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At the moment ( :cry: ) I am on a sex ban ( :cry: ).
Due to health reasons, Morbius and I have had a very quiet sex life over the last few months and now these problems have been resolved, however we'd fallen back into having vanilla sex!
So your mission (should you choose to accept it) is to come up with 30 days (or more should there be more suggestions) of ideas!
We're up for "most" things, however please bear in mind were not looking for extreme activities, just some fun and horny things to kick start us smile
Anyone up for the challenge?
1. A fire and ice night .... ice cubes followed by hot tongues wherever you feel it would be beneficial.
2. a blindfolded tease & please night.....crack out some ice, and some Baileys.
3.a dirty talk session- no touching- just see if it's possible to bring eachother off with mind play
4. a mutual masturbation session
5. Alka seltzer (a big maybe this one lol)
6. A night out in your local, knickerless. You could then play footsie under the table
7. How about a sexy food tasting session - one of you is blindfolded, lots of strawberries, melon balls, choc dip, icecream etc. The other feeds the 'victim'
different foods in a teasing, sexy way and see where it takes you.
Nice to see you Cali kiss :kiss: :kiss:
I find sliding down a slide into a ball pit is good for me!! confused :? :? lol :lol: :lol: :lol: wink
See if you are able to orgasm standing up without falling over at the end.......
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Nice to see you Cali kiss :kiss: :kiss:
I find sliding down a slide into a ball pit is good for me!! confused :? :? lol :lol: :lol: :lol: wink

rotflmao Look I've been laid up for 4 weeks already, having you do your best superman impression on me again, will not do me any favours smackbottom ... however pleasurable it might be ;) :kiss:
Callie
A fire and ice night .... ice cubes followed by hot tongues wherever you feel it would be beneficial wink
Quote by Stormwalker
See if you are able to orgasm standing up without falling over at the end.......

actually that is a good idea (git)
Calista, how about you fuck Morbius with a strap-on while he is bent over the couch and you are both stood up. As he begins to cum see if you have to distract yourself from cumming so that you can maintain rhythm and a standing position. biggrin
Calista Hun.
Just sit back, take notes of the goings on and we will give you an Oral test in 31 days time.
If you can last that long, that is
medic_1
Quote by splendid_
See if you are able to orgasm standing up without falling over at the end.......

actually that is a good idea (git)
Calista, how about you fuck Morbius with a strap-on while he is bent over the couch and you are both stood up. As he begins to cum see if you have to distract yourself from cumming so that you can maintain rhythm and a standing position. biggrin
rotflmao :rotflmao: I'll take a guess that you've neve actually met us in person Splendid ??? The height difference between us is fairly large and I can see me falling over from laughter at trying that suggestion ..... however I will add it to the list .... await a pm from Morbius though :rotflmao:
Quote by Calista
See if you are able to orgasm standing up without falling over at the end.......

actually that is a good idea (git)
Calista, how about you fuck Morbius with a strap-on while he is bent over the couch and you are both stood up. As he begins to cum see if you have to distract yourself from cumming so that you can maintain rhythm and a standing position. biggrin
rotflmao :rotflmao: I'll take a guess that you've neve actually met us in person Splendid ??? The height difference between us is fairly large and I can see me falling over from laughter at trying that suggestion ..... however I will add it to the list .... await a pm from Morbius though :rotflmao:
make him spread his legs wide. I presume the PM will be for tips ? wink
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rotflmao :rotflmao: I'll take a guess that you've neve actually met us in person Splendid ??? The height difference between us is fairly large and I can see me falling over from laughter at trying that suggestion ..... however I will add it to the list .... await a pm from Morbius though :rotflmao:

2. Buy a wooden box to use as a step smile
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rotflmao :rotflmao: I'll take a guess that you've neve actually met us in person Splendid ??? The height difference between us is fairly large and I can see me falling over from laughter at trying that suggestion ..... however I will add it to the list .... await a pm from Morbius though :rotflmao:

2. Buy a wooden box to use as a step smile
smackbottom rolleyes
Quote by splendid_
See if you are able to orgasm standing up without falling over at the end.......

actually that is a good idea (git)
Calista, how about you fuck Morbius with a strap-on while he is bent over the couch and you are both stood up. As he begins to cum see if you have to distract yourself from cumming so that you can maintain rhythm and a standing position. biggrin
rotflmao :rotflmao: I'll take a guess that you've neve actually met us in person Splendid ??? The height difference between us is fairly large and I can see me falling over from laughter at trying that suggestion ..... however I will add it to the list .... await a pm from Morbius though :rotflmao:
make him spread his legs wide. I presume the PM will be for tips ? wink
On where to buy stabilisers?
.....* flounces *
:giggle:
I'm gonna edit the first post to specify that wise-asses need to make two or more suggestions rotflmao
Quote by Calista
.....* flounces *
:giggle:
I'm gonna edit the first post to specify that wise-asses need to make two or more suggestions rotflmao

How about for a little starter-for-10 an experiment on whether you respond to the Alka Seltzer trick?
Dip half an AS into water, then when it starts fizzing apply it to a handy clitoris to see if that clitoris' owner responds positively or negatively.
Quote by Peanut
.....* flounces *
:giggle:
I'm gonna edit the first post to specify that wise-asses need to make two or more suggestions rotflmao

How about for a little starter-for-10 an experiment on whether you respond to the Alka Seltzer trick?
Dip half an AS into water, then when it starts fizzing apply it to a handy clitoris to see if that clitoris' owner responds positively or negatively. :rotflmao:
Quote by Peanut
.....* flounces *
:giggle:
I'm gonna edit the first post to specify that wise-asses need to make two or more suggestions rotflmao

How about for a little starter-for-10 an experiment on whether you respond to the Alka Seltzer trick?
Dip half an AS into water, then when it starts fizzing apply it to a handy clitoris to see if that clitoris' owner responds positively or negatively.
ooooooooooooooooooooo i like the sound of that one can i steal it cali.....??
Quote by FurbyHug
.....* flounces *
:giggle:
I'm gonna edit the first post to specify that wise-asses need to make two or more suggestions rotflmao

How about for a little starter-for-10 an experiment on whether you respond to the Alka Seltzer trick?
Dip half an AS into water, then when it starts fizzing apply it to a handy clitoris to see if that clitoris' owner responds positively or negatively.
ooooooooooooooooooooo i like the sound of that one can i steal it cali.....??
Feel free ... let me know how it goes and if it works I'll add it ROFL .... it's a bit to scary for me ;)
Quote by Calista
.....* flounces *
:giggle:
I'm gonna edit the first post to specify that wise-asses need to make two or more suggestions rotflmao

How about for a little starter-for-10 an experiment on whether you respond to the Alka Seltzer trick?
Dip half an AS into water, then when it starts fizzing apply it to a handy clitoris to see if that clitoris' owner responds positively or negatively.
ooooooooooooooooooooo i like the sound of that one can i steal it cali.....??
Feel free ... let me know how it goes and if it works I'll add it ROFL .... it's a bit to scary for me ;)
ok your on.............. just need to find someone who knows what alka setlers are an who wont think im wierd... *off on a trowl*
How about:
a blindfolded tease & please night.....crack out some ice, and some Baileys :inlove:
a dirty talk session- no touching- just see if it's possible to bring eachother off with mind play
a mutual masturbation session?
Good luck :rascal:
A night out in your local, knickerless. You could then play footsie under the table wink
What?? dunno I dunno. Its the blind leading the blind here ya know!
Hello there Cal xxxxxx great to see you about again xxxxxx
How about a sexy food tasting session - one of you is blindfolded, lots of strawberries, melon balls, choc dip, icecream etc. The other feeds the 'victim' different foods in a teasing, sexy way and see where it takes you.
You could always add the odd chilli to spice the session up biggrin:D:D:D:D:D
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one of you is blindfolded, lots of strawberries, melon balls,

Do you know, I never knew there were male melons. One learns something new every day rolleyes
Quote by Peanut
one of you is blindfolded, lots of strawberries, melon balls,

Do you know, I never knew there were male melons. One learns something new every day rolleyes
Oh yes, and fsh have fingers too biggrin:D:D:D
Ever had sweet and sour pork balls? Enjoy your next Chinese :D:D:D:D
Well that's 7 days.
Any more ideas?
Callie
You could always play dress up, well Morbs could ;)
:giggle:
Quote by Dawnie
You could always play dress up, well Morbs could ;)
:giggle:

He's already done that this morning ;) Got a great pic of him with boobs :giggle:
Will post when I can rescue the camera LOL