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Why do most adds look for 8 inches plus?
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Morning all
I see everybody is still in bed shagging......or totally excausted from the all night activity with the EXTRA LARGE COCKS>.........LOL
I better make a move and go to see if the lady I am meeting she likes small or large donner kebab.........let you know later if I was lucky.
wiz....er.....Stavros.......LOL
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
I see everybody is still in bed shagging......or totally excausted from the all night activity with the EXTRA LARGE COCKS>.........LOL
I better make a move and go to see if the lady I am meeting she likes small or large donner kebab.........let you know later if I was lucky.
wiz....er.....Stavros.......LOL
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Well, logged back in at 1pm Sat (it's been a looonngg night believe me!) and this thread is still going on!
And we had one girl who prefers smaller guys and has even chosen a partner with a 5-incher (so guess she would have to say that anyway...).
(Still yet to hear from a guy who wants his to be smaller though!)
Nice to see one of these pick up and go on for a few pages and that not too many people actually try to take it seriously.
The penis size issue will always be a sensitive area for men. The swinging community is also probably the only arena where a straight man will ever see another man's erection (and don't say "watching porn" - I do mean see one in real life) so it's something guys need to get used to early. You'll notice the regular guys don't have a problem with it.
And we still haven't heard back from the original poster.
Rachel
And we had one girl who prefers smaller guys and has even chosen a partner with a 5-incher (so guess she would have to say that anyway...).
(Still yet to hear from a guy who wants his to be smaller though!)
Nice to see one of these pick up and go on for a few pages and that not too many people actually try to take it seriously.
The penis size issue will always be a sensitive area for men. The swinging community is also probably the only arena where a straight man will ever see another man's erection (and don't say "watching porn" - I do mean see one in real life) so it's something guys need to get used to early. You'll notice the regular guys don't have a problem with it.
And we still haven't heard back from the original poster.
Rachel
Quote by mark/surrey
some lucky guys had fun with rachel one cant help a certain degree of jealousy.
good luck with your meet stavros.
no chilli please, im hot enough.
One lucky guy (Richard of course) and two lucky girls.
Watch out for what he puts in the garlic mayo as well.
(I have some hot sauce dripping out of my furry kebab at the moment)
Rachel
Any of you larger guys ever have a girl REALLY tell you that yours was too big?
Or were they too busy enjoying it?
Not being 'well-endowed' I couldn't say. I do remember going out with one woman who said my average-sized cock was a relief as her previous BF's had been too thick and had hurt her.
There was a woman on this board who advertised for a small cock because she wanted to try anal and didn't want to end up with haemorrhoids ;-)
Something I read a while back, in a social psychology book, and which I think rings true, is that cock size is an inter-male display thing. Although some women, like yourself, Rachel, want big boys, most I've known (socially and biblically) couldn't give a toss - as long as it's big enough to be felt that's enough. The most common comment Ive seen from women on boards, when this sort of discussion has come up, has been "what's between the ears is more important than what's between the legs".
It's men who are obsessed with cock size, not women, and IMHO that's because it's part of the incessant domination games played in the status society that some call 'male bonding'. A donkey schlong doesn't impress most women (though I dare say licking your eyebrows would ;-)) but it does impress blokes, str8 and gay. Basically, it's "I'm more of a man than you because my cock's bigger". Men are such simple creatures.
Mr Licks
Quote by chick0074
We are still yet to hear from the woman who like small cocks or te guy who wishes he had a smaller cock
I don't know about the former, but I do know of a society of guys with big cocks called the Large Penis Support Group described, on one site, as:
"for people who either have an abnormally large male genital or those who have been injured by an abnormally large male genital. "
They've a .
A good thing you don't live in Japan, Rachel - the guys there really are tiny, going by the Japanese porn I've seen. My measly 7" would make me John Holmes in Tokyo... ;-)
Mr LIcks
Quote by MrLickingham
Any of you larger guys ever have a girl REALLY tell you that yours was too big?
