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Quote by mikedrive
Stimulating, arousing and great fun biggrin
Need to bring strawberries, chocolate and Asti, sorry babe not rich enough for the real stuff. sad
Winchester isn't next week though confused confused confused
xxx

:doh: You got me all mixed up now - frantic posting on two threads is getting me all confused rolleyes :lol2:
Put it down to age mate . . . redface
T-J
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Does this mean that when I get to 25 then I will be like you :doh: :doh:
There again, if I looked like you now then I would have everyone chasing me :cry: :cry:
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Does this mean that when I get to 25 then I will be like you :doh: :doh:

I don't think just because you get to age 25, you will want to start giving out BJ's to all and sundry do you confused: :shock: :evil2:
T-J
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confused: confused: confused: confused:
:!: :!: :!: :!:
:idea: :idea: :idea: :idea:
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scoastswingers
Warming the Bed
well the room is still free begining to think that no-one wants us any more :cry: :cry:
fabio
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well the room is still free begining to think that no-one wants us any more :cry: :cry:

funny enough.. i actually pm you TWICE to ask for it.... and you never got back...
so a lovely couple stepped in an offered me theres....
sean xxxx
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well the room is still free begining to think that no-one wants us any more :cry: :cry:

Well one of our's isn't . . . :smug:
Hopefully Jon will finish decorating the other room soon and then next time we can offer that one for peeps to use too biggrin
Tracy-Jayne
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well the room is still free begining to think that no-one wants us any more :cry: :cry:

Well one of our's isn't . . . :smug:
Hopefully Jon will finish decorating the other room soon and then next time we can offer that one for peeps to use too biggrin
Tracy-Jayne
I wouldn't mind if it wasn't decorated T-J.
I'd even sleep on the bare floorboards..............lol
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well the room is still free begining to think that no-one wants us any more :cry: :cry:

Well one of our's isn't . . . :smug:
Hopefully Jon will finish decorating the other room soon and then next time we can offer that one for peeps to use too biggrin
Tracy-Jayne
I wouldn't mind if it wasn't decorated T-J.
I'd even sleep on the bare floorboards..............lol
You have a pm Marcuso . . .
T-J
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Looking for a room for me and my teddy if anyone is daft enough
mad mad mad
Pretty please.....
cool
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Quote by mikedrive
Looking for a room for me and my teddy if anyone is daft enough
mad mad mad
Pretty please.....
cool

A room! But you only live a short distance away like we do. I was rather hoping we could all get pissed and you would drive us all back again :shock: rotflmao wink
Sounds like I'll be on diet coke again then . . . rolleyes wink
Tracy-Jayne
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Never took you for a diet coke lady, more a 'anything alcohol' type confused confused
not that I want to put a drunken slur against your character of course :shock: :shock:
Does this mean that teddy has a room for the night confused: confused: confused:
Teddy says thank you if yes
xxx
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Never took you for a diet coke lady, more a 'anything alcohol' type confused confused
not that I want to put a drunken slur against your character of course :shock: :shock:
Does this mean that teddy has a room for the night confused: confused: confused:
Teddy says thank you if yes
xxx

First you slander my character, then you ask for bed and board ffs! evil
Right the bedroom is taken . . .
the couch is taken . . .
That leaves you to share the basket in the kitchen with the dogs :shock: :twisted:
And don't go pinching their bonio's or they'll have your wind pipe out mate :shock: evil lol
T-J
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A lot of epeople say I am good with dogs, I do wander what they are trying to tell me. confused:
I shall 'up' my standards for the night then and bring my own dressing gown and pink fluffy slippers shall I wink wink
How could you let someone else take the room, that's it we are finshed mad mad
xxxx
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How could you let someone else take the room, that's it we are finshed mad mad
xxxx

Finished? :shock:
I don't remember starting yet redface :rude:
Besides, the guest who will occupy the green room is so much more dashing, handsome and suave than you mate . . . and anyway - he asked first :giggle:
The lilac room awaits . . well everything so far . . . curtains, furniture, carpets rolleyes but the paint looks nice rolleyes :lol2:
Don't worry though . . . I'll put an extra blanket in the basket for you cool
T-J
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dont forget fresh water in the dogs bowl

Fresh water confused: confused:
I won't Pedigree Chum and biscuits, those ones with chewy bits in the middle and taste like s**t. lol lol
I know my place in this world mad mad mad
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dont forget fresh water in the dogs bowl

