Why does it not happen

29 Sep 2004

Hi all
Why after nearly 12 months have I not met a mature cpl of 40yrs + to have some fun with, why, tell me why.
I am clean, not bad looking, not looking for a best friend thing so some fun? rolleyes

29 Sep 2004

Quote by horny_nw
Hi all
Why after nearly 12 months have I not met a mature cpl of 40yrs + to have some fun with, why, tell me why.
I am clean, not bad looking, not looking for a best friend thing so some fun?

Wow!! Amazing!! First day registered on the site, first posting, first whinge. You really know how to charm them!
So your post smacks of desparation and you are telling us you don't want to be friends with them?
Some advice for you. Take a look through the other posts and see what others put that seems to work. Take your time, think about what your posts should say and then try again.
Have patience. The site works, it really does.
Cardinal Mal
wink

29 Sep 2004

Does asking for a sympathy shag ever work? dunno

29 Sep 2004

Quote by bluexxx
Does asking for a sympathy shag ever work?

i dont think it does blue otherwise an old guy like me would be shagging twice a day every day because i need lots of sympathy rotflmao

29 Sep 2004

They say if you make them laugh it helps - I drop my trousers, they laugh, never fails :cry:

29 Sep 2004

one post wonder - come mate u have no chance

30 Sep 2004

Thanks for the consructive notes guys! all taken on board lol

30 Sep 2004

Quote by bluexxx
Does asking for a sympathy shag ever work?

Well, you never know Blue, but you haven't asked me yet :P :twisted:

30 Sep 2004

:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
You can't be desperate, surely! :shock:

30 Sep 2004

Quote by horny_nw
I am clean, not bad looking, not looking for a best friend thing so some fun?

A lot of it's down to luck. You/your advert/something you posted has to catch the eye of the right person, in the right mood, looking for what you have to offer. They have to be in the right part of the country, and the kind of person you find attractive. In the context of the whole country, the swinging community is tiny, and 90% of it is single guys. It's a bit like trying to pick up a needle out of a haystack, with your nose.
There's things you can do to improve your chances a little (see Heather's and my articles in the Advice section, and Marcuso posted some good tips a few weeks ago - might be good if this were in the Advice section too? - http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/20451.html ), but at the end of the day, you can be the best guy in the world and it still might not happen.
Good luck!

30 Sep 2004

My missus only lets me have a shag once a year sad

Yeah right! As if she'd get away with that!!! Now then... where's she hiding this time.... oh darling??!!?? ..... poke

Are you sure?