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Wigan Mini Munch, 14th May - Tonight!
Sex God
I'm sick of seeing kids and uniforms so I might not do the whole schooltie and skirt thing. 
Oh, ok, you lot know me sooo well.
I'll see what I have in the wardrobe! :roll:
Oh and one sleep to go! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :twisted:
Oh, ok, you lot know me sooo well.
I'll see what I have in the wardrobe! :roll:Oh and one sleep to go! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :twisted:
Sex God
One more sleep and I am now getting very nervous! Its ages since I went to school, hope I am not a naughty girl and get detention
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Quote by Scandal
.......if you find me asleep standing up though, don't take offence!
'cos if he's leaning on the 'fence, he'll fall over!!!! :lol:
(Schoolboy humour - geddit?)
(Mine's a pint!
)Mal
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Quote by Scandal
.......if you find me asleep standing up though, don't take offence!
'cos if he's leaning on the 'fence, he'll fall over!!!! :lol:
(Schoolboy humour - geddit?)
(Mine's a pint!
)Mal
Anyone found stealing my fence and then trying to fence my fence will be
erm..... in trouble! :lol: 
:duel: :duel:shall we stop this while we have heads? I mean while we're ahead?
Cost you a pint, but you'll have to go - I'm not old enuff!!
Sex God
Cost you a pint, but you'll have to go - I'm not old enuff!!
I can see this line getting used quite a lot tomorrow night! Anyway might be a boring night if none of us are hold enough to get served!
Judy's a teacher, she is over 18, we will all have to send her to the bar for us
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Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Anyway might be a boring night if none of us are hold enough to get served!
What would you like me to hold, Miss? :lol:
Sex God
Quote by mal609
Anyway might be a boring night if none of us are hold enough to get served!
What would you like me to hold, Miss? :lol:
Think you should come as a flaming teacher!
My excuse, I mean explaination. Well I was leaning on the fence learning my spelling when this 'Scouse' lad came and pushed me away, I fell and banged my head and broke my clinic glasses so I could not read the spellings! Honest!
Soz Scandal for 'grassing' on you, but you did call us Pie Eaters :lol:
Sex God
so the madness has started already then... lol
nutters the lot of you!!!!!
sean xxxxxxxxxxx
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nutters the lot of you!!!!!
sean xxxxxxxxxxx
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Quote by fabio grooverider
so the madness has started already then... lol
nutters the lot of you!!!!!
sean xxxxxxxxxxx
Oi, you, Im not your friend anymore and I am going to tell the teacher your calling me. Anyway my dad is bigger than your dad
and I am going to get you at playtime!Quote by dambuster
Is there something happening that I ought know about?
Somewhere I'm supposed to be?
At a given time?
Where's me diary?
:dunno: :dunno: But get your ass up to Wigan just incase something is happening :lol: Cause we got the Naughty Corner booked just for you!Where is Judy and her crop when you need her :lol:
Sex God
Ok, we have had a couple of cancellations so if anyone else wants to come to the munch tomorrow, let me know and I will send you an invite. However, I am only allowing people who are 'regulars', or those who have a 'regular' who can vouch for them as being genuine.
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From Wayne, who posted this wrongly and now owes me a drink - but he'll have to buy me it cos I'm only a skoolboy!!
Mal
Quote by waynesworld
Hiya all anybody attending the munch coming back to the north Manchester area afterwards would appreciate a lift please.......GW
Mal
Sex God
Quote by mal609
From Wayne, who posted this wrongly and now owes me a drink - but he'll have to buy me it cos I'm only a skoolboy!!
Hiya all anybody attending the munch coming back to the north Manchester area afterwards would appreciate a lift please.......GW
Mal
Mal, half of the folk coming owe you a drink, your gonna be pi**ed by 9pm :lol:
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Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Mal, half of the folk coming owe you a drink, your gonna be pi**ed by 9pm
Won't take me that long!!! :lol:
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Quote by Scandal
Anyway might be a boring night if none of us are hold enough to get served!
You have badges for you and Mal don't you Ms NWC?
They both say "Milk monitor" right?
Don't you mean 'milk Moderator?' :lol: :lol:
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Quote by Scandal
Anyway might be a boring night if none of us are hold enough to get served!
You have badges for you and Mal don't you Ms NWC?
They both say "Milk monitor" right?
Don't you mean 'milk Moderator?' :lol: :lol:
Nope!
Moderating milk is discussed here:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/43900.html
:lol:
So if we disappear behind the bike sheds for a while............................................ :twisted: :twisted: !!!
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Quote by Scandal
So if we disappear behind the bike sheds for a while............................................ :twisted: :twisted: !!!
:uhoh: :uhoh: :uhoh:
Ms NWC will cane us!
Not me and you, you muppet - me and her!!! :shock:
Come on, Scandal, try and keep up! :lol:
Sex God
Quote by mal609
So if we disappear behind the bike sheds for a while............................................ :twisted: :twisted: !!!
:uhoh: :uhoh: :uhoh:
Ms NWC will cane us!
Not me and you, you muppet - me and her!!! :shock:
Come on, Scandal, try and keep up! :lol:
Your both a right pair of muppets :lol:
What are we going to do with you both :lol: :lol: :lol: (ideas via pm only please)
Sexlightened
hope you got my pm..good luck everyone should be a cool night ,,are we talking 70s music here?? what bands remind you of school..lol
Sexpert
sorry I'm late with this (but what's new....). Just to confirm I'll be there - can't find any grey shorts though so goodness knows if I'll dress for the occasion!
Ant.
Ant.
Warming the Bed
We'll be there but not promising the school uniform will be given an airing !!!!!!
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