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1 – What I want to wear when I meet (insert username as required)
2 – My favourite chat-up line?
3 – Most used phrase in bed?
4 – The phrase most said to me in bed?
5 - My sexiest feature?
6 – My sexual fantasy?
7 – Favourite food to include in sexy play?
8 – Favourite smell?
9 – Favourite position?
10 – Favourite sexy nickname I like to be called?
Quote by meat2pleaseu
1 – What I want to wear when I meet Kiss - Superman costume.
2 – My favourite chat-up line? - You will like c*ck... honest!
3 – Most used phrase in bed? - Please!
4 – The phrase most said to me in bed? - Is that real?
5 - My sexiest feature? - My resemblance to Beaker from the Muppets.
6 – My sexual fantasy? Kiss, H, Sassy, PL, Fire, Earthy, Winch Wench and a kingsize bed!
7 – Favourite food to include in sexy play? - Ginger snaps. :giggle:
8 – Favourite smell? - Kiss, after our shower together.
9 – Favourite position? - Sub.. I mean 69.
10 – Favourite sexy nickname I like to be called? Sir
I'll be Jags :jagsatwork:
1 – What I want to wear when I meet (Timmy)
A sparkly thong - just because they are soooo comfy :shock:
2 – My favourite chat-up line?
I want a snog passionkiss
3 – Most used phrase in bed?
Not there there :!: :!: :!:
4 – The phrase most said to me in bed?
I'm sorry Mistress : :P
5 - My sexiest feature?
All of me
6 – My sexual fantasy?
To lie amongst a ton of cock shots whilst being pleasured by a full week worth of TTTT's :twisted:
7 – Favourite food to include in sexy play?
Haggis
8 – Favourite smell?
Haggis
9 – Favourite position?
Haggis - you have to be Scottish to do it
10 – Favourite sexy nickname I like to be called?
Jugs bolt
Jas
XXX
Quote by Bloke
1 – What I want to wear when I meet MrFC
Just a smile
2 – My favourite chat-up line?
Does that come in a larger size?
3 – Most used phrase in bed?
Honestly it won't hurt
4 – The phrase most said to me in bed?
YES IT FUCKING DOES!
5 - My sexiest feature?
MrBloke
6 – My sexual fantasy?
MrFC and Laird lap-dancing for me and MrBloke
7 – Favourite food to include in sexy play?
edible panties
8 – Favourite smell?
Vanilla
9 – Favourite position?
I can't explain - I need MrFC to help me demonstrate
10 – Favourite sexy nickname I like to be called?
Butch
Goose
1 – What I want to wear when I meet Pololady
Who Cares? What SHE'S wearing is the important bit
2 – My favourite chat-up line?
Do you have those shoes in any other colour?
3 – Most used phrase in bed?
Course I don't mind if you keep the boots on
4 – The phrase most said to me in bed?
My feet are killing me
5 - My sexiest feature?
My ass
6 – My sexual fantasy?
Being locked in Stead & Simpson for the night
7 – Favourite food to include in sexy play?
Anything squishy
8 – Favourite smell?
Shoe polish
9 – Favourite position?
Any so long as I can still see the shoes
10 – Favourite sexy nickname I like to be called?
Shoeman
Quote by Kiss
1 – What I want to wear when I meet Meaty A Mrs Doyle Outfit
2 – My favourite chat-up line? You don't look quite as old as Father Jack
3 – Most used phrase in bed? G'wan, G'wan, G'wan, G'wan, G'wan
4 – The phrase most said to me in bed? Feck , Girrrrl, Feck , Girrrrl, Feck , Girrrrl, Drink!
5 - My sexiest feature? I can turn all the lights off and supply my own blindfolds
6 – My sexual fantasy? Meaty H, Sassy, PL, Fire, Earthy, Winch Wench, Minxy, Lady Feebee, Making Cocoa, Angel Chat and a kingsize bed!
7 – Favourite food to include in sexy play? Pizza! :lickface:
8 – Favourite smell? Pizza! :lickface:
9 – Favourite position? gonna tie him to the bed and make him my bitch wink
10 – Favourite sexy nickname I like to be called? Nothing, he won't be able to talk while his mouth is busy :rascal:
Quote by Jas
1 – What I want to wear when I meet PoloLady
gaffa tape cool
2 – My favourite chat-up line?
do you want to see my gaffa tape
3 – Most used phrase in bed?
pass the gaffa tape
4 – The phrase most said to me in bed?
good god - it really is gaffa tape
5 - My sexiest feature?
large supply of gaffa tape
6 – My sexual fantasy?
everyone I know dressed in gaffa tape
7 – Favourite food to include in sexy play?
can you eat gaffa tape? dunno
8 – Favourite smell?
gaffa tape rolleyes
9 – Favourite position?
tied to the bed with gaffa tape :twisted:
10 – Favourite sexy nickname I like to be called?
Sexy Little Ms Gaffa Tape
Meaty!
:inlove: kiss :inlove:
That made me laugh out loud!
Thanks.
Quote by Sassy-Seren
Goose
1 – What I want to wear when I meet Pololady
Who Cares? What SHE'S wearing is the important bit
2 – My favourite chat-up line?
Do you have those shoes in any other colour?
3 – Most used phrase in bed?
Course I don't mind if you keep the boots on
4 – The phrase most said to me in bed?
My feet are killing me
5 - My sexiest feature?
My ass
6 – My sexual fantasy?
Being locked in Stead & Simpson for the night
7 – Favourite food to include in sexy play?
Anything squishy
8 – Favourite smell?
Shoe polish
9 – Favourite position?
Any so long as I can still see the shoes
10 – Favourite sexy nickname I like to be called?
Shoeman

