young male from derby looking for fun

14 Mar 2006

be gentle... his mum wont like it!

14 Mar 2006

Quote by de_sade
David !!! What on Earth are you doing on here !!!
I knew there was something fishy the other day when we checked your picture files on the PC the other day and all the one's of you wanking were gone. Now I find you have gone and joined SH and I told you distinctly not to go visiting naughty sites like that or you'd go blind.
Now though you want sex with an older woman and yet you won't even let me give you a peck on the cheek and to think 23 years ago I was in labour giving birth to a boy like you who would grow up to break my heart.
Go to your room and no more computer for a week....
Older woman indeed. I'll give you older woman my lad.
Mum.

Is that really your son :shock: lol

:lol:
shaz x

14 Mar 2006

:kick:

pmsl here! leave the pore lad alone u lot?!
give him 2 one of the girls :twisted: sarah i think? :shock:

14 Mar 2006

Sarah's already got her hands full with me!! lol

Mal

14 Mar 2006

Quote by Mal
Sarah's already got her hands full with me!!
Mal

well, I wont argue with that Mal, :wink:
Welcome to the site Derbylad and the others hijacking your post is all part of the initiation process they seem to put everyone through. If you survive this lot, you will survive anything :lol:

15 Mar 2006

xxxx

15 Mar 2006

Welcome to the site mate and well done on making the effort to introduce yourself.....and ignore all the jokes about your age, they're only jealous that you haven't got their wrinkles.

15 Mar 2006

Hiya Derbylad
:welcome: to :swingingchair: Heaven
Nice post :thumbup:
Ignore those nasty boys - there just jealous 'cause they're so old and wrinkly bolt

15 Mar 2006

Quote by sercher01
:kick: pmsl here! leave the pore lad alone u lot?!
give him 2 one of the girls :twisted: sarah i think? :shock:

You called............... lol