slightly concerned by my PMs with Dark :?

anybody has ever had PM's with the darkandfluffyone are concerned
in the lack of a support group for traumatised victims, may i suggest the samaritans?
Quote by essex34m
anybody has ever had PM's with the darkandfluffyone are concerned
in the lack of a support group for traumatised victims, may i suggest the samaritans?

I might need them if she winds me up much more :eeek:
:lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Quote by Dawnie
Ladies I have a dilema confused
I have tried to wear my corset at home but I can't find an easy way to go to the loo. It is just me or is it bloody hard work when you can't bend in the middle dunno

Dawnie
Not sure if you would get them in time now, but there are several "non-invasive urinary devices that enable females to pee through the fly of their clothes while standing" available on the web, including one from a UK company that apparently went down well at glastonbury (so I read in the news).
I'm obviously not going to post any here but a logical search will help you find them.
Now if you had asked me two or three years ago there used to be a cracking page devoted to this subject without having to spend hard earned dosh on such products but I digress :twisted:
Regards
Harry Jones
Harry hun i fookin worry about you sometimes! :giggle:
Quote by Darkfire
Harry hun i fookin worry about you sometimes! :giggle:

only sometimes rolleyes
Earthy xx
Quote by earthchild
Harry hun i fookin worry about you sometimes! :giggle:

only sometimes rolleyes
Earthy xx
Awww all these sexy lovely ladies worrying about me. biggrin :D
Regards
Harry Jones
Harry, I think I'd rather just ask someone to help me or piss my knickers than use one of them :scared:
:lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
........makes a note to himself..............................offer to be of assistance to Dawnie rolleyes biggrin
>>>also offers assistance :twisted:
lol
Quote by Dawnie
Harry, I think I'd rather just ask someone to help me or piss my knickers than use one of them :scared:
:lol2: :lol2: :lol2:

Arghhh what a genius moment for me to turn off notifications mad
A woman asking for help peeing and I'm third on the list.
Now wheres that formula for calculating how much a woman needs to drink to pee three times :shock: confused surprised
rotflmao
Harry Jones
where the fook do I get tit tape/ toupe tape from? dunno
Quote by Darkfire
where the fook do I get tit tape/ toupe tape from? dunno

:lol2:
A hairdressing suppliers?
Use double sided sticky tape instead :dunno:
Could you not get it from the lingerie dept. of some of the larger stores DF?
Quote by Darkfire
where the fook do I get tit tape/ toupe tape from? dunno

I've got a couple of spare 6 inch nails in my tool box............sure it'll not drop off if we hold it on with them :twisted: :twisted:
Got me posh frock at last! Only took me 4 shopping trips! Halleluyah!
Quote by Darkfire
where the fook do I get tit tape/ toupe tape from? dunno

want me to bring a couple of rolls of gaffa tape?
Quote by essex34m
where the fook do I get tit tape/ toupe tape from? dunno

want me to bring a couple of rolls of gaffa tape?
It never works that tit tape, well not on my boobs! lol
Quote by Dawnie
Ladies I have a dilema confused
I have tried to wear my corset at home but I can't find an easy way to go to the loo. It is just me or is it bloody hard work when you can't bend in the middle dunno

Jeeze... where is your pee hole?? :shock:
I never knew you girls had it so hard ... I am killing myself here!! My sides are hurting lol... lol biggrin :lol: :D :lol: :D :lol: :D
Quote by redgirlmanc
where the fook do I get tit tape/ toupe tape from? dunno

want me to bring a couple of rolls of gaffa tape?
It never works that tit tape, well not on my boobs! lol
no, id say scaffolding would be better for yours
Quote by essex34m
where the fook do I get tit tape/ toupe tape from? dunno

want me to bring a couple of rolls of gaffa tape?
It never works that tit tape, well not on my boobs! lol
no, id say scaffolding would be better for yours
..............Offers to help with support rolleyes :roll: :roll:
Quote by essex34m
where the fook do I get tit tape/ toupe tape from? dunno

want me to bring a couple of rolls of gaffa tape?
It never works that tit tape, well not on my boobs! lol
no, id say scaffolding would be better for yours
Tried that too! lol
Quote by The Muttleys
where the fook do I get tit tape/ toupe tape from? dunno

want me to bring a couple of rolls of gaffa tape?
It never works that tit tape, well not on my boobs! lol
no, id say scaffolding would be better for yours
..............Offers to help with support rolleyes :roll: :roll:
Feel free!
wooooohoooooo !!! :twisted:
Sorry i slagged off your pussies now redface surprisedops: :oops:
Quote by The Muttleys
wooooohoooooo !!! :twisted:
Sorry i slagged off your pussies now redface surprisedops: :oops:

An so u should be! lol :twisted:
Quote by redgirlmanc
wooooohoooooo !!! :twisted:
Sorry i slagged off your pussies now redface surprisedops: :oops:

An so u should be! lol :twisted:
:oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: Sorry :oops: xxxxxxx
Quote by The Muttleys
wooooohoooooo !!! :twisted:
Sorry i slagged off your pussies now redface surprisedops: :oops:

An so u should be! lol :twisted:
:oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: Sorry :oops: xxxxxxx
Will let you off! lol
Quote by Dawnie
Ladies I have a dilema confused
I have tried to wear my corset at home but I can't find an easy way to go to the loo. It is just me or is it bloody hard work when you can't bend in the middle dunno
Does anyone else have a fear of the cord breaking and everything they own bursting out all over the place or is that just me as well :dunno:

I have the same problem too Dawn, corsets look lovely but can be uncomfortable to wear after a while.
My corset broke once when I was drinking around the town with a mate, I bent over and the corset fell off ffs :shock: A quick visit to the ladies, a few strategically placed knots and wallaaa ... the girly night out continued.
If you need any assistance during the night, give me a shout :rascal:
Alex xxx