If you feel it is ' cool ' to be so proud and it works, fine, but generally I find most of the women on here are nice people and not prone to be that common or desperate enough to be in awe of it. Perhaps a funny shot or several would get you somewhere, it is the person they like and not the rest first?
Well I'm keeping my mouth shut! (for once)
'Cos my 'mouth isn't big enough'!!!!
Nice to meet you IYMBE
I'm female, 45, from Wigan (well.....just outside anyway)
And IYMBE... I am not female.... well most of me aint!!! I am 47 and from Bury.... which is also just outside Wigan!!!!
Gmanxxxx
But Gman is the opposite 'outside of Wigan' to me!
Closer than you think Alex....
gosh that pussy is so cutemmmmmmm
Gmanxxx
lol
Jags - he zapped it himself!
One thing - I bet he has a really good personality too!!!
it just needs a little coaxing!
IYMBE - anyone whose name shows up as green is a mod - except for Jags (she is normally invisible!).
They do an outstanding job on here!
Hugs,
Alex x x
S alright Shelly he is new.... be gentle... count to ten
Gmanxxxx
I'll deputise for Shelly..........
1
2
3
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9
10
GET OVER MY KNEE NOW!!!!!
Alex... you talking about me or IYMBE... if the latter then I volunteer to deputise for him as you do for Shelly!!!!!!
Gmanxxxx
I smell IYMBE looking for Shelly trouble... or is it that IYMBE has just relocated his foot into his oral orifice?
Gmanxxx
Moderators have the word Moderator next to their name, and the honorary title of Heavenly Helper.
I have a feeling that you may come to know us all well over the next few days.
OK Shelly - me and you with IYMBE???
You think he'll cope?
he woudn't stand a chance hun
Okay ladies so that is what you get for not being polite.... I shall have to change tack!!!
Gmanxxx
I also think it would be a good idea. 
i dont think i should say any more, ive said enuf already.
i will neva look at a raw pork sausage in the same way again.
