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20 Reasons why a Girl should call it a night

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1. You have absolutely no idea where your bag is.
2. You truly believe that dancing with your arms overhead and wiggling your bottom while yelling "She Bangs She Bangs" is truly the hottest dance move around!!!
3. You've suddenly decided that you want to fight someone and you honestly believe that you could do it too.
4. In your last trip to the toilet you realise you now look more like Lily Savage than the goddess you were just four hours ago.
5. You drop your 3:00 a.m. kebab on the floor, pick it up and carry on eating it.
6. You start crying and telling everyone you see that you love them sooooo much.
7. There are less than three hours before you're due to start work.
8. You've found a deeper/spiritual side to the geek sitting next to you.
9. The man you're flirting with used to be your biology teacher.
10. The urge to take off articles of clothing, stand on a table and sing or dance becomes strangely overwhelming.
11. Your eyes just don't seem to want to stay open on their own so you decide to keep them half closed and think it looks exotic.
12. You seem to think that it's a really good idea to get your mates to push you down the street in a shopping trolley.
13. You yell at the bartender, who (you think) cheated you by giving you just lemonade, but that's just because you can no longer taste the vodka.
14. You think you're in bed, but the pillow feels strangely like the kitchen floor.
15. You start every conversation with a booming, "DON'T take this the WRONG WAY but..."
16. You fail to notice that the toilet lid's down when you sit on it.
17. You're hugs begin to resemble wrestling take-down moves.
18. You're soooo tired you just sit on the floor (wherever you happen to be standing)
19. You begin leaving the buttons open on your button flypants to cut down on the time 20. you're in the bathroom away from your drink.
You take your shoes off because you really believe it's their fault that you're having problems walking straight.
Sounds like my average girlie night out to be honest.......................... :shock:
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8. You've found a deeper/spiritual side to the geek sitting next to you.

So I need to get 'em legless before they discover my deeper side? If that's the case, I'd rather save my money... rolleyes
lol, same as mrs pinkbubble - sounds like my avaerage night out as well!! and thats before i even get out the door!! :shock:
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Why is it you always feel like a kebab (chicken in my case) after a night out
Molly xx
You forgot to mention that the coppers uniform is losing it,s appeal and our stretch limo is waiting for us wink
:beer: :cheers: drinkies
typical girlie night out
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Yep I think I can admit to over half of those lol
Well - I am proud to admit to No.s 1,7,10,16 and 20.
I'll just keep quiet about the other 15 cool
Kit
xxx
ps - Mr FC, what happened to my fave avatar? :cry: