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Sex God
I've got my booklet about how to stay safe in emergencies from the Govt today, so I'm now prepared for everything life throws at me 
8-) 8-) . Five days to live? Nah, don't even have to think about it
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8-) 8-) . Five days to live? Nah, don't even have to think about it :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: It was because
a Iwas grossly overweight
b I smoked like a trooper
c I drank far too much
d I took no excercise
e I was totally stressed because i was running several businesses and looking after my two sons as a single parent
f I ate too much chocolate
So I decided it was time for a lifestyle change
I have since given up chocolate
a Iwas grossly overweight
b I smoked like a trooper
c I drank far too much
d I took no excercise
e I was totally stressed because i was running several businesses and looking after my two sons as a single parent
f I ate too much chocolate
So I decided it was time for a lifestyle change
I have since given up chocolate
Quote by warwick
It was because
a Iwas grossly overweight
b I smoked like a trooper
c I drank far too much
d I took no excercise
e I was totally stressed because i was running several businesses and looking after my two sons as a single parent
f I ate too much chocolate
So I decided it was time for a lifestyle change
I have since given up chocolate
Phew im not the only one then
Orgasminator
1] Shopping for kinky cloths, new car, loads of food such as smoked salmon and blow the balance on all my credit cards
2] Pick up the young guys and perform what ever I like on them in my brand new Mercadies or what ever car I got.
3] Pick up more young guys and keep them naked and in handcuff's so they could not get away
4] Well knowing my luck the police would be banning on my door for keeping young guys prisinors in my bedroom/
5] Shitting myself and woundering if what I had been told was true
TS
2] Pick up the young guys and perform what ever I like on them in my brand new Mercadies or what ever car I got.
3] Pick up more young guys and keep them naked and in handcuff's so they could not get away
4] Well knowing my luck the police would be banning on my door for keeping young guys prisinors in my bedroom/
5] Shitting myself and woundering if what I had been told was true
TS
Orgasminator
Erm.....
Day 1. I'd tell all my creditors that they can stick their final demands etc where the sun don't shine!
Day 2. I'd go wild and have a massive party - I'd invite all those I've ever known or ever chatted to etc
Day 3. The party would still be going on at this point!
Day 4. I'd have a massive hangover but I'd go somewhere I've only dreamed about going to.
Day 5. I'd make sure all my special personal belongings went to special people
Day 1. I'd tell all my creditors that they can stick their final demands etc where the sun don't shine!
Day 2. I'd go wild and have a massive party - I'd invite all those I've ever known or ever chatted to etc
Day 3. The party would still be going on at this point!
Day 4. I'd have a massive hangover but I'd go somewhere I've only dreamed about going to.
Day 5. I'd make sure all my special personal belongings went to special people
Day One.
Crap myself,change boxers and crap myself again,repeat all day.
Day Two.
Go out buy more heavilly drunk,come home and fail to shag Clare.
Day Three.
Wake up with bad head,tell Clare i love her over and work to ram it where the sun don't time with the get to make love to Clare,and post like mad on SH (ive only got two days to get my post count up).
Day Four
Spend most of the day posting,woohoo i'm up to 1000,thats only about 300 posts per the evening having Clare in as many positions as possible.
Day Five.
Play with the kids,Kiss Clare a lot,and visit the toilet every ten minutes.
Honestly though i'd probably spend the whole time with my wife and kids,the people i love the most.
Crap myself,change boxers and crap myself again,repeat all day.
Day Two.
Go out buy more heavilly drunk,come home and fail to shag Clare.
Day Three.
Wake up with bad head,tell Clare i love her over and work to ram it where the sun don't time with the get to make love to Clare,and post like mad on SH (ive only got two days to get my post count up).
Day Four
Spend most of the day posting,woohoo i'm up to 1000,thats only about 300 posts per the evening having Clare in as many positions as possible.
Day Five.
Play with the kids,Kiss Clare a lot,and visit the toilet every ten minutes.
Honestly though i'd probably spend the whole time with my wife and kids,the people i love the most.
Orgasminator
I wouldnt touch the wine until after 9 oclock. just incase
Sex God
Id go on holiday for the five days and die happy with a nice tan
Molly xx
Molly xx