Fresh water confused: confused:
I won't Pedigree Chum and biscuits, those ones with chewy bits in the middle and taste like s**t. lol lol
I know my place in this world mad mad mad
First you call me a piss head , then you feel the need to tell us what food you want as if I feed my pooches an inferior brand of food, and ought to rush out NOW and buy some just for you!!! mad rolleyes
Just as well you know your place . . . it'll be on the end of my boot when I see you evil
Hey Voddy - when you go through the list of people wanting to come, if your pen should happen to slip through Mike's name and cross him off, that wouldn't be such a bad thing would it?! :giggle: rotflmao
Tracy-Jayne
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Am I being discriminated against just because I am young, virile, well endowed and handsome.... cool cool
No, I think it is beacause I am none of the above, sadly :cry: :cry:
maybe I should just stay at home and play with my best friend, my right hand wink wink
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Am I being discriminated against just because I am young, virile, well endowed and handsome.... cool cool

That's not how it appears in your pics :shock:
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No, I think it is beacause I am none of the above, sadly :cry: :cry:

Too right. Glad you decided to come clean rolleyes
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maybe I should just stay at home and play with my best friend, my right hand wink wink

Most guys call their cock best friend. Are we to understand you don't have one or just that you prefer to play with your hand . . . :shock: :haha:
T-J
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My hand and 'Arnold' are best friends these days and they enjoy each others company most nights. sad sad sad
What I need is that special T-J BJ that I have heard so much about, it appears to be a speciality of the house and beats my right hand any day rolleyes rolleyes rolleyes
Now, where is that right hand ....again wink
xxx
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My hand and 'Arnold' are best friends these days and they enjoy each others company most nights. sad sad sad
What I need is that special T-J BJ that I have heard so much about, it appears to be a speciality of the house and beats my right hand any day rolleyes rolleyes rolleyes
Now, where is that right hand ....again wink
xxx

Wanker! :shock:
Oh how predictable I am rolleyes confused wink
T-J
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Nothing wrong with being a wanker....is there wink wink
Any alternatives that are on offer may be of interest to a wanker such as moi cool cool
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Nothing wrong with being a wanker....is there wink wink
Any alternatives that are on offer may be of interest to a wanker such as moi cool cool

And how predictable you are too rolleyes lol
T-J
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Typical man I am, all talk and no balls lol lol
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Typical man I am, all talk and no balls lol lol

So I've been told . . . :P wink
T-J
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No drink for you at the party now, unless you can redeem yourself wink wink
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White socks, Y pants and I have always got my teddy for company, his name is Mickey and has a complex as he keeps thinking he is a mouse lol lol
White socks turn any woman on so I have been told, can you confirm if I am right, or am I right wink
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No drink for you at the party now, unless you can redeem yourself wink wink

No redemption out of me mate rolleyes Sod ya! I'll buy my own drinks cool
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White socks, Y pants and I have always got my teddy for company, his name is Mickey and has a complex as he keeps thinking he is a mouse lol lol
White socks turn any woman on so I have been told, can you confirm if I am right, or am I right wink

Erm! Can't speak for Voddy or Misschief, but I'm afraid white socks just don't cut the mustard for me Mike confused
Not unless that's all you're going to be wearing next week? :shock:
If so it's a good job Geordie the parrot won't be there. You know how birds like to peck up worms :evil2:
T-J
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You really know how to hurt a man don't you mad mad mad
I shall have to take my 30 pairs just bought from Tesco's and get a refund, maybe invest in some nice string vests wink wink
Glad Geordie the Parrot isn't there as well, I am having a hard enough time trying to look good wearing white socks as it is, how did you know that was all that I was planning on wearing redface redface
Now, where was that receipt?
P.S What are you tarting yourself up in or is that left to the imagination rolleyes rolleyes
xx
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You really know how to hurt a man don't you mad mad mad

I hope so - had 24 years practising on Jon redface lol
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P.S What are you tarting yourself up in or is that left to the imagination rolleyes rolleyes
xx

Tarting myself up in? :!: What sort of question is that? evil
Actually, I have a wonderful new dress bought just for the occasion. A blue and green floral patterned crimplene affair, with a pink cardigan, sensible flat shoes and a fresh blue rinse on my hair.
I won't bother with the string of pearls that night as it's not a posh do. Besides I can always get one of those at the truck stop in the Forest on the way home redface :twisted:
T-J