Hey the good folk of Swinging Heaven..I ask you to assist me in helping to break my own personal best..
As the regulars of this site are aware I adore older women, and it really is a case of the older the better... I have had the pleasure of being intimate with numerous couples/single females from this site who are in their 40's, now I want to better this (also have lots of fun on the way), and want to meet couples/single females in their 50's and 60's. Who knows you might just become a record breaker!
Im a very good looking guy, who oozes sex appeal, charisma, and sensitivity, so if you like what you read, PM or message me and help me go down in history...lol
At the very least I'll hopefully make some new friends along the way! But I doubt this is one record that wont be going into the Guiness Book Of Records...lol.
In a world full of evil and negativity I hope to bring some fun into the lives of my Swinging Heaven family...And I hope I havent offended anyone in this ad
Warm regards everybody...And remember...Records are there to be broken!!
Dean.
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Quote by Maverick
As the regulars of this site are aware……………….
Why should we be? You’ve only posted 6 times!!!!
Quote by MAVERICK_03 in May 2005
..Im 30 ex male model, 6ft tall, dark hair/eyes and considered extremely handsome..I live in London and have a week off work, so help me fill my days/nights.
Thanks for taking the time out to read my ad, and I wish you all a good day!
Quote by Maverick in his ad September 05
6ft tall, 32, dark brown hair/eyes, straight and considered handsome (ex male model) seeks mature, filthy, sensual, salubrious and refined couple 35-65..For mutual erotic pleasure!
Quote by MAVERICK_03 in March this year
Im a straight single male 33 charasmatic, intelligent, proffesional, wonderful company, and considered by my peers as stunningly attractive (ex male model)...Did I say modest...lol.
Regards...Dean
I don’t know what you were an ex-model for, but I bet it wasn’t for that anti-ageing cream!!!!
Mal
By the way Kiss Me im not looking for a 'sugar mummy'...I have my own money, thankyou very much..Each of us has their own kinks and older women are mine..After all you wear England football team clothing...Well I wish you well in your search, I just wish some others on here would reciporicate those good wishes.
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they would prefer honesty, Maverick.
Mal
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Quote by MAVERICK_03
So who hasnt been duplicious about their age in one way shape or form...Im 33!
No, you can't make a presumption like that to hide your own failings. Firstly, I can understand if it was likely to be a big issue, like 5 or 10 years, but who really cares if you are 30, 31, 32, 33 ? What people may think is if he lied about his age, what else isn't true? You get the idea?
Mal
Quote by MAVERICK_03
Im a very good looking guy, who oozes sex appeal, charisma, and sensitivity, so if you like what you read, PM or message me and help me go down in history...lol
Dear Dean
If you're that 'good looking', why ain't there any pictures on your profile? Surely as an ex-model you have loads and will be well-used to being in the public eye? You'll also understand the 'power' of effective marketing..
Just curious
Quote by Bloke2005
Im a very good looking guy, who oozes sex appeal, charisma, and sensitivity, so if you like what you read, PM or message me and help me go down in history...lol
Dear Dean
If you're that 'good looking', why ain't there any pictures on your profile? Surely as an ex-model you have loads and will be well-used to being in the public eye? You'll also understand the 'power' of effective marketing..
Just curious
I was thinking that Bloke but I bet it's something like "I'm so famous I don't want to be recognised" or "I have my own money but not a camera".
Maybe I shouldn't take the mick - after all I'm not perfect and yes each to their own of course!
This isn't a personal attack on you as I don't know you - I just found your original posting very sickly and you have no evidence to back up your claims, you also fibbed about your age - so of course that makes you an easy target.
maverick
if you are not one of the "posse" on here expect a few shitty comments mate, i didnt think there was any problem with your post....you are just inviting a couple to a meet and its up to that person/s if they want to or not...you are not here to be judged by the "posse" or by me or anyone else than someone who is interested in your offer
i think the regulars need to understand that newbie single males get a shit time on this board...i have been here for a few years (allthough i dont post too often) and i have been accused of being weirdo or paparatzi etc and turned down for meets in a manner i consider rude TBH...put a post up saying you are a couple and suddenly everyone on here will be your friend
the regulars IMHO should try to make this place a nicer place to visit and we might not have single post users never coming back
i for one do not have pics in my profile because my family (some whom do use these sites) may see it and it says in my profile to ask for pics if interested...why not do the same
regards, chris
if you are not one of the "posse" on here expect a few shitty comments mate, i didnt think there was any problem with your post....you are just inviting a couple to a meet and its up to that person/s if they want to or not...you are not here to be judged by the "posse" or by me or anyone else than someone who is interested in your offer
i think the regulars need to understand that newbie single males get a shit time on this board...i have been here for a few years (allthough i dont post too often) and i have been accused of being weirdo or paparatzi etc and turned down for meets in a manner i consider rude TBH...put a post up saying you are a couple and suddenly everyone on here will be your friend
the regulars IMHO should try to make this place a nicer place to visit and we might not have single post users never coming back
i for one do not have pics in my profile because my family (some whom do use these sites) may see it and it says in my profile to ask for pics if interested...why not do the same
regards, chris
Chris
I'm a gay man (now a gay couple) but was single when I joined and seem to have got on just fine here from day one, so that kinda blows your 'couple' theory right out of the window I think
Also, please don't generalise about any "posse" here as I'm sure you've never met any of them. It's also 'them' that held the site together as it went through fairly major changes last year and helped ensure that it was still here as it is now..
Oh, and as far as I can see, you haven't been ridiculed in any of your posts - just helped :?
I'm a gay man (now a gay couple) but was single when I joined and seem to have got on just fine here from day one, so that kinda blows your 'couple' theory right out of the window I think
Also, please don't generalise about any "posse" here as I'm sure you've never met any of them. It's also 'them' that held the site together as it went through fairly major changes last year and helped ensure that it was still here as it is now..
Oh, and as far as I can see, you haven't been ridiculed in any of your posts - just helped :?
hi bloke
maybe its different for a gay man?, the gay scene has been tuned in for a long time where the "straight" scence has not been as obvious
there is a "posse" on here...a "click" if you will or a "group" of trusted, known site members/users...its the same on any forum, no different
i have had various (what i consider) rude replys to PM's where i have taken the time to write personalised messages, single males are ten a penny and i can see a lot are messers too so maybe its "our" fault?
this isnt the thread for it anyway, maybe we can chat in the cafe?
regards, chris
maybe its different for a gay man?, the gay scene has been tuned in for a long time where the "straight" scence has not been as obvious
there is a "posse" on here...a "click" if you will or a "group" of trusted, known site members/users...its the same on any forum, no different
i have had various (what i consider) rude replys to PM's where i have taken the time to write personalised messages, single males are ten a penny and i can see a lot are messers too so maybe its "our" fault?
this isnt the thread for it anyway, maybe we can chat in the cafe?
regards, chris
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i have had various (what i consider) rude replys to PM's where i have taken the time to write personalised messages, single males are ten a penny and i can see a lot are messers too so maybe its "our" fault?
Sorry Chris, my apologies, I thought you meant people on the Forum had been rude to you, not via PM
Fancy a shag? :rascal: 
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Chris
I'm a gay man (now a gay couple) but was single when I joined and seem to have got on just fine here from day one, so that kinda blows your 'couple' theory right out of the window I think
Ditto........................................but wit out the gay part obviously
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Hi Maverick
Take no notice of mal and gang keep doin what your doin
Oh dear
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Hi Maverick
Take no notice of mal and gang keep doin what your doin
Absolutely!!
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ok ya nit picking piss takeing lot
31 32 33 who the feck cares.
If this is the Dean i met at a london social last year he is exactly as he describes himself. :P
Am 50 in august so maybe
31 32 33 who the feck cares.
If this is the Dean i met at a london social last year he is exactly as he describes himself. :P
Am 50 in august so maybe
You know what ?
Ask me my age in the middle of a conversation, and I'd have to stop and think.
Sometimes, I have to think what year we are in, at any given time; and whether or not September has come and gone - and then do the maths.
Yep - I know there's a difference between mid conversation and sitting down to write an ad or post
If someone writes in September 2005 that they were 32, then writes in March 2006 that they are 33; could it not be a fair assumption they had a birthday in the six months between posts ?
Are errors, omissions and typos now all that's needed to bring out the wolf-pack, vitriol and accusations of dishonesty ?
If so - I'm well and truly fucked.
Maybe it's the heat.
And Maverick . . . . the advice you were given to take no notice of one of the moderators ?
It was imo, bad advice. Take plenty of notice.
Ask me my age in the middle of a conversation, and I'd have to stop and think.
Sometimes, I have to think what year we are in, at any given time; and whether or not September has come and gone - and then do the maths.
Yep - I know there's a difference between mid conversation and sitting down to write an ad or post
If someone writes in September 2005 that they were 32, then writes in March 2006 that they are 33; could it not be a fair assumption they had a birthday in the six months between posts ?
Are errors, omissions and typos now all that's needed to bring out the wolf-pack, vitriol and accusations of dishonesty ?
If so - I'm well and truly fucked.
Maybe it's the heat.
And Maverick . . . . the advice you were given to take no notice of one of the moderators ?
It was imo, bad advice. Take plenty of notice.
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That was almost worth replying to, Dammy - but not quite.
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wooohooo Dean
Am fine babes and good to see you about again
obvioulsy been a busy boy and have had more birthdays than royalty ..... :twisted:
What i wana know is did you celebrate them in traditional Dean style with brilliant sex sex and more sex ??
If so where was my invite ??
Am fine babes and good to see you about again
obvioulsy been a busy boy and have had more birthdays than royalty ..... :twisted:
What i wana know is did you celebrate them in traditional Dean style with brilliant sex sex and more sex ??
If so where was my invite ??
Quote by MAVERICK_03
As the regulars of this site are aware I adore older women, and it really is a case of the older the better...
well with nearly 6000 post i think i can call myself a reguar and i have never heard of u b4 or ur older lady fetish
Personally i think you should seriously consider re doing ur post as i found it quite insultive and if i was a lady in my 50s or 60s theres not way i'd meet you so u can 'break you record' :shock:
i even found your thread name a bit rude, and not very flattering to the older ladies at all
