....... Afunny thing happened in the Chinese takeaway

21 Oct 2005

Hi everyone ...... there I was, sat bored ridgid waiting for my banquet when I spotted a tatty old catalogue.
Thumbing through the pages, eyes glazed over, I saw a paddling pool and my brain suddenly started working overtime... :idea:
I thought, wouldn't it be great to fill the bugger full of jelly and get a few people round for some fun in it :twisted:
I imagined the scene, rolleyes

then realised I had to use said catalogue to keep things covered :shock:
Has anyone else ever tried something like that, or have I got a problem? :P
I was wondering what options you would choose for such a project i.e .....
1 Size of pool - keep it cosy or Olympic dimensions
2 Jelly - flavour preference
3 Consistancy - make it a bouncy castle or nice n sloppy
4 Recipe - keep it simple or make a trifle ...... where would you put the cherries???
5 Alcohol - Wack in a few gallons of voddie for an extra kick.
........Oh dear, I think I'm losing the plot sad

do I need therapy biggrin

21 Oct 2005

ohhhhhhhhh yeah
make a full trifle and with plenty of vodka in it :twisted:
Would love having a wrestle with a few women in that then get pissed eating it lol

What a good idea...if ever we get a bigger place and have a munch that would have to be a great idea...must keep that 1 in mind :twisted:

21 Oct 2005

Don't I get to go in the middle then? :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

21 Oct 2005

Hmmmmmmmmmm. Sex and food...........there is a correlation here.
This got me thinking about food that's sexy in some way or another.
Does anyone else find lychees thoroughly sexy? dunno

The texture which is fleshy and juicy and the appearance, which reminds me of a female's most intimate bits!
Mmmmmm............there's nothing else comes near except the real thing :grin: :grin:
Sexy food has been covered here before if my memory serves me, so I'll get back to the topic of bouncy castles, paddling pools and jelly.
Bouncy castles? Ooooooooh, that reminds me of.............. :bounce: :bounce:
Ok, the graveyard shift can call it a night now........the day shift is coming back on! :P
:rascal: :rascal:

21 Oct 2005

when I lived in Canada, they used to have mud wrestling in the bars on special nights. (Long winters, say no more). They also used to do jello wrestling.
2 buxom babes in string bikinis flailing around in a pool of lime green slime.