And i was sure i would be safe from this thread rotflmao
Sassy smackbottom
lol
I'm off to work before someone does mine bolt
Quote by Sassy-Serren
1 – What I want to wear when I meet Kiss - My leathers.
2 – My favourite chat-up line? - Nei 69 acha a 'n flaen amsera?
3 – Most used phrase in bed? - Ca 'ch bob amser brofedig.......
4 – The phrase most said to me in bed? - Ail! Ail!
5 - My sexiest feature? - 'm sexy 'n goch gwallt.
6 – My sexual fantasy? Kiss, H, PL, Fire, Earthy, Winch Wench, Feebee a gorweddfa!
7 – Favourite food to include in sexy play? - Cymraeg rarebit.
8 – Favourite smell? - Leitha sheeps edafedd.
9 – Favourite position? - Mewn bant ag cenhinen!
10 – Favourite sexy nickname I like to be called? Sexy Cymraeg arglwyddes.

*Disclaimer: I'm not Welsh - I'm just trying to make Sassy smile! kiss
Quote by Sassy-Seren
I'm off to work before someone does mine bolt

Too late rolleyes lol
ty KM :lol:
Quote by Kiss

1 – What I want to wear when I meet Kiss - My leathers.
2 – My favourite chat-up line? - Nei 69 acha a 'n flaen amsera?
3 – Most used phrase in bed? - Ca 'ch bob amser brofedig.......
4 – The phrase most said to me in bed? - Ail! Ail!
5 - My sexiest feature? - 'm sexy 'n goch gwallt.
6 – My sexual fantasy? Kiss, H, PL, Fire, Earthy, Winch Wench, Feebee a gorweddfa!
7 – Favourite food to include in sexy play? - Cymraeg rarebit.
8 – Favourite smell? - Leitha sheeps edafedd.
9 – Favourite position? - Mewn bant ag cenhinen!
10 – Favourite sexy nickname I like to be called? Sexy Cymraeg arglwyddes.

*Disclaimer: I'm not Welsh - I'm just trying to make Sassy smile! kiss
And smile I did hunni rotflmao
Extra passionkiss for you next time we meet :kiss:
1 – What I want to wear when I meet (too many to mention) nothing
2 – My favourite chat-up line? were you really wisked here from paradise?
3 – Most used phrase in bed? sorry
4 – The phrase most said to me in bed? oh ffs
5 - My sexiest feature? no idea
6 – My sexual fantasy? too many too mention
7 – Favourite food to include in sexy play? none, sex is for enjoying, it doesn't need food
8 – Favourite smell?a woman
9 – Favourite position? any that makes my partner happy
10 – Favourite sexy nickname I like to be called? no idea
M
Quote by PoloLady

