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1 MONTH OLD!/ Is my post name too boring?

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I registered a month ago today.I'd seen the Forum ages ago but boy has it evolved!Its a way,way different place.
My apologies but I never did a "Hi,I'm a newbie" thread back in you can see I've now done 80+ posts and have been kindly greeted here in public and have had some fantasic PMs,thank you guys,you know who you are!
So the greeting bit has kind of happened for me already.
The reasons why I'm here?Heres a few: lol rolleyes redface :cry: :shock: - and so on!
I do wish I'd have chosen a more exciting post unimaginative moment on my doesn't make me sound very sexy wink does it?Has anyone ever officially changed name,with admins blessing I mean?
Trouble is I dont know what else I'm call myself.
Fruitcake.
Sexy Fruitcake.
Electric Sexy Fruitcake..I dunno..Flying Fruitcake..Nothing to do with Fruitcakes at all..I dunno!
This has been the week I really got into it.I have leaned on you all to be honest following a couple of weeks that kind of shook my little world up,but maybe it needed shaking.
Maybe sometime I'll wander off again to go sit in a cave or something but I hope I can come,back and forth,and contribute to this superlative community and its unique and luck to you all KK x
I love the Electric Sexy Fruitcake idea have always been partial to a bit of fruit cake that’s why I like Warwick xx!
Hi Kk
welcome
how about WARWICK thats damn sexy
oh bugger sorry someones already using it
have fun btw wink
You can change your name to something more exciting, if you can think of something. Just pm the man at the top, Mark, and ask very nicely biggrin
Dawn :silly:
I've had a PM from one of my top secret PMers wink that suggested flirty-fruitcake,but that makes me sound FAR more exciting than I actually am but I guess thats the idea really!
Just as well someone is already using the name Warwick - thats just TOO wild - thats just asking for it a name like that isn't it?How do you cope with it W?
As Dawn said a name change shouldn't be to hard for the lord Black Dalek (Mark).
How about "The artist fomally known as Keith K"? Has a catchy ring to it doesn't it? Strangely familiar. confused
I get doubts about my handle too sometimes (think it's a bit too "In your face") but I've come to the conclusion that it's too much hassle to change now 'cos I'd have to change my email, IM etc etc.
I may piss some folk off when I get a bit carried away sometimes and keep popping up here there and everywhere with my posts dunno but at least I think I'm recognisable now and if I changed now no one would know who I was and I'd be starting out from scratch (I suppose at least I could prove I was me by my butterflies in my photo ads) lol :lol:
Hmmmmmmmm I'd then become a newbie all over and would be starting with a clean slate free of faux pas
On balance I think I'll stay who I am as my friends seem to like me that way, and at any rate I can't think who else I'd be 'cos I am a slut! redface surprisedops: :oops: :oops:
Errrrrrr. Think I've said enough
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Don't change your name eagerslut. It does what it says on the tin lol
So..:We now have:
"The Electric Sexy Flirty Fruitcake formally known as Keith K that couldn't call himself Warwick even if he wanted to."
Its a bit too long winded innit?
How about Goldfish?
Dawn :silly:
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Don't change your name eagerslut. It does what it says on the tin lol

Thank you Redbird 's the nicest thing I've heard today and makes me feel heaps better. I can guarantee that the label doesn't wash off either!!
Maybe I should've called myself metaldickie? No no don't reply to that it was just a passing thought. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
See you xx
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I do wish I'd have chosen a more exciting post unimaginative moment on my doesn't make me sound very sexy wink does it?Has anyone ever officially changed name,with admins blessing I mean?
Trouble is I dont know what else I'm call myself.

Rather than changing your name completely maybe you should jus re-vamp your existing one.
Using Mark Walhberg's stage name as an example you could call yourself
Keithy Keith.
What d'you think????? :wink:
Dxxx
Or Keefy Keef?
For a decision I may never make its a heck of a decision to make! rolleyes
Kinky Keith?
Dawn :silly:
keith. i can't remember doing a Congrats on your one month anniversary before now. you may have started a trend! ;)
but as for an imaginative nick, well i'm your man! how about, you take your first name, which would be keith obviously, take your location, i.e. midlands, and then stick an in in between. a bit like neilinleeds. though in your case it would keithinmidlands! hows about that then! good innit! got a certain ring to it there i reckon!
neilinleeds
Neil thats so unoriginal........honestly, who would be as boring as that rolleyes
Dawn :silly:
testosterone trevor
fruit cake??
bloody fruitcake???
ffs if ya gonna call yourself after a cake.. let it be:
"double chocolate fuge brownie cake" and we can all call you dcfbc for short.
hope this helps! wink
Nothing wrong with a bit of pride in the Midlands,we are so overlooked,the Cinderella region of England.
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fruit cake??
bloody fruitcake???
ffs if ya gonna call yourself after a cake.. let it be:
"double chocolate fuge brownie cake" and we can all call you dcfbc for short.
hope this helps! wink

ooo noo i've got it. WBB you're gonna love this!
PassionDevilCake! :bounce:
jobs a good 'un if you ask me keith, and all the girlies will be dying for a slice trust me!
knew we'd get there in the end.
neil x x xx
I was going to be Well Brainless Bloke
but someone already had WBB
I could change to warwickinwarwick but that makes my eyes go funny
how about Keith K confused:
I really don't see the need for all these different names. With ninety four squillion members it just gets increasingly difficult to think of a new one. I think we should all be called Warwick - it would save a lot of hassle and most of us are already called Warwick anyway.
I can't keep track,the speed of the concepts..The Kinky Double Fudge Tesosterone Midlander that everyone wants a slice of..HEELLPP!I WANT MY MUMMMM!!!!
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I really don't see the need for all these different names. With ninety four squillion members it just gets increasingly difficult to think of a new one. I think we should all be called Warwick - it would save a lot of hassle and most of us are already called Warwick anyway.

Ice are you just trying to make munch badge making easier?
It'll be like that famous scene from Spartacus:
I am Warwick!
No,I am Warwick!!
NO,I am W..
I really Do need my Mum now!
Who the fluck is warwick confused:
I believe if you take her a cup of coffee (or is it tea) Misschief might be persuaded to knit you a new name :shock:
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Ice are you just trying to make munch badge making easier?

Ah, you discovered my evil plot! :twisted: