So there i was this lunchtime , in a hurry as usual . I'd been given my shopping list of 'essentials' to get before the main shop of the week tomorrow . Time was against me and i'd whizzed round Tescos and found myself in the 10 items and less queue . I was 3rd in line ,an 'old granny' was being 'checked out' at the cash desk and the woman in front of me had a hand basket full to the brim . 'theres more than 10 items in there i thought' . Being a little fraught and tense after being pissed around at work all morning , i muttered something not quite under my breath , she obviously heard what i'd said 'cos she turned round and smiled apologetically. Well she was stunning and my few moments in the queue were about to get better . Looking up i mumbled something like 'Don't worry it's 15 items now' As she packed her bags a couple of items fell out . She bent over to pick them up , allowing her top to ride up and to reveal poking up from the top of her jeans , one of the sexiest thongs i've ever seen . It was one of those string of pearls ones . Now i've bought Sara one of those and basically thats all it is , a sting of pearls all the way round .Totally impractical and according to Sara 'not in the least comfortable . She only wears it very , very occasionally Well i couldn't take my eyes of her and in hindsight she knew i was watching 'cos she did it a couple more times as she took her time packing her bags . She disappeared out of the store and i made my way though the checkout thinking of what i'd just scene and all of sudden i felt a lot better . Walking back to the car across the car park , a car slowed down along side me and the window came down . It was my 'thong lady' ' I hope the wait was worth it' and then sped off . Filthy bitch i thought , worth it , i'll volunteer for shopping duties anytime.
