1. A good sub doesn’t have to fight to suppress the urge to shout “Don’t throw my favourite bra on that dusty floor, fuckwit!”
2. Martial arts and submissiveness don’t mix. Especially when the Martial artist already has an exceptionally high pain threshold. Putting someone who doesn’t like to quit- and has been trained to never show pain in a submissive situation could result in loss of nipples.
3. A good sub doesn’t make their Master laugh, mid - session. Safe words were agreed as Green = harder, Yellow = ease up a little, and Red = STOP!
Shouting “Ow! Red! No, Yellow! Wait! Kinda Orange! May not be a good idea.
4. A good sub would look at the 10 clothes pegs attached to their breasts & think suitably submissive thoughts.
They would not be dreaming up an entire advertising campaign to market themselves as a “New product by JML!” EG:
“ New Peg-a-Breasts* by JML! The revolutionary new household gadget. You need never be short of drying space ever again! You can take them anywhere! Simply attach your wet clothes to your new Peg-a-Breasts, twirl those titties - and hey presto! Dry clothes in next to no time. You’ll be the envy of your friends with new Peg-a-Breasts by JML!”
*Available now at Woolworths, Wilkinsons and all good BDSM stockists.
5. Just try saying “Yellow” when the clothes peg on the end of your tongue is being tugged on. Really. Try it.
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5 reasons I''m not submissive. By WinchWench, aged 34 7/8ths
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Sex God
I take it the night didnt go quite as envisaged
:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
All the same sounds like you still had fun
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: All the same sounds like you still had fun
Sex God
Quote by winchwench
5. Just try saying “Yellow” when the clothes peg on the end of your tongue is being tugged on. Really. Try it.
fingered pressed onto the tongue that the same desired effect
(less painfull)It is like saying pirate ship with your tongue out
:twisted: or is that just the kid in me 
Im kinda submissive as a person and cant really do dominance i feel silly and want to burst out laughing :roll:
Warming the Bed
To quote winchwench:
1. A good sub doesn’t have to fight to suppress the urge to shout “Don’t throw my favourite bra on that dusty floor, fuckwit!”
That's what Ball Gags were made for!
3. A good sub doesn’t make their Master laugh, mid - session. Safe words were agreed as Green = harder, Yellow = ease up a little, and Red = STOP!
Shouting “Ow! Red! No, Yellow! Wait! Kinda Orange! May not be a good idea.
Especially if you're colour blind!
5. Just try saying “Yellow” when the clothes peg on the end of your tongue is being tugged on. Really. Try it. :lol:
Off to try it now!......
1. A good sub doesn’t have to fight to suppress the urge to shout “Don’t throw my favourite bra on that dusty floor, fuckwit!”
That's what Ball Gags were made for!
3. A good sub doesn’t make their Master laugh, mid - session. Safe words were agreed as Green = harder, Yellow = ease up a little, and Red = STOP!
Shouting “Ow! Red! No, Yellow! Wait! Kinda Orange! May not be a good idea.
Especially if you're colour blind!
5. Just try saying “Yellow” when the clothes peg on the end of your tongue is being tugged on. Really. Try it. :lol:
Off to try it now!......
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: Thank you so much for that!!! Mrs DD and myself have tears rolling down the face. The mental picture that you have just given us is priceless!!
I've suggested to Mrs DD that we should give the clothes peg thing a go... Her reply was that as long as they were attached to my balls, no problem, otherwise I was told that I could go and investigate 'sex and travel'... so that'll be a 'no' then.....
Casanova
5 reasons why im sub and not Domme
{1}im lazy...im more sort of lay back and beat me
{2}i can be a stroppy cow :shock:
{3}i go to B & Q and visualise how good id look in chains
{4}im too short to wear thigh high boots {they come up to my neck}
:cry:
{5}i know i am submissive because i have my own mind {when Rich lets me}
dee
{1}im lazy...im more sort of lay back and beat me
{2}i can be a stroppy cow :shock:
{3}i go to B & Q and visualise how good id look in chains
{4}im too short to wear thigh high boots {they come up to my neck}
:cry:
{5}i know i am submissive because i have my own mind {when Rich lets me}
dee
Warming the Bed
Quote by Rich_and_dee
5 reasons why im sub and not Domme
{1}im lazy...im more sort of lay back and beat me
{2}i can be a stroppy cow :shock:
{3}i go to B & Q and visualise how good id look in chains
{4}im too short to wear thigh high boots {they come up to my neck}
:cry:
{5}i know i am submissive because i have my own mind {when Rich lets me}
dee
{3}i go to B & Q and visualise how good id look in chains 8-)
Mmmm... I guess that would look something like this Dee?:
:twisted: :lol: 
Sex God
Oh my goodness woman, you're mad!
Casanova
Quote by Freckledbird
Oh my goodness woman, you're mad!
thats only half of it :lol:
Rich has to put up with me 24/7
Sex God
Quote by winchwench
And hands up, who's tried saying yellow with a clothes peg being tugged on their tongue?
Sorry folks... the wife's lost the plot!
There you are, darling. Now, I seem to have several used clothes pegs going begging.......
and you have just the thing to peg them to!
Quick RPM
Put ya tongue away :shock:
Orgasminator
I would like to say i found this by accident which i did but i bet you dont believe me :haha:
lady loving but true to the theme, dont click on the film as its running though as it sends you to a pro site.
lady loving but true to the theme, dont click on the film as its running though as it sends you to a pro site.
Sex God
Quote by Rich_and_dee
5 reasons why im sub and not Domme
{3}i go to B & Q and visualise how good id look in chains
dee
You reminded me - I was in B & Q with TheVillians a while ago - spotted the rack of chains and turned to him (holding the black plastic one up against me) saying - "wow, this would look great and it's not too heavy".
An 'older' guy was just walking down the aisle and turned tail and fled.
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: 