16 to 1

10 Dec 2004

Now I am off in a minute to the first of my works xmas functions and there will be 16 men and one woman(bit like this site really).The lady in question has expressed a mild degree of anxiety at this ratio. One of the guys has commented that had it have been 16 women and him he wouldn't have complained in the slightest...
but would he ??? rolleyes

10 Dec 2004

It depends on the women, if it was a pack of lairy chav slappers pissed up on cheap White Lightning, or perhaps a WI group of 90 year olds he may react differently to if he was confronted by 16 FHM models..........

10 Dec 2004

Excuse my ignorance but.........
whats a lairy chav slapper????
and are they to be avoided :shock: .

10 Dec 2004

Well I personally would avoid lairy chav slappers like the plague! They are those little tarts who wear white tracksuits and clown necklaces, smoke a lot and get pregnant at 14. They tend to wear a 'council facelift' hairstyle, i.e. a ponytail pulled so tightly back that it gives them a 'facelift' and huge hoop earrings. Often to be seen with scruffy louts wearing fake burberry baseball caps and tracksuits tucked into their socks. For further reading google ' ' or refer to Goldie Lookin Chain who are a Chav parody! lol

10 Dec 2004

Thanks MQ for that wonderfully descriptive picture ...I think I will stear clear of chavland.
Being a harmless and incorrigible flirt my first thoughts were yeah I wouldn't mind being the male in a 16females to male1 ratio either. Then I thought of some of the women I have encountered in life and then I added alchohol into the equation ...and thats when I started to sweat redface

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So I am going out this evening and will do my good deed for the evening by putingt a protective arm around our young lady wink

10 Dec 2004

My only concern would be whether they're 16 people I'd want to spend an evening socialising with.......the worst things about work related xmas parties is when people spend the whole evening talking about work! rolleyes

10 Dec 2004

Quote by niceguysdoexist
Now I am off in a minute to the first of my works xmas functions and there will be 16 men and one woman(bit like this site really).The lady in question has expressed a mild degree of anxiety at this ratio. One of the guys has commented that had it have been 16 women and him he wouldn't have complained in the slightest...
but would he ???

Err ... not really. Quite used to being outnumbered by women (on a professional basis though .... bummer innocent