Redpantherman
1 – What I want to wear when I meet- not fussy, if it stays still lone enough, shag it. If it moves, catch it & shag it- but I'll wear my toolbelt.
2 – My favourite chat-up line?
What if I promise not to snore?
3 – Most used phrase in bed?
No- keep the boots ON!
4 – The phrase most said to me in bed?
Feck- that plays havoc with me fillings!
5 - My sexiest feature?
My slappable ass
6 – My sexual fantasy?
Not choosy- so long as it doesn't include thorns in my arse (rotflmao )
7 – Favourite food to include in sexy play?
Muff
8 – Favourite smell?
Anything that doesn't smell of countryside
9 – Favourite position?
The one which ends with the bedside lamp being kicked across the room
10 – Favourite sexy nickname I like to be called?
I dont care what you call me- just call me.
Quote by Sarge
1 – What I want to wear when I meet PoloLady
full body armour (inside my tank)
2 – My favourite chat-up line?
"Honestly, it wouldn't interest me even if you were sitting there naked - try if you really don't believe me"
3 – Most used phrase in bed?
ATTENNNNN-TION!
4 – The phrase most said to me in bed?
Fuck off!
5 - My sexiest feature?
I have a large cannon
6 – My sexual fantasy?
A woman not telling me to "fuck off" when I shout "Attennnn-tion!"
7 – Favourite food to include in sexy play?
Rations are not to be wasted on women who will only bugger off
8 – Favourite smell?
Engine oil
9 – Favourite position?
Sitting in my tank
10 – Favourite sexy nickname I like to be called?
Hoo-haa Sergeant Sir-Yes-Sir
Quote by Kiss
3 – Most used phrase in bed? - Ca 'ch bob amser brofedig.......

That reads
3 - Most used phrase in bed? - Dig yer own shit hole.....*
Worrying thing is I can understand half the rest of it as well! :shock:
*OK so it doesn't!
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Quote by St3v3
1 – What I want to wear when I meet PoloLady
Meet her :eeek: bolt
2 – My favourite chat-up line?
Would you like to see my rods?

3 – Most used phrase in bed?
It was THIS big

4 – The phrase most said to me in bed?
What a lovely maggot biggrin
5 - My sexiest feature?
My fishing tackle
6 – My sexual fantasy?
Fishing naked on a boat
7 – Favourite food to include in sexy play?
Fish
8 – Favourite smell?
Fish
9 – Favourite position?
The fish
10 – Favourite sexy nickname I like to be called?
Stavros
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
Quote by Sassy-Seren

1 – What I want to wear when I meet Kiss - My leathers.
2 – My favourite chat-up line? - Nei 69 acha a 'n flaen amsera?
3 – Most used phrase in bed? - Ca 'ch bob amser brofedig.......
4 – The phrase most said to me in bed? - Ail! Ail!
5 - My sexiest feature? - 'm sexy 'n goch gwallt.
6 – My sexual fantasy? Kiss, H, PL, Fire, Earthy, Winch Wench, Feebee a gorweddfa!
7 – Favourite food to include in sexy play? - Cymraeg rarebit.
8 – Favourite smell? - Leitha sheeps edafedd.
9 – Favourite position? - Mewn bant ag cenhinen!
10 – Favourite sexy nickname I like to be called? Sexy Cymraeg arglwyddes.

*Disclaimer: I'm not Welsh - I'm just trying to make Sassy smile! kiss
And smile I did hunni rotflmao
Extra passionkiss for you next time we meet :kiss:
It wasn't offensive though was it? :scared:
And did it make sense at all? dunno
lol
Nothing makes sense to me this time of day hunni :giggle: I'd get son to translate the bits I'm stuck on but I'm afraid they might be a bit rude wink
Quote by Shireen_Mids
1 – What I want to wear when I meet Kiss - My bath-robe.
2 – My favourite chat-up line? - You look Lush!
3 – Most used phrase in bed? - That feels Lush!
4 – The phrase most said to me in bed? - Will you stop going on about Lush!
5 - My sexiest feature? - My ability to spend so much money on Lush products.
6 – My sexual fantasy? Me naked with a load of SH girlies in a Lush superstore!
7 – Favourite food to include in sexy play? - Anything that tates Lush!
8 – Favourite smell? - Anything made by Lush.
9 – Favourite position? - Browsing the shelves in Lush!
10 – Favourite sexy nickname I like to be called? Lush Lips.

