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WORLD RECORD ATTEMPT!

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Hey Vodka tonic you dont need an invite..Just call, and ill cum running..lol..
Well Mav,you have obviously been qualified as genuine by vodkatonic,you should now hopefully be succesful in your quest,good luck,john
Hey Vodka tonik.....Beware im cumming for ya, you little cutie.
Naughty nympho I profoundly appologise for my syntax I meant im a regular in the chatroom, so can I have the part of my head back you've chewed off please?
And what was my origonal post? It seems to have gone off on all kind of incredible weird and wonderful tangents..Get your own posts people...lol
So is there any 50-60 yeard old fems out there for me? And excuse me if I sound mysogonistic or whatever else ive been accused of...I just wanna shag an older bird, is that so bad? You guys make me feel like devils spawn...lol
If you genuinely have no idea as to why some (maybe a lot) of people may find your thread title or posting offensive then I don't hold out much hope for your success. dunno
Kiss me will you give me a break darling? Im only expressing my desires and penchant..How am I being derogatory or offensive...This whole site is based on differing tastes...I thought as swingers we were meant to be non-judgemental and accepting?
It seems the majority of people are supportive of my thread but you seem to have a problem with it. So I suggest a truce...nae I suggest a meeting of minds...Are you up for the task?
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Kiss me will you give me a break darling? Im only expressing my desires and penchant..How am I being derogatory or offensive...This whole site is based on differing tastes...I thought as swingers we were meant to be non-judgemental and accepting?
It seems the majority of people are supportive of my thread but you seem to have a problem with it. So I suggest a truce...nae I suggest a meeting of minds...Are you up for the task?

I think Kiss_Me objects to the fact that your thread insinuates that your ability to break some sort of personal/world record is linked to and depends on shagging mature women confused A bit like the "my mates betted me that I couldn't pull you" type thing... if you've seen the film "How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days" (it's a ladies/puffs film, so I'd say maybe not) this will make more sense.
If you can't see how your post could possibly be misconstrued as offensive to any female (mature or not) or male for that matter... then I'm a bit baffled too mate to be honest :? After all, you knew it might, that's surely why you wrote this:
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In a world full of evil and negativity I hope to bring some fun into the lives of my Swinging Heaven family...And I hope I havent offended anyone in this ad

Oh... and I'd duck now as I don't think the 'darling' thing will go down too well.... lol
Well if your that good looking where your pics on your profile ............... confused something aint right here folks.
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Hello Raunchy couple been verified by Vodkatonik, she supports my description...Where are ya Vodka when I need you..lol..I think Im gonna put this thread to rest, and concentrate on painting the garden fence...Thanks guys
Maverick, I wouldn't pay any attention if I were you. It's well known here that certain members on here have a habit of giving stick to anyone here who posts anything they don't approve of, when it would be far easier to simply ignore it. If you get any responses from here, then good on you, and if not, then hard luck, but don't trouble yourself replying to everyone who finds something wrong with what you've posted. sure some people may find it slightly offensive, but I daresay others might find it funny. As far as I'm aware, you didn't set out to offend, and you've been apologetic in advance just in case
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Thanks for your support blacl london male...A semblance of common sense and wisdom from otherwise vitriolic communication...And thankyou to everybody else with their messages of support...It seems Kiss Me wasnt interested in my olive branch...You cant please all of the people all of the time!
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. . .You cant please all of the people all of the time!

But sometimes you can "let it lie"
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