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Forum Virgin
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hey all my b/f and i are really wanting a 3some but no one seems to be keen on helping i am size 18 but very horny and my b/f is tanned and very sexy come on girls surely someone out there is horny and needing a good shagging
Forum Virgin
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Yes i know but i have tried everywhere else i did not know about this site redface
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Well give it a chance before you moan about nobody wanting to 'help' confused
Oh, and desperation is not attractive either.
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hey all my b/f and i are really wanting a 3some but no one seems to be keen on helping i am size 18 but very horny and my b/f is tanned and very sexy come on girls surely someone out there is horny and needing a good shagging

I can see two obstacles, but don't let them dissuade you.
1. You live in the North of Scotland, hardly people central, let alone swinging central
2. You're looking for a female, I assume a bi-female, that means you're looking for something rarer than a generous Scotsman :grin: :grin:
I suggest getting to know people on here, and a hell of a lot of perseverance will help get you what you're after smile
Sex God
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Oh, and desperation is not attractive either.

Isn't it.....FB..... mine must be showing redface
Sexybabecaz. You're location is also liable to give slow responses, you are out in the wild a bit.
Have a look at the munches, there is one in Scotland at some point.
Forum Virgin
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i was not moaning about it and i certainly aint desperate my man and i have great fun together just looking for some extra fun thats all
Sex God
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Yes i know but i have tried everywhere else i did not know about this site redface

I'll let you off... but to have to give the site more than 15 minutes to work.... trust me.....
welcome to the site by the welcome.....hopefully you'll find what you are after (but probabaly not straight away....smile)
the other thing not in your favour is that you are about as far north as you can go without hitting Iceland!!!!! :)
stick around..... get known and i am sure a world full of munches will open up before you....
sean xxxxxx
edit time: if you want a serious answer.... couples outnumer single bi-fems probably by rough the same as single male outnumber couples.... They can afford to be choosy...
Sell yourself......give that woman you are after a reason to want to pick you.....you do get out what you put in, so tell people more about yourself....for example, ages, what do you look like, what are you after, ect........
hope that helps........
Forum Virgin
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we are willing to travel if it is somewhere where there is a good club with lots of booze (i like booze)
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do they have sheep in elgin?????
desperate times call for desperate measures :shock:
welcome to the site lol
wrats
xx
keep away from the deer though wink
Sex God
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we are willing to travel if it is somewhere where there is a good club with lots of booze (i like booze)

Are you in Elgin (profile) or Aberdeen (ad) cos they are about 65 miles apart??
confused :?
Forum Virgin
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god maybe i shouldnt of bothered looking on here every single person has just taken the p i ss i am being serious here we are not desperate just looking for some added fun i am from elgin but not everyone has heard of that and have heard of aberdeen is it a problem like
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god maybe i shouldnt of bothered looking on here every single person has just taken the p i ss i am being serious here we are not desperate just looking for some added fun i am from elgin but not everyone has heard of that and have heard of aberdeen is it a problem like

I've heard of Elgin, in fact I've been to Elgin cos my brother was at school there. And I was in Aberdeen just earlier this year...
But you have Elgin in your profile and Aberdeen in your ad and I was just asking a question. Can you find the door??
rolleyes :roll:
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read my post on the attributes of ageing
Warming the Bed
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Welcome to the site
Master of Sex
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god maybe i shouldnt of bothered looking on here every single person has just taken the p i ss i am being serious here we are not desperate just looking for some added fun -snip-

People aren't taking the piss, they're just trying to help out.....this site is well run with a lot of well behaved and mature members, but like most it also attracts some of life's (shall we say) flotsam and jetsom.
My suggestion is to get bedded down in the site, chat to a few people, have a read through the posts on here, join in the chatroom too if you like. You'll soon get to know the regulars and in turn will raise your own profile which will help you to more successfully find what you are looking for.