Breaking News! Following a recent survey it was concluded that swinging has become more to do with spectating ( 79% ), Cyber Sex ( 9%) or Phone sex ( 2% ) so in order to promote greater participation and to raise the standards to new heights the first ever Sex Olympics will be held next year hosted by Swinging Heaven. Already Durex has come forward as a sponsor and more are expected. Your suggestions about events are invited but the following have been suggested so far:
Coitus prolongus - which couple can keep going the longest - the curent record is with Sting at 6 days, 2 hours and 37 minutes, ( Cheetah wa close behind but was disqualified when found having a Lamb Vindaloo as he needed more spice )
Relay - where each person has to continue to have meaningful sex with as many partners as they can moving from one after the other within a 24 hour period.
100 metre dash - newbie guys rush to the first real invite after holding back for months after just posting
The Big Ones - Following promotions and elimination events at regional mnuches 10 finalists will compete for the title of the best sexual partners in the UK. More detail about these events will be released nearer the time....but it is likeky that there will be a Gold Dildo for the best Couple and the same for the best solo performing indiviidual males and females who are not part of a couple.
