45? Sorry sonny, you're too young............

30 Jun 2004

I was in a well known supermarket the other day, buying a few beers, for medicinal purposes, you understand confused

. When the young lady passed my box of beers over the laser, the till beeps and a message flashes up. Now I know that when alcohol is swiped through, the till gives a message saying "Is this person over 18?" and the checkout person has to confirm they have checked.
However, in this instance the young girl actually looked at me to check!!!! I said to her 'You checked, didn't you?" She nodded very sheepishly and made my day!!! lol

What a great backhanded compliment! I know I have boyish good looks and a youthful exurberance, but not that bloody much!
Still, who am I to complain :lol:
Ayone else had compliments like that?
Mal
wink

30 Jun 2004

:grin:
thats so funny...not that your old...digging a deep hole for myself to jump into...
does people asking if my daughter is my younger sister count???? she's 3 by the way not 15...
other wise no i don't get any compliments paid to me....

30 Jun 2004

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

30 Jun 2004

I had almost exactly the same thing in B&Q, buying glue the other week. You now have to take a sheet of paper with you to the check out with a picture of the glue on it and they get it out from a safe kept locked under the counter. The silly girl actually asked me if I was 18 and I replied "Yes, about 29 years ago!"
Mrs Chestercouple thought it was no end of a joke!!! (shes quite a bit younger than me)

30 Jun 2004

Well I had the exact opposite happen to me today which made me feel shit.
Someone asked a 21 year old if I was her mum (I'm only 34 :cry: ) - didn't think I was wearing that badly. It gets worse cause an hour later someone asked "is the boss your dad then?" - :shock:
Yeah I'm feeling really great about myself today - I look like a 40 year old bloke mad

30 Jun 2004

Well, I used to get asked if I was under 16 when I bought a bus-ticket. Not so much lately, though... sad

30 Jun 2004

Mmmm, you just cant get the staff these days! rolleyes

:roll:
I worked in a DIY store in about 1985 for two years, they introduced cards for toxic products back then because of solvent abuse. blink

:blink:

30 Jun 2004

too keep mal feeling good, i reckon we should compile a list of things he really IS too young for...
i will start......... state pension

30 Jun 2004

Nice one WBB, not me!! 69position

In any order! lol

:lol:

30 Jun 2004

...... to demand a seat on a bus

30 Jun 2004

...... receive a centennial birthday from the queen .....
Calista :giggle:

30 Jun 2004

...... to join Saga :giggle:

30 Jun 2004

..............to go shopping in his slippers!
lol

i bet he is going to appreciate the effort we have made sooo much tomorrow! wink

:lol: :lol:

30 Jun 2004

....... to be able to fart in public places and act like nothings happened! :lol2:

30 Jun 2004

....... to have more hair in his ears and nose than his head! :shock:

30 Jun 2004

Quote by well_busty_babe
....... to have more hair in his ears and nose than his head! :shock:

:shock:
Oh WBB, you better run, very fast!

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

30 Jun 2004

:shock: :shock: Dont you ladies know??? :shock: :shock:
Bald head is a solar panel for a love machine! 69position

:69: :69: :69: :69:

30 Jun 2004

hey.. i never said mal DID have more ear/nose hair than he does on his head!!!!
i said he would be too young for it!!!!!
(is that enough to get me off??)
i know mal is a luuurvvvveeeee machine! biggrin

(cant creep more than that)

30 Jun 2004

.............To join the alzeimer's society.

30 Jun 2004

........ to wear socks with sandals

1 Jul 2004

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
I got half fare on a bus when I was about 25, but Mal's story is better cool

8-) 8-)
Now, Mal...... DO NOT turn up dogging in a boy racer car with very loud music blasting out, you know all it will do is scare off the WiLD life wink

:wink: :wink:

1 Jul 2004

:wave2: :giggle: :bounce:I laughed and laughed at this well one springs to mind .....takeing teeth out n leaveing in a glass lol your way too young mal! lol
blast

:thumbup: :therethere: passionkiss

:swingingchair: :kissmyarse: hump

love peppsxxxxx

1 Jul 2004

was told by doctor there was good news and bad news ...... bad news i had Aids .....good news i had Altzheimers, i'd forget about it in a day or so ...
right i'm off to buy my Sanatogen for me and Medic
51

1 Jul 2004

Quote by novice1
:shock: :shock: Dont you ladies know??? :shock: :shock:
Bald head is a solar panel for a love machine! :69: :69: :69: :69:

You are sooooo right there novice biggrin

:D

1 Jul 2004

.................to get one of those tartan shopping trolleys with wheels?

1 Jul 2004

.......................to smell of mothballs

1 Jul 2004

.....To join the Alzheimer's Society. What's that you say? That's already been said?
*Wanders off into the distance in a confused state* :grin:

1 Jul 2004

Quote by well_busty_babe
.......................to smell of mothballs

and following on from that...
......................to smell of stale wee.

1 Jul 2004

Quote by well_busty_babe
too keep mal feeling good, i reckon we should compile a list of things he really IS too young for...
i will start......... state pension

You little minky!! Well, I've got broad shoulders, so I can hack it!! lol

They started paying me a pension 11 years ago, albeit not state!

...... to demand a seat on a bus

What's a bus?

...... receive a centennial birthday from the queen .....

She never writes, she never phones...... sniff!

...... to join Saga :giggle:

Their travel insurance is good!! (so I'm told!)

..............to go shopping in his slippers!

Even when i do the zips up?

....... to be able to fart in public places and act like nothings happened! :lol2:

Like I don't do that already :lol: !

....... to have more hair in his ears and nose than his head! :shock:

As long as it grows somewhere!

Bald head is a solar panel for a love machine! :69: :69: :69: :69:

I love you, I really do!! :lol:

i know mal is a luuurvvvveeeee machine! (cant creep more than that)

And I love you even more!! :lol: :lol:

.............To join the alzeimer's society.

Is that like the Liberal Democrats? :shock:

........ to wear socks with sandals

Noooooooo!!!!!!

taking teeth out n leaving in a glass lol ,you're way too young mal! lol

Teef? :shock:

.................to get one of those tartan shopping trolleys with wheels?

That's a Skoda, isn't it?

.......................to smell of mothballs

Crikey - how big's the moth? :shock:

......................to smell of stale wee.

On that note!!!!
Mal
wink

5 Jul 2004

further to this you could always join the really long q in the post office on pnesion day, then when you get to the front of the q forget what you came there for in the first place...
call some member of your family every other name of family members other than their own,,, this I find a regular occurance with a particular member of my family, beng named at least six names on occasion...
you could walk to the bathroom and forget what you went there for then piss yourself half way back to the armchair,,, hence the smell of stale piss!!!......or is that incontinence pants??? redface

cause family members to get sunstroke singing "Happy Birthday!" if you have all the candles lit... then again there would be a small amount of relief on the national grid when the solar flare of a b'day cake is brought out!!!