Or were they too busy enjoying it?
Something I read a while back, in a social psychology book, and which I think rings true, is that cock size is an inter-male display thing. Although some women, like yourself, Rachel, want big boys, most I've known (socially and biblically) Mr Licks
I never actually said that. And if you've seen my ad, I'm not even looking for men.
And reading books is a waste of time as Blue pointed out. What's "social psychology" anyway - made up rubbish by people who don't have the maths to get a real science degree. It won't tell you anything about what really goes on in the swinging community - you find that out yourself - if you stick around long enough
(Long enough - geddit?)
Rachel
Quote by MrLickingham
We are still yet to hear from the woman who like small cocks or te guy who wishes he had a smaller cock
A good thing you don't live in Japan, Rachel - the guys there really are tiny, going by the Japanese porn I've seen. My measly 7" would make me John Holmes in Tokyo... ;-)
Mr LIcks
I have lived in Japan. I was fine as I had my husband. I just fucked a lot of Japanese girls - now they really know what to do with their hands and tongues.
But again - you've only seen it in a video - same as your last comment about something you've only read in a book - it doesn't hold up against people who's actually been there.
And stop using my name directly in your replies like you're here to educate me on something. I'm not interested in what your books and videos say - I'm too busy doing it for real.
Rachel
Quote by chick0074
Any of you larger guys ever have a girl REALLY tell you that yours was too big?
Or were they too busy enjoying it?
Something I read a while back, in a social psychology book, and which I think rings true, is that cock size is an inter-male display thing. Although some women, like yourself, Rachel, want big boys, most I've known (socially and biblically) Mr Licks
I never actually said that. And if you've seen my ad, I'm not even looking for men.
Ok, apologies for putting words in your mouth - I tend to skim posts on this board, not least because I can only get to it at work and I've shitloads of boring stuff to do.
And reading books is a waste of time as Blue pointed out. What's "social psychology" anyway - made up rubbish by people who don't have the maths to get a real science degree.
Ok, I shouldn't have mentioned "books" - social death round these parts. My experience, as a mid-40s guy who's been around the block more than a few times, and who knows men rather better than he'd like to, is that men compete and play domination games, even when they're supposedly 'mates', and blokes look for anything that gives them one up on the other guy. Big car, flash suit, better-looking GF, faster racing pigeons, tougher hamsters - anything will do. A big dick is a big plus because it's so bound into men's sexuality and egos. A small dick is definitely something to be ashamed of if you're a bloke, and I've known of guys who've refused to go swimming if they've had to change in front of blokes. Of course, going into a cubicle to change is in itself taken as an admission of guilt... ;-)
I could see why gay guys get off on biggies, though. I've done a bit of back-end insertion myself with a vibrator, to see what it was like, and for me the further it went up the more the pleasure.
It won't tell you anything about what really goes on in the swinging community - you find that out yourself - if you stick around long enough
Two chances of that - fat and slim (and Slim just left town). I've been hanging about these boards, answering ads, sending PMs, looking for dogging meets, and have learnt that single str8 guys are as welcome in the swinging community as a dose of the clap. Perhaps if I bring my GF around to the idea then that'll be my entry ticket, and she is a fuck of a sight better looking and sexier than I...
Mr Licks
chickoo74,
It seems keeping this topic going is all you are doing,you should get out more.
You are aggresive in your opinions to the absolute dismissal of everyone elses. An indicator that your problems are more deep rooted. (and im not on about the distance to your cervix)
Oh wait a minute deep rooted is what you want isnt it. Disregard my last.
PS in the fog of rage that is your opinion, that was sarcasm, a low form of humour i admit but more useful than an emoticon used to disguise dysfunctional debating skills.
enjoy your meat.
It seems keeping this topic going is all you are doing,you should get out more.