wink kiss :wink:
Quote by Meaty
1 – What I want to wear when I meet 'anyone'
Mi combats, I downt awn eneye uthar wuns
2 – My favourite chat-up line?
Ay yaw cun I bring-g yaw a pizza
3 – Most used phrase in bed?
please
4 – The phrase most said to me in bed?
What happened to the fucking pizza?
5 - My sexiest feature?
I think awl of mey is luvlay
6 – My sexual fantasy?
dow I hav touw chows now? It might invowve being in the pub thow.
7 – Favourite food to include in sexy play?
what evva they bring-g
8 – Favourite smell?
the pub
9 – Favourite position?
at the bar withay pi-int
10 – Favourite sexy nickname I like to be called?
Anay thing-g which doesn't end in 'off'
Quote by PoloLady
Mr Starr”]
1 – What I want to wear when I meet (can`t say, choozy would kill me!!)
a ragein h*** on
2 – My favourite chat-up line?
wow babe!!!!!!!!!!
3 – Most used phrase in bed?
babe
4 – The phrase most said to me in bed?
is that it?????
5 - My sexiest feature?
the light swich
6 – My sexual fantasy?
havin sex with the light on.
7 – Favourite food to include in sexy play?
honey8 – Favourite smell?
leather9 – Favourite position?
one i can get into!!!!!
10 – Favourite sexy nickname I WOULD like to be called?
big boy
Quote by Kiss

1 – What I want to wear when I meet Kiss - My bath-robe.
2 – My favourite chat-up line? - You look Lush!
3 – Most used phrase in bed? - That feels Lush!
4 – The phrase most said to me in bed? - Will you stop going on about Lush!
5 - My sexiest feature? - My ability to spend so much money on Lush products.
6 – My sexual fantasy? Me naked with a load of SH girlies in a Lush superstore!
7 – Favourite food to include in sexy play? - Anything that tates Lush!
8 – Favourite smell? - Anything made by Lush.
9 – Favourite position? - Browsing the shelves in Lush!
10 – Favourite sexy nickname I like to be called? Lush Lips.

wink kiss :wink:
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss:
You got one wrong though Kiss..... I have already have a nickname.... It's Madam WhipLush :giggle: My work collegue's christened me that at my last job :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
I thought this thread was hilarious. I might think of something to add, but not yet.
rotflmao
Great thread Mike smile
Sorry, it has me giggling already and I've only read 3 posts.. I'll come back to this when I can do it justice :)
OK, I think I have understood this right so here goes:
As flower411
1. What I want to wear when I meet BIoke - A black leather jock-strap with bright pink bows
2. My favourite chat-up line? - Will you gunk on my face?
3. Most used phrase in bed? - Oh fuck yeah!
4. The phrase most said to me in bed? - Pant and push through the ring of fire man!
5. My sexiest feature? - My pink hat
6. My sexual fantasy? To be taken by BIoke and several of his mates
7. Favourite food to include in sexy play? - Gunk
8. Favourite smell? - Er... gunk!
9. Favourite position? - On my knees
10. Favourite sexy nickname I like to be called? Babe
Your go lol
Quote by brucie
As any of the Mods
1. What I want to wear when I meet Brucie - my heart on my sleeve
2. My favourite chat-up line? - Hi Brucie, we need a word in private.
3. Most used phrase in bed? - Oh fuck, wait there I need to go ban Brucie again.
4. The phrase most said to me in bed? - Before you ban him can you ask him to come round and finish me off.
5. My sexiest feature? - Brucie's hand print on my arse
6. My sexual fantasy? To be taken to Agent Provocatuer by Brucie and blow him in the changing rooms
7. Favourite food to include in sexy play? - Humus
8. Favourite smell? - post Humus farts
9. Favourite position? - on my knees reversing Brucie's ban
10. Favourite sexy nickname I like to be called by Brucie? Bitch

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: