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Quote by H-x

But HLB, what about the guys confused:
Please don't tell me this applies to us as well, you should know we are crap at all this co-ordination stuff :shock:

Left foot forward, breath in, bit on gum.
Right foot forward, breath out, release grip on gum.
Repeat until mastered.
H.x
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
I am sooooooooo going to get you for that biggrin
:rascal:
Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
HLB's handy hints for decadence on the cheap. :idea:
Accessorise - it doesn't have to be expensive
Velvet ribbon chokers
Costume Jewelry
Gloves
Feather Boa
DIY
It's amazing what you can do with a bit of glue, some glitter/beads.
Glue them onto an old pair of shoes or a piece of ribbon to be worn round the wrist or neck
Buy a couple of metres of luscious fabric, fold in half and secure with wonderweb to make a wrap.
Well know on line auction sites innocent
Great for picking up a new dress/shoes/handbag/jewelry
Alternatively if you do wish to buy something expensive, I've found it's preferable to use your partner's credit card. bolt
Darkfire - Will you recommend me for that Blue Peter job now? :giggle:

Always worship :worship: I am loving the Blue Peter ideas and cheap tack 'bling' :thumbup: I reckon even I can knock up a shoulder wrap from a bit or organza fabric redface
I'm actually getting a bit worried about folk spending a fortune on stuff - please dont!
Remember - anything with a train will get trodden on when people start wobbling, pints get spilt when wobbling/ oogling/ barrel-dancing :giggle: and with the number of people coming its going to get a bit warm cool
I'm off to raid my daughters craft box for PVA glue and feathers lol
Quote by Manolishi
But HLB, what about the guys confused:
Please don't tell me this applies to us as well, you should know we are crap at all this co-ordination stuff :shock:

Manolishi - I also provide makeovers for the "crapper" of the species :giggle:
Here's an example of my handywork
Before HLB

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Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
After HLB

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:shock: blimey
worship
all blokes who havent got a clue how to do 'decadent', take note !
ladies, i feel some eyeliner moustaches and 'kerchiefs in top pockets and brylcream coming on :giggle:
:thumbup:
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
Brilliant, just brilliant
Bang goes yet another keyboard confused
I brought my dress today, lovely little black number with feather boa to compliment it! I can't wait. Just need to shop for bra and shoes, sod the panties they arent compulsory and i wont have the dollar for them by the end of this!
Quote by Darkfire

After HLB

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:shock: blimey
worship
all blokes who havent got a clue how to do 'decadent', take note !
ladies, i feel some eyeliner moustaches and 'kerchiefs in top pockets and brylcream coming on :giggle:
:thumbup:
:smug: :smug: :smug:
I might run a thread on the Saturday morning for male grooming tips - a bit like cheap daytime TV :giggle:
Quote by Calista
Well I have 2 hours left on the skirt I want on ebay ....
I have the top all I need is the skirt to match.
Think it'll look a bit vampireish (well i will if i can get the fangs :twistedsmile and it's not "that" skirt so ..... wish me luck.
Just need to know where I can get some goth makeup in Derby now :shock:
Cx

what a bloody (pardon the pun :giggle:) good idea! :bounce: :bounce:
I like 'that' skirt though! kiss
well i have my outfit, i just need someone to lace me into my corset :twisted: erm remembering to leave beer room of course
Earthy xx
I won the skirt .... now it's time to get excited ....
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Cx
Quote by Calista
Well I have 2 hours left on the skirt I want on ebay ....
I have the top all I need is the skirt to match.
Think it'll look a bit vampireish (well i will if i can get the fangs :twistedsmile and it's not "that" skirt so ..... wish me luck.
Just need to know where I can get some goth makeup in Derby now :shock:
Cx

