12 Chav days of Christmas
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On the 12th day of Chavmas my true love sent to me,
twelve chavvers chavving,
eleven prammers pushing,
ten lads joy-riding,
nine ladies drinking,
eight midriffs showing,
seven scallies stealing,
six teens a-laying,
fiiiiiiiiiive sovereign riinngggs,
four stolen phones,
three navel studs,
two tracksuit tops
and a pikey in Buuuuurberry !!!!!
Sexlightened