You are aggresive in your opinions to the absolute dismissal of everyone elses. An indicator that your problems are more deep rooted. (and im not on about the distance to your cervix)
Oh wait a minute deep rooted is what you want isnt it. Disregard my last.
PS in the fog of rage that is your opinion, that was sarcasm, a low form of humour i admit but more useful than an emoticon used to disguise dysfunctional debating skills.
enjoy your meat.
Quote by chick0074
And stop using my name directly in your replies like you're here to educate me on something. I'm not interested in what your books and videos say - I'm too busy doing it for real.
Ah, but when you're old and gray and your body is worn out from too much shagging, you'll look at us spry souls who've read books and watched videos, and who'll be smiling then?
Quote by skymonkee
chickoo74,
It seems keeping this topic going is all you are doing,you should get out more.
You are aggresive in your opinions to the absolute dismissal of everyone elses. An indicator that your problems are more deep rooted. (and im not on about the distance to your cervix)
Oh wait a minute deep rooted is what you want isnt it. Disregard my last.
PS in the fog of rage that is your opinion, that was sarcasm, a low form of humour i admit but more useful than an emoticon used to disguise dysfunctional debating skills.
enjoy your meat.
Oh dear. 3 days, 3 posts, no sense of humour.
I am not personally keeping this topic going, there are quite a few regulars posting here and enjoying the conversation. We don't end a topic and "move on" when a newbie writes to demand it.
It's you who need to lighten up, get out more, or just get a life. You'll be lucky to last a week here with your current attitude.
And spare us the psycho-babble about deep rooted problems and dysfunction - it means nothing here - especially when you obviously are missing the point - so are just showing that you don't understand the subject material.
But like I said, keep it up for as long as you can - we need someone to laugh at. You'll do for now.
Sky monkee? More like Space monkey!
Rachel
Quote by roger743
And stop using my name directly in your replies like you're here to educate me on something. I'm not interested in what your books and videos say - I'm too busy doing it for real.
Ah, but when you're old and gray and your body is worn out from too much shagging, you'll look at us spry souls who've read books and watched videos, and who'll be smiling then?
I will be - coz I'd have had a good life!
But thanks for showing your concern, Rog.
Rachel
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i agree with rachel she likes big dicks then shes in my good books, ive edited this post as im not going anywhere shes my type of girl and she can have mine anytime. as for the post below saying 14 inches BULLSHIT. thats over a foot (how ludicrous)
john holmes had 12 and he was one of the biggest in the world .
what was your ex red rum or shergar.? 14 inches ok mines 17. bollox. hee hee.
nice one rachel , remember its all yours should you require it.
p;s 14 im not bragging and never have i dont need to.
just telling the truth.
ive seen girls here showing their ample boobs and i love it.
like i love my cock, thank you.
john holmes had 12 and he was one of the biggest in the world .
what was your ex red rum or shergar.? 14 inches
ok mines 17. bollox. hee hee.nice one rachel , remember its all yours should you require it.
p;s 14 im not bragging and never have i dont need to.
just telling the truth.
ive seen girls here showing their ample boobs and i love it.
like i love my cock, thank you.
Orgasminator
Quote by chick0074
If a guy has an 8, 9 or even 10 inch cock -yes they do exist
I see some one else bragging about the size of their small dicks, only 10 inches why bother.
I must introduce you to my ex with 14 inches
TS
Oh my god!
I just left you alone for a few hours to go and do my duty to the opposite sex and an open warfare has erupted here!
I am not very happy with some of you lot, especially with people who kept talking, yesterday and today, about my inexperience (1 woman in my life!) and my small donner kebab.
I had to suffer the indignity to have to stand to attention for inspection.
Luckily I managed to pass the test and the Sergeant Major was happy.
The sergeant major was extremely pleased with my tongue abilities in verbal communication and with my trip around the world. I was honoured with 2 bingo calls before I had to pass the next test.