Try the market, the stall next to the watch repairs oppositte the lift and rug stand. They do really good make up for cheap prices. Can usually get a whole goth set for £7.
bit of talcumn powder for the 'white' effect , blood red lips and and black eyeliner!! wink
total cost.... zilch cos i'll have it in the 'powder room' for you :thumbup:
Quote by Darkfire
bit of talcumn powder for the 'white' effect , blood red lips and and black eyeliner!! wink
total cost.... zilch cos i'll have it in the 'powder room' for you :thumbup:

LOL knowing me and my pale skin .. do you think I need talc :shock:
Might need help with my eyes though ;)
kiss
Cx
I can see the afternoon drinkies being very interesting indeed :giggle:
do we have any hairdressers coming? lol
please form an orderly queue for the HLB brlycream treatment :giggle:
Going tux hunting tommorrow and have no idea where to start so wish me luck
Will post a piccy if i get one otherwise it will be my suit. (no not the birthday one lol)
Quote by earthchild
well i have my outfit, i just need someone to lace me into my corset :twisted: erm remembering to leave beer room of course
Earthy xx

Well, I suppose I can do it, only if you give me a hand with my dickie bow ......... rolleyes
Quote by goose35
Going tux hunting tommorrow and have no idea where to start so wish me luck
Will post a piccy if i get one otherwise it will be my suit. (no not the birthday one lol)

Thank god for that!!!!
Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
I might run a thread on the Saturday morning for male grooming tips - a bit like cheap daytime TV :giggle:

Will it include pics and maybe a video?? :shock:
Quote by Manolishi

I might run a thread on the Saturday morning for male grooming tips - a bit like cheap daytime TV :giggle:

Will it include pics and maybe a video?? :shock:
it will be just like watching Sally James again
Im off to wash the curtains
Quote by Chaotic_Spirit
Going tux hunting tommorrow and have no idea where to start so wish me luck
Will post a piccy if i get one otherwise it will be my suit. (no not the birthday one lol)

Thank god for that!!!!
What about trousers with bum cheek windows in :lol:
Quote by goose35
Going tux hunting tommorrow and have no idea where to start so wish me luck
Will post a piccy if i get one otherwise it will be my suit. (no not the birthday one lol)

Thank god for that!!!!
What about trousers with bum cheek windows in :lol:
you will have to put in built in window wipers!
Quote by goose35
Going tux hunting tommorrow and have no idea where to start so wish me luck
Will post a piccy if i get one otherwise it will be my suit. (no not the birthday one lol)

Thank god for that!!!!
What about trousers with bum cheek windows in :lol:
arent they called chaps?
Quote by essex34m
Going tux hunting tommorrow and have no idea where to start so wish me luck
Will post a piccy if i get one otherwise it will be my suit. (no not the birthday one lol)

Thank god for that!!!!
What about trousers with bum cheek windows in :lol:
arent they called chaps?
No but they do the same thing :lol:
so it look like there will be some guys in tuxs
glad i mentioned it
looking forward to meeting you all
The pre party drinks coulfd be very interesting
Quote by robbiem
so it look like there will be some guys in tuxs
glad i mentioned it
looking forward to meeting you all
The pre party drinks coulfd be very interesting

If i can find one i will yes.
ok here's my skirt

:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Ok so it's pink ....... I'll be a pink vampire :twisted:
Cx
ok , so its pink....
:shock:
but I like it lol
Stop it, just stop it :eeek:
I am reading down this thread and getting more and more excited and we have too many sleeps and I have too many ands :eeek: :eeek: :eeek:
I'll be pissing my knickers by next Saturday redface
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Quote by Dawnie
Stop it, just stop it :eeek:
I am reading down this thread and getting more and more excited and we have too many sleeps and I have too many ands :eeek: :eeek: :eeek:
I'll be pissing my knickers by next Saturday redface
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

Harry will come and find you, he is a pissmagnet
Quote by Dawnie
I am reading down this thread and getting more and more excited and we have too many sleeps and I have too many ands :eeek: :eeek: :eeek:
I'll be pissing my knickers by next Saturday redface

I'd best tell you about the ......
nah, bad idea, you'll have to wait til Saturday :twisted:
:giggle: