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Sincere apologies for the delay in coming back to you on this :cry: .
While scrutinising your contributions, the Director of the Institute had a carpet chewing breakdown. (This contrasts slightly with the rug-munching variety to which he is usually more prone). Before he could could be sedated he had made good progess on eating up all your analysis results papers too. So we had to examine the information you had provided all over again. And so this report is a bit late.
Well actually, the delay was due to me losing internet connectivity for a day or two. Sorry again :embarrased: redface .
What was most worrying is that, at first, many of you seem so bloody normal confused
However, the Librarian uncovered an unpublished work on Jungian symbolism which really revealed all you respondents in your true light. Hence the Director's little wobbly.
Do you still wanna know what makes you tick :?:
OK.
1 Well, the two adjectives that you used to describe the animal you chose represent your own self image. This is how you try to project yourself to the world; the way that you wish others to see you. rolleyes
2 However, the adjectives that you chose to describe the plant you named reflect how other people actually see you. rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
3 As for the two words that you used to describe your favourite beverage.......well they just describe the way you like sex :crazy: loon
I'm off before I get lynched bolt
So I think I`m cute and cuddly, yet people see me as sexy and refined, and I like my sex hot and creamy?!
Ok, I can live with that! :smug:
Venusxxx
Oh bugger, it works. :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
I wrote:
Hmmm. Playing absolutely by the rules; here they are without spending a lot of time thinking about them...
Animal: Cat - lithe, deadly
Plant: Fir - tall, shadowed
Beverage: Espresso - rich, sensual
I have no doubt that there'll be a piss take at the end of this - but there you go, those are the first things that came into my head.

Fascinating (!) So, according to Riff Raff, I project myself as lithe and deadly, others see me as tall and shadowed and I like my sex to be rich and sensuous...!!
Fuck me, he's good (!). :twisted: :mrgreen: :haha:
Hmmmm I'm quite pleased.
I had a suspicion that since we had to describe our favourite things, then nothing bad would come of it as most of the adjectives would be positive not negative. :smug:
So, anyway, I think I'm friendly and faithful; others see me as colourful and pretty (thankyou!) and I like hot, comforting sex.
Seems about right!
Quote by Lil_Bunny
ok I'll have a try
1. Horse - powerful, generous
2. Gerbera - family, memories
3. Red wine - social, sleep
Bet this says I'm well past weird

errrrr ok but I'd rather be awake for the sex part lol
And after all that waiting (and moaning!) Fruity, it turns out that:
You see yourself as strong and independant smile
Others see her as aromatic and damp :shock:
and you like sex to be wet and soft :P
Worth the wait, wasn't it?!
G xx
Quote by Calista
Komodo Dragon ; majestic, striking
Orchids ; beautiful, elegant
Tea ; refreshing, tasty

I'm not going to argue with that at all ....................
passionkiss
Quote by Riff Raff
Sincere apologies for the delay in coming back to you on this :cry: .
While scrutinising your contributions, the Director of the Institute had a carpet chewing breakdown. (This contrasts slightly with the rug-munching variety to which he is usually more prone). Before he could could be sedated he had made good progess on eating up all your analysis results papers too. So we had to examine the information you had provided all over again. And so this report is a bit late.
Well actually, the delay was due to me losing internet connectivity for a day or two. Sorry again :embarrased: redface .
What was most worrying is that, at first, many of you seem so bloody normal confused
However, the Librarian uncovered an unpublished work on Jungian symbolism which really revealed all you respondents in your true light. Hence the Director's little wobbly.
Do you still wanna know what makes you tick :?:
OK.
1 Well, the two adjectives that you used to describe the animal you chose represent your own self image. This is how you try to project yourself to the world; the way that you wish others to see you. rolleyes
2 However, the adjectives that you chose to describe the plant you named reflect how other people actually see you. rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
3 As for the two words that you used to describe your favourite beverage.......well they just describe the way you like sex :crazy: loon
I'm off before I get lynched bolt

So I think Im strong and independant but Im actually aromatic and damp and I like my sex wet and soft!!! Hmmmmmmmm
Doh cheers Gryphon!! confused
Fruity,
No worries babe. What we really want to know, however, is HOW ACCURATE is it?!
The only one that might concern me is the middle one. You're either:
badly in need of a shower :uhoh: :jagsatwork:
or
you have nice perfume and... :twisted: :smitten: :rascal:
I'll let you decide that one and get back to us, shall I?
passionkiss
G xx
hehe I dunno maybe thats the way you smell when you walk about horny most of the time?? confused
Apologies!! Im just a dirty big tart!!! lol
And the problem with that would be...?
blast hump
hehe never said it was ;) :twisted:
Quote by Gryphon
Good point...

Canny beat a good point! Or maybe you can!! :twisted:
OK..... I like to portray myself as big and fierce, but I actually come across sharp and fast, while I like my sex black and strong :shock: :shock:
Well I've just been informed by my other half that nobody sees me as sharp and fast (said whilst he was rolling on the floor laughing!!!) lol
Aw, Fruity...
:love: :smitten: :love: :smitten: :love: :smitten: :love: :smitten: :love:
:lol2: rotflmao
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Brilliant.
I want to be seen as happy and panting (dog).
People see me a as vigorous and dusty(rubber plant)
And I'm thirsty for tasty sex (beer).
Hmmmm - the worrying thing is --- I can see it!
Just look at Alex's - I bet she thought she was being safe with a cup of tea!!
redface oooooooooooooohh gryphon, young maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan! :twisted:
Well I represent myself as snuggly and mental, when really I'm velvety and homey, and I like my sex Icy and soothing :shock: :shock: - I don't do cold, not never lol :lol:
Jas
XXX