1). Most distinguishing feature......... eyes or voice i think
2). Favourite nickname....... Plodge (family joke)
3). Last thing to make me laugh...... Seeing a phone video clip of a frog swearing.!!!
4). The last song i sang......Too lost in you... The sugarbabes
5). The last thing that made me feel warm inside...... talking on phone to someone i like
6). Last sex related purchase...... Platinum rabbit
7). One thing i want to do this Summer...... Qualify horse for Horse Of The Year Show
8). Last meal if on death row......Marmite on toast with Verve Cliquot Champagne
9). Share an 8-seater Jacuzzi with......Marya, Postie, Angel-Chat, Wishmaster, Euan
McGregor, Charlie Sheen, Shelly, Me
10). Worst job ever done...... Litter picking duties at Glastonbury with the local Y.F.C !!!!
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10 things about you:
The ten things about me are:
1 - most distinguish feature:
my hazel eyes
2 - favourite nicknam that you have ever been called:
Mr magoo
3 - the last thing that made you laugh:
seeing my nextdoor neighbour as rougher than me after lastnight's drinking session
4 - the last song you sang ( way too loud ):
I want to break free
5- the last thing that made you warm inside:
last nights curry and seeing poly 40 on friday at the door
6 - the last sex related item you bought:
my tight new boxer shorts.........
7 - one thing you want to do this summer:
shag outside in daylight in private
8 - what would be your last meal if you were on death row:
leek & potatoe soup with a full turkey dinner and banana maltese cake for pudding mmmmm
9 - who would you share an eigh seater jacuzzi with:
shelly from corrie, emily simmonds, Mr & MrsNWC, vick uk, anastacia, pololady and not forgetting the lovely poly40
:rose:
10 - the worst job you have ever done:
landscape gardener when i was younger
1 - most distinguish feature:
my hazel eyes
2 - favourite nicknam that you have ever been called:
Mr magoo
3 - the last thing that made you laugh:
seeing my nextdoor neighbour as rougher than me after lastnight's drinking session
4 - the last song you sang ( way too loud ):
I want to break free
5- the last thing that made you warm inside:
last nights curry and seeing poly 40 on friday at the door
6 - the last sex related item you bought:
my tight new boxer shorts.........
7 - one thing you want to do this summer:
shag outside in daylight in private
8 - what would be your last meal if you were on death row:
leek & potatoe soup with a full turkey dinner and banana maltese cake for pudding mmmmm
9 - who would you share an eigh seater jacuzzi with:
shelly from corrie, emily simmonds, Mr & MrsNWC, vick uk, anastacia, pololady and not forgetting the lovely poly40
:rose: 10 - the worst job you have ever done:
landscape gardener when i was younger
1- Your most distinguish feature : my red hair
2 – the favourite nickname you have ever been called : An ex used to call me Kitten, I thought is was sooooo cute!
3 – the last thing that made you laugh : the man I was with last night, in a good way!
4 – the last song you sang (way too loud) : Groove Armarda - I see you Baby, in the shower this morning.
5 – the last thing that made you feel warm inside - a conversation I had a this morning with someone special whilst paddling in the fountains in Swansea
6 – the last sex related item/s you bought : a 10 inch vibe
7 – one thing you want to do this summer : the Mumbles mile - its a mile long stretch of pubs in Swansea and its infamous for bar crawls
8 – what would be your last meal if you were on death-row : Thai green curry followed by a huge bar of Cadburys Dairy Milk with Crunchie bits
9 – who would you want to share an eight-seater Jacuzzi with : Lenny Kravitz, J Lo, Hugh Jackman, Angelina Jolie, Viggo Mortensen, Gavin Henson, Jonathan Ross and his wife Jane.
10 – the worst job you have ever done : worked in a pet shop, it was fine until the boss started stocking exotic pets :shock: :shock:
2 – the favourite nickname you have ever been called : An ex used to call me Kitten, I thought is was sooooo cute!
3 – the last thing that made you laugh : the man I was with last night, in a good way!
4 – the last song you sang (way too loud) : Groove Armarda - I see you Baby, in the shower this morning.
5 – the last thing that made you feel warm inside - a conversation I had a this morning with someone special whilst paddling in the fountains in Swansea
6 – the last sex related item/s you bought : a 10 inch vibe
7 – one thing you want to do this summer : the Mumbles mile - its a mile long stretch of pubs in Swansea and its infamous for bar crawls
8 – what would be your last meal if you were on death-row : Thai green curry followed by a huge bar of Cadburys Dairy Milk with Crunchie bits
9 – who would you want to share an eight-seater Jacuzzi with : Lenny Kravitz, J Lo, Hugh Jackman, Angelina Jolie, Viggo Mortensen, Gavin Henson, Jonathan Ross and his wife Jane.