Then my donner kebab, was put to test and it was found out that it was a good fit for the Sergeant Major’s oral accommodation (I was told) and I was allowed to enter the wet enclave and to my surprise I heard the Sergeant Major calling bingo for 3rd time.
Now I am not gloating for passing the tests but I am just happy about my experience and I hope that will happen again soon.
Having gone through nearly every advert here and seen many photos I get a little suspicion that some big boys because of luck of digital camera, maybe and I repeat maybe have borrowed some photos from www. Some girls too maybe got jealous and done the same. Who knows………it’s only a suspicion.
Of course the girls must have admired the excellent specimens of the large kebabs there and now are looking and asking for similar! Jealousy is a terrible thing!
Finally to resolve this argument I suggest we start a poll.
.Wiz57
:lol: :lol:
PS: Chick0074 my flagpole is well decorated with nearly all the European flags and the majority of them are from UK, Ukraine, Russia and Romania, without forgetting our cousins from USA and Canada………and today I added one more from UK.
I just left you alone for a few hours to go and do my duty to the opposite sex and an open warfare has erupted here!
I am not very happy with some of you lot, especially with people who kept talking, yesterday and today, about my inexperience (1 woman in my life!) and my small donner kebab.
I had to suffer the indignity to have to stand to attention for inspection.
Luckily I managed to pass the test and the Sergeant Major was happy.
The sergeant major was extremely pleased with my tongue abilities in verbal communication and with my trip around the world. I was honoured with 2 bingo calls before I had to pass the next test.
Then my donner kebab, was put to test and it was found out that it was a good fit for the Sergeant Major’s oral accommodation (I was told) and I was allowed to enter the wet enclave and to my surprise I heard the Sergeant Major calling bingo for 3rd time.
Now I am not gloating for passing the tests but I am just happy about my experience and I hope that will happen again soon.
Having gone through nearly every advert here and seen many photos I get a little suspicion that some big boys because of luck of digital camera, maybe and I repeat maybe have borrowed some photos from www. Some girls too maybe got jealous and done the same. Who knows………it’s only a suspicion.
Of course the girls must have admired the excellent specimens of the large kebabs there and now are looking and asking for similar! Jealousy is a terrible thing!
Finally to resolve this argument I suggest we start a poll.
.Wiz57
:lol: :lol: PS: Chick0074 my flagpole is well decorated with nearly all the European flags and the majority of them are from UK, Ukraine, Russia and Romania, without forgetting our cousins from USA and Canada………and today I added one more from UK.
Quote by wiz57
PS: Chick0074 my flagpole is well decorated with nearly all the European flags and the majority of them are from UK, Ukraine, Russia and Romania, without forgetting our cousins from USA and Canada………and today I added one more from UK.
See - I told you that you would charm the knickers off her. My faith in you was justified.
Rachel
Quote by wiz57
We are still yet to hear from the woman who like small cocks or te guy who wishes he had a smaller cock
Rachel
Oh dear a woman admited that she likes small cock......LOL
So there is hope for small donner too.......LOL
wiz
xxx
:lol: :lol:As we can write "Space Monkey" off as being an idiot and not genuine (I've been waiting for a chance to use that expression!) the question still stands - looking to hear from a guy who GENUINELY wants a smaller cock.
Rachel
:wink:
Quote by chick0074
We are still yet to hear from the woman who like small cocks or te guy who wishes he had a smaller cock
Rachel
As we can write "Space Monkey" off as being an idiot and not genuine (I've been waiting for a chance to use that expression!) the question still stands - looking to hear from a guy who GENUINELY wants a smaller cock.
Rachel
:wink:
Your original statement was in two parts and I was only pointing out the reply for the first one. Fo rthe second we have to wait abit more.....
Thanks for your faith.......but don't mention it again about the small kebab...you wil give me an inferiority complex.......lol
Not going out tonight or too excausted from last night?.......lol
wiz57
