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Okay. 1st post to see what you all think.
If you were cloned when young and then, met your clone and fucked them, is it or masturbation?
Think about it.
Also, is this place where lots of single men hang out because they're too lazy to get out or genuine people looking for fun?
I spent a few years in the USA and found every Swingers event full of blokes.
oooooooooooh puffer!!! The single guys that are in here that i know off are here for fun but it depends what sort of fun you are after! The mind can be a wonderfull thing if you apply it properly, if you are looking for ads just for one thing you might be disappointed. From what i have seen its not a WHAM BAM THANKYOU MAM site.
What about the cloning thing.
It's been puzzling me for a few days now?
Agreed MrsFc and I must say all the better for it 8)
As for being too lazy, nah, but this is a place where politeness and wit get you everywhere... and some of the best verbal contortionists I have ever met hang out.
worship I bow to their skill with the written word, and watch to learn...
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Okay. 1st post to see what you all think.
If you were cloned when young and then, met your clone and fucked them, is it or masturbation?
Think about it.
Neither, you would be the only person who when told to 'go fuck yourself' could.
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Also, is this place where lots of single men hang out because they're too lazy to get out or genuine people looking for fun? I spent a few years in the USA and found every Swingers event full of blokes.
We have may genuine swingers puffer, couples, single women, singles blokes. They all are part of the community here. There are more single blokes than can be catered for, so if you are a single bloke, don't expect to be the victim of a stampede of women or couples after your bod.
In the forum, we are about being a community. Nobody has sex in here, that is something we do out in the real world. In here, we have fun.
lhk
Kat
Wham Bahm thank you mam??????
If I wanted that I'd go to the local nightclub.
Got bored with the usual pissed girls who talk the talk but then can;t even walk to the taxi!
Spend £50 on a shirt, £70 on drinks etc £25 on a cab and then get puked on!.
Bored with that
Totally agree Tallnhairy biggrin
What are you looking for then?
Ask anyone about an anorak's art. Watch wondering while wise word-wrights weave wit. Trust them to tie tantalising tidings together.
Sorry, couldn't resist. (and if I'd been a bit quicker about it, it might have been more obvious that it's in response to the end of tallnhairy's post)
We have may genuine swingers puffer, couples, single women, singles blokes. They all are part of the community here. There are more single blokes than can be catered for, so if you are a single bloke, don't expect to be the victim of a stampede of women or couples after your bod.
In the forum, we are about being a community. Nobody has sex in here, that is something we do out in the real world. In here, we have fun.
lhk
Kat

Glad to hear that. I'm more interested in knowing the poeple who "swing" than looking for a shag. Shags can be found anywhere, I would like to get to kow people who are a bit different. lol
Couple of thoughts on your big question. I suppose it could be classed as playing with yourself and therefore masturbation. But your clone would be the same gender as you and therefore it must be a particularly unusual type of !!! Wish you never posed the question though I have been thinking about little else!
Also, is this place where lots of single men hang out because they're too lazy to get out/quote]
That about sums it up for me, lol.
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Okay. 1st post to see what you all think.
If you were cloned when young and then, met your clone and fucked them, is it or masturbation?
Think about it.
Also, is this place where lots of single men hang out because they're too lazy to get out or genuine people looking for fun?
I spent a few years in the USA and found every Swingers event full of blokes.

Well, it's definitely not . (if I may be permitted a moment of pedantry) is defined as:
1. Sexual relations between persons who are so closely related that their marriage is illegal or forbidden by custom.
2. The statutory crime of sexual relations with such a near relative.
The first definition implies members of opposite sexes. (Debate about same sex marriage notwithstanding, I think the definition assumes opposite sexes.)
The second definition needs to be assessed in terms of "why" it's illegal, and the answer is to prevent reinforcement of genetic defects, which again, doesn't apply to same sex couples.
It's not masturbation either. Masturbation is what you do to yourself, and a clone is not yourself, it's just someone who has the same genes as you. Identical twins conceived naturally are indistinguishable from clones, so having sex with your clone would be like having sex with your twin. I'd say it would constitue an advanced form of Narcissism.
Ice
There is a new definition of in the Sexual Offences Act 2003, which intends to cover same sex as well as opposite sex (see this:
Sex with your clone would be the same as having sex with your identical twin, thus yes, it wuld be .
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There is a new definition of in the Sexual Offences Act 2003, which intends to cover same sex as well as opposite sex (see this:
Sex with your clone would be the same as having sex with your identical twin, thus yes, it wuld be .