10 – the worst job you have ever done : worked in a pet shop, it was fine until the boss started stocking exotic pets :shock: :shock:
Warming the Bed
1 – your most distinguish feature - My smile, I think.
2 – the favourite nickname you have ever been called - Loulou
3 – the last thing that made you laugh - My baby, this morning.
4 – the last song you sang (way too loud) Queen Bohemian Rhapsody
5 – the last thing that made you feel warm inside - the bath this morning
6 – the last sex related item/s you bought -My rabbit
7 – one thing you want to do this summer Get an all over tan.
8 – what would be your last meal if you were on death-row - Kebab and chips
9 – who would you want to share an eight-seater Jacuzzi with I don't mind as long as it's bubbly!!
10 – the worst job you have ever done - Sales at Argos.
2 – the favourite nickname you have ever been called - Loulou
3 – the last thing that made you laugh - My baby, this morning.
4 – the last song you sang (way too loud) Queen Bohemian Rhapsody
5 – the last thing that made you feel warm inside - the bath this morning
6 – the last sex related item/s you bought -My rabbit
7 – one thing you want to do this summer Get an all over tan.
8 – what would be your last meal if you were on death-row - Kebab and chips
9 – who would you want to share an eight-seater Jacuzzi with I don't mind as long as it's bubbly!!
10 – the worst job you have ever done - Sales at Argos.
1 – your most distinguish feature
My ability to sink beer.
2 – the favourite nickname you have ever been called
Scotty
3 – the last thing that made you laugh
One of the replies to a post (cant remember which)
4 – the last song you sang (way too loud)
The Wonder of You.
5 – the last thing that made you feel warm inside
Rangers winning the Lge title.
6 – the last sex related item/s you bought
A cock ring
7 – one thing you want to do this summer
Swim in the Caribean.
8 – what would be your last meal if you were on death-row
Something Indian.
9 – who would you want to share an eight-seater Jacuzzi with
Seven beautiful women.
10 – the worst job you have ever done
Hospital Hygene.
My ability to sink beer.
2 – the favourite nickname you have ever been called
Scotty
3 – the last thing that made you laugh
One of the replies to a post (cant remember which)
4 – the last song you sang (way too loud)
The Wonder of You.
5 – the last thing that made you feel warm inside
Rangers winning the Lge title.
6 – the last sex related item/s you bought
A cock ring
7 – one thing you want to do this summer
Swim in the Caribean.
8 – what would be your last meal if you were on death-row
Something Indian.
9 – who would you want to share an eight-seater Jacuzzi with
Seven beautiful women.
10 – the worst job you have ever done
Hospital Hygene.
Well what better way to introduce myself but to answer these questions.
1 – your most distinguish feature
My eyes
2 – the favourite nickname you have ever been called
Saucy Minx
3 – the last thing that made you laugh
The story Cisco was telling me today " Yes, Sir!"
4 – the last song you sang (way too loud)
Send Me ForGetMeNots by Patrice Rushen
5 – the last thing that made you feel warm inside
The First Kiss at the Treviso Airport on Friday
6 – the last sex related item/s you bought
Thigh Cuffs
7 – one thing you want to do this summer
Travel everywhere
8 – what would be your last meal if you were on death-row
Cisco, Of Course
9 – who would you want to share an eight-seater Jacuzzi with
Cisco, my GirlFriend Windy, My Biggest Fan, and I reserve the rest until I know more of you
10 – the worst job you have ever done
Work at a fast food place, Ewwwwwww
Molti Baci
Wantstodance
You, with that look in your eyes
Who do you think about
As you fantasize?
Oh, how I need your caress
Anything you want
The answer is yes
Lose yourself in me - The beloved
1 – your most distinguish feature
My eyes
2 – the favourite nickname you have ever been called
Saucy Minx
3 – the last thing that made you laugh
The story Cisco was telling me today " Yes, Sir!"
4 – the last song you sang (way too loud)
Send Me ForGetMeNots by Patrice Rushen
5 – the last thing that made you feel warm inside
The First Kiss at the Treviso Airport on Friday
6 – the last sex related item/s you bought
Thigh Cuffs
7 – one thing you want to do this summer
Travel everywhere
8 – what would be your last meal if you were on death-row
Cisco, Of Course
9 – who would you want to share an eight-seater Jacuzzi with
Cisco, my GirlFriend Windy, My Biggest Fan, and I reserve the rest until I know more of you
10 – the worst job you have ever done
Work at a fast food place, Ewwwwwww
Molti Baci
Wantstodance
You, with that look in your eyes
Who do you think about
As you fantasize?
Oh, how I need your caress
Anything you want
The answer is yes
Lose yourself in me - The beloved
Right, after much careful thought and deliberation........here is my selection
1 big nose/bald head (joint first)
2 Milly (been with me since infant school days)
3 Anything by the Simpsons ( man. they are great)
4 sang so many at Yorkshire Munch, cannot pick just one. Voice is still hoarse ( Hi Janexx)
5 This small bottle of white wine
6 Does the mag Zoo count as a sex aid. Its serves a purpose here
7 Cut the freaking grass
8 Fuck the meal, just give me the shot and let me go.
9 Seven frisky maidens (perhaps this should be no8 lol)
10 Cleaning a (edit) toilet out for a friend. Some of that wasn't even mine :twisted: :twisted:
1 big nose/bald head (joint first)
2 Milly (been with me since infant school days)
3 Anything by the Simpsons ( man. they are great)
4 sang so many at Yorkshire Munch, cannot pick just one. Voice is still hoarse ( Hi Janexx)
5 This small bottle of white wine
6 Does the mag Zoo count as a sex aid. Its serves a purpose here
7 Cut the freaking grass
8 Fuck the meal, just give me the shot and let me go.
9 Seven frisky maidens (perhaps this should be no8 lol)
10 Cleaning a (edit) toilet out for a friend. Some of that wasn't even mine :twisted: :twisted:
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7 – one thing you want to do this summer : the Mumbles mile - its a mile long stretch of pubs in Swansea and its infamous for bar crawls
We got one in Chesterfield called the Brampton Mile, 21 pubs (I think) in total. How many you got?? Could set up a competiion here
:lol: Bags Dammie on our side. :lol: :lol:
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7 – one thing you want to do this summer : the Mumbles mile - its a mile long stretch of pubs in Swansea and its infamous for bar crawls
We got one in Chesterfield called the Brampton Mile, 21 pubs (I think) in total. How many you got?? Could set up a competiion here
:lol: Bags Dammie on our side. :lol: :lol:
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Is that for my razor wit and charming personality
: Quote by dambuster
7 – one thing you want to do this summer : the Mumbles mile - its a mile long stretch of pubs in Swansea and its infamous for bar crawls
We got one in Chesterfield called the Brampton Mile, 21 pubs (I think) in total. How many you got?? Could set up a competiion here
:lol: Bags Dammie on our side. :lol: :lol:
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Is that for my razor wit and charming personality
:It sure is matey :lol:
And the ability to down a pint or two when required :lol: :lol:
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7 – one thing you want to do this summer : the Mumbles mile - its a mile long stretch of pubs in Swansea and its infamous for bar crawls
We got one in Chesterfield called the Brampton Mile, 21 pubs (I think) in total. How many you got?? Could set up a competiion here
:lol: Bags Dammie on our side. :lol: :lol:
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Is that for my razor wit and charming personality
:It sure is matey :lol:
And the ability to down a pint or two when required :lol: :lol:
Or is my wobble capacity :?:
First one to flutter their eyelashes get me
I'm sure I've just typed that 5 minutes ago
1 – your most distinguish feature - Size and Hair
2 – the favourite nickname you have ever been called - Ask me at a munch
3 – the last thing that made you laugh - Remembering my nicknames
4 – the last song you sang (way too loud) - If tomorrow never comes...
5 – the last thing that made you feel warm inside - Hug from Mrs TnH
6 – the last sex related item/s you bought - Fleshlight
7 – one thing you want to do this summer - Spend quality time with the kids
8 – what would be your last meal if you were on death-row - somthing poisonous but painless thanks...
9 – who would you want to share an eight-seater Jacuzzi with - Ooo now that is asking... Depends on what may happen in it...
10 – the worst job you have ever done - All the lower paid ones, less they pay you more they expect from you
2 – the favourite nickname you have ever been called - Ask me at a munch
3 – the last thing that made you laugh - Remembering my nicknames
4 – the last song you sang (way too loud) - If tomorrow never comes...
5 – the last thing that made you feel warm inside - Hug from Mrs TnH
6 – the last sex related item/s you bought - Fleshlight
7 – one thing you want to do this summer - Spend quality time with the kids
8 – what would be your last meal if you were on death-row - somthing poisonous but painless thanks...
9 – who would you want to share an eight-seater Jacuzzi with - Ooo now that is asking... Depends on what may happen in it...
10 – the worst job you have ever done - All the lower paid ones, less they pay you more they expect from you
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7 – one thing you want to do this summer : the Mumbles mile - its a mile long stretch of pubs in Swansea and its infamous for bar crawls
We got one in Chesterfield called the Brampton Mile, 21 pubs (I think) in total. How many you got?? Could set up a competiion here
:lol: Bags Dammie on our side. :lol: :lol:
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Is that for my razor wit and charming personality
:It sure is matey :lol:
And the ability to down a pint or two when required :lol: :lol:
Or is my wobble capacity :?:
First one to flutter their eyelashes get me
I'm sure I've just typed that 5 minutes ago
The Nomad is staring at everything, trying his hardest not too move those eyelashes.
God my eyes are dry :lol: :lol:
I hope we don't squidge Jessica into oblivion here like some other threads have done, that would be such a crime..........
1 – your most distinguish feature
my chest tattoo
2 – the favourite nickname you have ever been called
pingu.
3 – the last thing that made you laugh
only fools and horses
4 – the last song you sang (way too loud)
behind blue eyes Limp Bizkit
5 – the last thing that made you feel warm inside
my boy saying dad
6 – the last sex related item/s you bought
a cock ring
7 – one thing you want to do this summer
There are lots but sex in front of a roaring beach fire keeps popping up for me
8 – what would be your last meal if you were on death-row
Bacon Double XL
9 – who would you want to share an eight-seater Jacuzzi with
Michelle Marsh, Lucy Pinder, Makosi(bb), Saskia(bb), Kelly Brook, Abi Titmuss, and a certain red head from here has made the list
10 – the worst job you have ever donesunday dishes lol
my chest tattoo
2 – the favourite nickname you have ever been called
pingu.
3 – the last thing that made you laugh
only fools and horses
4 – the last song you sang (way too loud)
behind blue eyes Limp Bizkit
5 – the last thing that made you feel warm inside
my boy saying dad
6 – the last sex related item/s you bought
a cock ring
7 – one thing you want to do this summer
There are lots but sex in front of a roaring beach fire keeps popping up for me
8 – what would be your last meal if you were on death-row
Bacon Double XL
9 – who would you want to share an eight-seater Jacuzzi with
Michelle Marsh, Lucy Pinder, Makosi(bb), Saskia(bb), Kelly Brook, Abi Titmuss, and a certain red head from here has made the list
10 – the worst job you have ever donesunday dishes lol
1 – your most distinguish feature - My eyes (so I'm told)
2 – the favourite nickname you have ever been called - 'Sexy Jim' though whether it's true or not is in the eye of the beholder.
3 – the last thing that made you laugh - "How do you turn a duck into a soul singer? Put it in the microwave until it's Bill Withers"
4 – the last song you sang (way too loud) - Black Dog by Led Zeppelin
5 – the last thing that made you feel warm inside - A cup of hot chocolate
6 – the last sex related item/s you bought - Some DVDs
7 – one thing you want to do this summer - Get fitter
8 – what would be your last meal if you were on death-row - A big steak, medium-rare
9 – who would you want to share an eight-seater Jacuzzi with - Natalie Portman, Tia Leone, Pamela Anderson, Tommy Lee, Salma Hayek, Sandra Shine and Colin Farrell.
10 – the worst job you have ever done - Worked on a fish counter in a supermarket. Oh, the smell!
2 – the favourite nickname you have ever been called - 'Sexy Jim' though whether it's true or not is in the eye of the beholder.
3 – the last thing that made you laugh - "How do you turn a duck into a soul singer? Put it in the microwave until it's Bill Withers"
4 – the last song you sang (way too loud) - Black Dog by Led Zeppelin
5 – the last thing that made you feel warm inside - A cup of hot chocolate
6 – the last sex related item/s you bought - Some DVDs
7 – one thing you want to do this summer - Get fitter
8 – what would be your last meal if you were on death-row - A big steak, medium-rare
9 – who would you want to share an eight-seater Jacuzzi with - Natalie Portman, Tia Leone, Pamela Anderson, Tommy Lee, Salma Hayek, Sandra Shine and Colin Farrell.
10 – the worst job you have ever done - Worked on a fish counter in a supermarket. Oh, the smell!
Orgasminator
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1 – your most distinguish feature
According to GT, my mammory glands
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2 – the favourite nickname you have ever been called
LoobyLoo
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3 – the last thing that made you laugh
GT about five mins ago... he was stressing a point to me about something and then froze a la Frank Debin and co. at the end of Police Squad... it took me a couple of seconds to realise what he was doing and then I howled... yeah, I know, you had to be there!
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4 – the last song you sang (way too loud)
Archie Bell - Look back over your shoulder... yesterday in the car driving up the M1
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5 – the last thing that made you feel warm inside
Hmmm this is quite pertinent at the moment... I'm suffering from cystitus right now so every time I pee...
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6 – the last sex related item/s you bought
LOL! Very memorable... Anal beads and lube in Amsterdam... we continued shopping and as we walked out of a lingerie shop the security alarm went off. The burly guard checked through our bags and, yes you've guessed it... why oh why oh why?! The picture of him waving the uncovered package through the detector bars was perhaps one of my most embarrasing moments ever...
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7 – one thing you want to do this summer
Have a holiday which is looking increasingly unlikely... *sigh*
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8 – what would be your last meal if you were on death-row
OOooooooooooh... (licks lips)... well assuming I could get over the shock of it being the last meal... A big fat juicy steak with a fluffy baked potato and everything that goes with it.
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9 – who would you want to share an eight-seater Jacuzzi with
Good question... GT of course, Jeremy Clarkson, Paul Merton, Eddie Izzard, Dawn French, Julia Walters and Victoria Wood
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10 – the worst job you have ever done
Saturday job at a factory cleaning out the toilets and mess rooms...
Sexlightened
1 – your most distinguish feature
either my boobs or my eyes depending upon who you ask !
2 – the favourite nickname you have ever been called
tart !!
3 – the last thing that made you laugh
my 18 year old son ... he is always playing the clown
4 – the last song you sang (way too loud)
walking on sunshine
5 – the last thing that made you feel warm inside
my rampant rabbit on full speed :shock:
6 – the last sex related item/s you bought
pack of 12 tingle condoms .... only they were too small ... so if anyone wants the other 11 they are going spare ...
7 – one thing you want to do this summer
spend an evening on the beach
8 – what would be your last meal if you were on death-row
fish n chips from the chippy , lots of salt and vinegar .......... well healthy eating aint really important now is it?
9 – who would you want to share an eight-seater Jacuzzi with
more than 7 other people thats for sure !! but for starters lets have polo lady and 6 men
10 – the worst job you have ever done
dont remember having a really bad job to be honest .. guess i am lucky
either my boobs or my eyes depending upon who you ask !
2 – the favourite nickname you have ever been called
tart !!
3 – the last thing that made you laugh
my 18 year old son ... he is always playing the clown
4 – the last song you sang (way too loud)
walking on sunshine
5 – the last thing that made you feel warm inside
my rampant rabbit on full speed :shock:
6 – the last sex related item/s you bought
pack of 12 tingle condoms .... only they were too small ... so if anyone wants the other 11 they are going spare ...
7 – one thing you want to do this summer
spend an evening on the beach
8 – what would be your last meal if you were on death-row
fish n chips from the chippy , lots of salt and vinegar .......... well healthy eating aint really important now is it?
9 – who would you want to share an eight-seater Jacuzzi with
more than 7 other people thats for sure !! but for starters lets have polo lady and 6 men
10 – the worst job you have ever done
dont remember having a really bad job to be honest .. guess i am lucky
1 – your most distinguish feature
Hands
2 – the favourite nickname you have ever been called
Knobber
3 – the last thing that made you laugh
My wife
4 – the last song you sang (way too loud)
El Tango de Roxanne
5 – the last thing that made you feel warm inside
Cuppa tea
6 – the last sex related item/s you bought
Knickers & a whip (for the wife, not me!!)
7 – one thing you want to do this summer
Chill
8 – what would be your last meal if you were on death-row
Sausage & Mash
9 – who would you want to share an eight-seater Jacuzzi with
The wife, Kylie, 20yo f from work, Isabella Hervey (but not for her stimulating conversation). NO one else.....need the rest of the room for romping!! :twisted:
10 – the worst job you have ever done
YTS Mechanic
Hands
2 – the favourite nickname you have ever been called
Knobber
3 – the last thing that made you laugh
My wife
4 – the last song you sang (way too loud)
El Tango de Roxanne
5 – the last thing that made you feel warm inside
Cuppa tea
6 – the last sex related item/s you bought
Knickers & a whip (for the wife, not me!!)
7 – one thing you want to do this summer
Chill
8 – what would be your last meal if you were on death-row
Sausage & Mash
9 – who would you want to share an eight-seater Jacuzzi with
The wife, Kylie, 20yo f from work, Isabella Hervey (but not for her stimulating conversation). NO one else.....need the rest of the room for romping!! :twisted:
10 – the worst job you have ever done
YTS Mechanic