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2 weeks hols - suggestions needed..

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Right Ive got 2 weeks off, Mrs Naughty is working and I am looking for any suggestions of tomfoolery to entertain myself with!
The sillier/saucier the better....
Rob
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Don't be tempted to decorate! rolleyes Though the stripping could be fun :twisted:
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Right Ive got 2 weeks off, Mrs Naughty is working and I am looking for any suggestions of tomfoolery to entertain myself with!
The sillier/saucier the better....
Rob
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My garden needs weeding and the fish pond needs cleaning out lol :lol:
Quote by Fitandnaughty
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Right Ive got 2 weeks off, Mrs Naughty is working and I am looking for any suggestions of tomfoolery to entertain myself with!
The sillier/saucier the better....
Rob
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Get yourself booked into Swinging Heaven Mansions.
Dont know about the saucier bit though but the silly bit is defo there lol
Phredd bolt
Happy to do some stripping with you Seren - not sure my pole dance action is up to much though... As for Sarah, I'm quite handy for trimming bushes and getting up to mischief in gardens, but cleaning ponds - have to pay me VERY well wink
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Right Ive got 2 weeks off, Mrs Naughty is working and I am looking for any suggestions of tomfoolery to entertain myself with!
The sillier/saucier the better....
Rob
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My garden needs weeding and the fish pond needs cleaning out lol :lol:
Sounds a bit FISHY to me........
Here's a silly one - what about you doing all the housework and stuff, including making a nice meal for Mrs Naughty every evening. Maybe because she doesn't have to do it, you'll end up with more naughtiness as she won't be as tired. Result for both of you biggrin
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Here's a silly one - what about you doing all the housework and stuff, including making a nice meal for Mrs Naughty every evening. Maybe because she doesn't have to do it, you'll end up with more naughtiness as she won't be as tired. Result for both of you biggrin

Even better if she catches you hooving in the buff :giggle: :eeek:
Quote by Sassy-Seren
Here's a silly one - what about you doing all the housework and stuff, including making a nice meal for Mrs Naughty every evening. Maybe because she doesn't have to do it, you'll end up with more naughtiness as she won't be as tired. Result for both of you biggrin

Even better if she catches you hooving in the buff :giggle: :eeek:
He could do it all in the buff, he'd just have to watch out when doing the ironing though :D
Quote by freckledbird
Here's a silly one - what about you doing all the housework and stuff, including making a nice meal for Mrs Naughty every evening. Maybe because she doesn't have to do it, you'll end up with more naughtiness as she won't be as tired. Result for both of you biggrin

Even better if she catches you hooving in the buff :giggle: :eeek:
He could do it all in the buff, he'd just have to watch out when doing the ironing though :D
And the cooking. Poor Jamie Oliver did that for his Mrs once and burnt his brussels :giggle:
Burning my brussels?! ouch!
Will perhaps make myself the meal... a small portion at least!
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Don't be tempted to decorate! rolleyes Though the stripping could be fun :twisted:

Hmmmmm..... buckets of fun I've heard
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Don't be tempted to decorate! rolleyes Though the stripping could be fun :twisted:

Hmmmmm..... buckets of fun I've heard
but don`t eat the paste!!!!!!!
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Don't be tempted to decorate! rolleyes Though the stripping could be fun :twisted:

Hmmmmm..... buckets of fun I've heard
but don`t eat the paste!!!!!!!
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So no offers of a day of shagging and saucy decadence then ha ha
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So no offers of a day of shagging and saucy decadence then ha ha
wink

Ahhhhhhhhh the mist clears - you're after shag! Does Mrs. Naughty know?
Even better if she catches you hooving in the buff :giggle: :eeek:
Could do a Queen impersonation "I want to break free ..."
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Here's a silly one - what about you doing all the housework and stuff, including making a nice meal for Mrs Naughty every evening. Maybe because she doesn't have to do it, you'll end up with more naughtiness as she won't be as tired. Result for both of you biggrin

Even better if she catches you hooving in the buff :giggle: :eeek:
i tried that once and my idiotic nature got the better of me guess what i did with the hoover
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Here's a silly one - what about you doing all the housework and stuff, including making a nice meal for Mrs Naughty every evening. Maybe because she doesn't have to do it, you'll end up with more naughtiness as she won't be as tired. Result for both of you biggrin

Even better if she catches you hooving in the buff :giggle: :eeek:
i tried that once and my idiotic nature got the better of me guess what i did with the hoover
Go on, Ill go for it rolleyes
What did you do with the hoover Welsh?
Mrs Naughty does indeed know and is more than happy lol
She appreciated the food and housework - cleaning in the buff chilly, and temptd to polish more than i should have....