Interesting. Didn't know that. There are sound scientific reasons for abstaining from hetero sex with a relative, but banning sex between related members of the same sex would seem to be a purely subjective moral standpoint. Don't really see the point.
I wonder if a clone would be legally recognised as a sibling?
If I remember correctly they were bringing in laws to cover adopted siblings, so no doubt a clone would be covered, or will be covered if we allow such things...
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If I remember correctly they were bringing in laws to cover adopted siblings

Really? That makes no sense to me whatsoever. Any idea what the reasoning would be behind that?
Ice
Adopted and step-relationships are considered by law. The Sexual Offences Act 2003 explains the exact relationships included under the legislation:
I'm sure if cloning ever were to happen they would ammend the current definition to include it too. Luckily for Dolly the Sheep, she is already protected:
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Luckily for Dolly the Sheep, she is already protected:

By article 69 or 70, or both? lol
Dolly isn't protected by S. 70 as she's not a person, so it's completely fine to shag a dead animal :shock: :shock: :shock:
BTW is Dolly dead then? sad
Yeah, but she's on display in the National Museum in Edinburgh!
Oh no, Dolly was so cute - I'm sad now :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
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Spend £50 on a shirt,

What!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.... have you never heard of matalan? if not try BURY market!!!! its world reknowned!!!
Gman
God!
Never thought the question would cause such a debate 8)
I now wonder how many of you have asked the same question to others.
I suppose you would have to be gay to fuck your clone, however:
Imagine if you were? That "clone" would know exactly what buttons to press.
Forget about the legal things such as a clone would have a different name and therfore not be identified as family and all the other B/S.
What you do it and what would you think it would constitute.
Forget about rules and laws, we all speed, most of us have at some time taken a drug. Think about how you would feel after the event and how you explain it to yourself.
And when yo slap the arse and ask "who's ya Daddy", you already know!!!!!!!!!!!
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Oh no, Dolly was so cute - I'm sad now :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

There is speculation that she died young because she was born old.
The theory is, because she was grown from adult DNA, her cells retained the memory of her mother's cells, and cells are programmed to shut down after a certain number of replications, thus Dolly's cells behaved as if they were already old right from the start. If they're right, and if they can figure out how to correct it, they may be able to turn off the ageing process!
Ice
Yeah, I know the theory. Last I heard Dolly was old before her time and suffering from arthritis - it's just that no-one informed me of her funeral :cry:
Trouble with having a clone is that it still starts as a baby so you have to wait at least 16 years before you can shag him/her (whether or not you think it's , I'm positive no-one would contemplate REALLY breaking the law by having sex with a minor :shock: ). Then, what if your clone got to 16 and you were all set for the "big night" and he/she said..."What - you want to fuck me? You can fuck right off!!!!" Then you would have wasted all that time waiting! I guess that if you were cloned and you were the one to bring him/her up he/she would feel more like your son/daughter so you wouldn't want a shag anyway confused
I wouldn't mind being cloned. I think I would drop the resulting baby off at my parent's house and say "There you go, now make a better job of me this time" rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Oh no, Dolly was so cute - I'm sad now :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

There is speculation that she died young because she was born old.
The theory is, because she was grown from adult DNA, her cells retained the memory of her mother's cells, and cells are programmed to shut down after a certain number of replications, thus Dolly's cells behaved as if they were already old right from the start. If they're right, and if they can figure out how to correct it, they may be able to turn off the ageing process!
Ice
Interesting Ice Pie, but if I was them ,i wouldn't do too much research on sheep. you see, sheep are born with one really developed, amazing, and totally all -surpassing gift: and that is to die.
You would not believe the many and varied ways they dream up to shuffle off their mortal coil. There they are , grazing away happily, you pop home for your tea, come back and find that half have escaped and half are in the upside down position, booking a passage to the great 'sheep pen in the sky'. A shepherd has to know as much about sheep diseases as a vet. Mind you, some of the diseases have interesting names: staggers,gid,scrapie, blackleg, fluke, struck, pulpy kidney...the list is endless.
But, I love sheep, and I'm sorry little Dolly has gone.
Interestingly, it's legal to conduct all this cloning and such like on sheep, but no longer legal for a farmer to bury one.
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Imagine if you were? That "clone" would know exactly what buttons to press.

I don't believe that would be the case. It would be if the "buttons" were purely physical things, programmed into our genes. But they're not. So much of who we are is determined by our experiences. However identical a twin, you'd have different experiences. Would your clone appreciate how much you love having your knee nibbled because it brings back memories of your first girlfriend?
If you've been married for twenty years, your partner should have a much better idea of what turns you on, simply because of all of your shared experiences.