20 Things you can only say at Christmas!

Quote by lucyweebaps
1. I prefer breasts to legs.
2. Tying the legs together keeps inside moist.
3. Smother the butter all over the breasts.
4. If I don't undo my trousers I'll burst.
5 .I've never seen a better spread.
6 .I'm in the mood for a little meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet.
8. It's a little dry,do you still want to eat it?
9 .just wait your turn, you'll get some!
10. Don't play with your meat.
11. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it'll go.
12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time.
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you put it in?
16. You'll know it's ready when it pops.
17. just pull the end and wait for the bang.
18. Thats the biggest bird I've ever had!
19. I'm so full, I've been gobbling nuts all morning.
20. Wow,I didn't think I could handle all that I still want more!