what's a 'wank club'?

29 Oct 2006

and are there any in Leicester going on??

29 Oct 2006

1st rule......we don't talk about wank club!

29 Oct 2006

Second rule, "we dont talk about wank club" lol

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What worries me is the poster doesnot know what one is and still wants to join one :shock: :lol:

29 Oct 2006

Come on lads stop having him on, Its a club for Wanks, Wanks is a nick name for people who come from Wankershire which is a district of Scotland, you know you live in Leicestershire, well Wankershire is in Scotland.

29 Oct 2006

Quote by Versace Vase
Come on lads stop having him on, Its a club for Wanks, Wanks is a nick name for people who come from Wankershire which is a district of Scotland, you know you live in Leicestershire, well Wankershire is in Scotland.

FFS stop misleading him rolleyes

everyone knows a wank club is a bit like fox hunting, but you hunt wank's
Now don't be mislead into thinking a wank is a harmless creature as it is not. If you ever came face to face with a wank you'd quite literally drop ya load. They are a fearsome one eyed beast that prowl the southeren region looking for vitims they can fire their deadly venom at.
The prime method of hunting wanks is by Horse back the same as fox hunting, however when chase starts instead of cry's of 'tally ho' the traditional cry of a wank hunter is cocks away. When the wank has been caught a killing ritual is followed and that cosists of showing the deadly one eyed monster pictures of Elle Mcpherson from a far to tease the wank to full strength then the picture is promptly swopped for one of Claire Short before the wank is beaten/thrashed with a large hammer called a wanking block. This cruel but effective method ensures the wank can no longer release its deadly venom for quite some time confused

Warning: Never aproach a wank single handed I did once and came off worse for wear :?

29 Oct 2006

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29 Oct 2006

Now ive had enough of these shenanigans,
the real origins of wank club, (Western Aikido Ninjitsu and Karate) was founded by Sensee Wankatillasore in 1981 and has been a spanking good club ever since, although only open to male members it does have a large back catalouge of dvd's available to female WANK fans!
Finally a bit of sanity lol

29 Oct 2006

wtf howay you lot really do take the piss ffs,right mate a wank club is a place for tuggers and tossers to meet up once a month for shooting practice ,which is done to the tune of the "runn away train" which will be a sport within 10 years ,rulles are made within the club with protective clothing(like paintballing)but you bring your own weapon,the protective clothing is because some serios players do eat lots of garlic the night before ,which is why you have 2 helmuts ,1 for shooting 1 for protection as if entered by the mouth can be found to have a rather funny taste (so mrs north tells me) any way hope this has helped ,any way got to shoot(parden the pun) lol

29 Oct 2006

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29 Oct 2006

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29 Oct 2006

i've been doing it all my life,i'm a master at it.

29 Oct 2006

a 'wank club'is something your jealous wife uses when she catches you pulling ya' todger whilst watching porno films :shock:
fil :grin:

29 Oct 2006

Quote by janeandwill
Remember "Call my Bluff " on TV, but don't think the likes of Robvert Robertson and the old guy in the pink bow tie ever debated this phrase!

If it was a panel was it a mass-debate ???

29 Oct 2006

Well obviously it's a nightclub that isn't very good!!!
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