Well
They will be if you get theuogh to me.
I am on a wind up today for all 02 customers who ring us, we have had loads of calls already this morning
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Hmmm - as an O2 customer, should I deactivate him for the day to help him concentrate on the customers? Decisions, decisions!!! :twisted:
Mal
Mal
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I just called O2
"You're speaking to a man reading from a script, how can I help?"
"Re-lapse please."
"You have a recurring problem?"
"I want to speak to Re-lapse."
"Is the problem with the phone you're calling from, or another phone?"
"The problem is relapse. He won't answer the phone."
"What number are you trying to dial."
"Yours you fool."
"I'm just transferring you to customer services, is that OK?"
"Oh, does he work for customer services? Who are you?"
"This is Mike. Please hold." (Crap music - your call is very important to us, etc - Crap music)
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
"You're speaking to a man reading from a script, how can I help?"
"Re-lapse please."
"You have a recurring problem?"
"I want to speak to Re-lapse."
"Is the problem with the phone you're calling from, or another phone?"
"The problem is relapse. He won't answer the phone."
"What number are you trying to dial."
"Yours you fool."
"I'm just transferring you to customer services, is that OK?"
"Oh, does he work for customer services? Who are you?"
"This is Mike. Please hold." (Crap music - your call is very important to us, etc - Crap music)
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Nice try Ice,
But....
It goes like this.
Me.. Hi you are talking to me as our computers are down and playing up.
Cust.. My problem is this, blah blah blah.
Me.. I can't help at the moment as our computers are playing up.
Cust.. I want to change the tarriff on my pjhone, or I would like roaming to be activated.
Me.. I can't help at the moment as our computers are playing up. I will put you on hold and pass you over to my colleague. Leave them opn hold until they hang up.
But....
It goes like this.
Me.. Hi you are talking to me as our computers are down and playing up.
Cust.. My problem is this, blah blah blah.
Me.. I can't help at the moment as our computers are playing up.
Cust.. I want to change the tarriff on my pjhone, or I would like roaming to be activated.
Me.. I can't help at the moment as our computers are playing up. I will put you on hold and pass you over to my colleague. Leave them opn hold until they hang up.
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I'm getting a twitchy finger near that button..................................!!!
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Noooooooooooooo !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I can't do it! It's an abuse of my position!!
(goes off in a sulk :cry: )
I can't do it! It's an abuse of my position!!
(goes off in a sulk :cry: )
Quote by Dawn_Mids
How many people might we speak to before we got you though Re-Lapse?
Dawn :silly:
Ther are only three of us that might answer the phone.
If it's me then I will tell you that the computers are down.
If it's any one else they might or might not put you on hold, or tell you you have the wrong number.
If you go on hold then I will pick up.
Sex God
Quote by Dawn_Mids
How many people might we speak to before we got you though Re-Lapse?
Dawn :silly:
None, you just have to endure three and a half hours of selecting options
Revenge: Call support, and if they ever answer, say "If you would like to help me with my billing, press 1. If you would like to help me with my love life, press 2. If you are a computer and would like to discuss my problem in binary, press ...."
Sex God
Quote by Dawn_Mids
By the way - what is O2?
Dawn :silly:
A phone company mobile subsidiary that changed its name because nobody likes BT
Sex God
Quote by Rowlock
I thought O2 was water, why does water need a computer to run anyway?
I thought water was H2O?
You are right, water IS H20, O2 is oxygen, isn't it?
Even less likely to need a computer unless they are privatising oxygen and need to set up various companies to distribute it?
That could cause problems when the computer went down.
Incidentally, when computers go down, is it on OTHER computers?? And how do they get time off work to do it? :D
Even less likely to need a computer unless they are privatising oxygen and need to set up various companies to distribute it?
That could cause problems when the computer went down.
Incidentally, when computers go down, is it on OTHER computers?? And how do they get time off work to do it?
:D 
Sex God
ok.. now I've got warped images of computer sex.. very strange.. very disturbing.. someone pass me the medication :shock:
They must enjoy it, cause they always seem to go down, you never here of them doing anything else, though.
I don't think I'd want a computer going down on me. The image is quite disturbing, especially when you put it in an office environment. But if that's what someone is in to? Let them get on with it. :D
I don't think I'd want a computer going down on me. The image is quite disturbing, especially when you put it in an office environment. But if that's what someone is in to? Let them get on with it.
:D 