1 - I'm quite shy really although my cavernous mouth gets carried away
2 - I have 3 tattoo's - 2 of which I love and one hideous drunken 18th birthday mistake
3 - I am built for comfort not for speed
4 - I am paranoid about being followed - anywhere!!
5 - I have a phobia about black toilet seats
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1. i used to play the violin until my nails became more important (as a teenage girl)
2. i have to do things in multiples of 4
3. things have to balance, i cant have one of something, there has to be 2, ie candlesticks, ornaments etc
4. i own 98 pairs of shoes and they are all in their boxes with a picture on the front and in their own cupboard
5. i own 56 handbags which have their own cupboard also
2. i have to do things in multiples of 4
3. things have to balance, i cant have one of something, there has to be 2, ie candlesticks, ornaments etc
4. i own 98 pairs of shoes and they are all in their boxes with a picture on the front and in their own cupboard
5. i own 56 handbags which have their own cupboard also
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1 - I'm quite shy really although my cavernous mouth gets carried away
2 - I have 3 tattoo's - 2 of which I love and one hideous drunken 18th birthday mistake
3 - I am built for comfort not for speed
4 - I am paranoid about being followed - anywhere!!
5 - I have a phobia about black toilet seats
and :welcome: to SH! Quote by vodkalush
1 - I'm quite shy really although my cavernous mouth gets carried away
2 - I have 3 tattoo's - 2 of which I love and one hideous drunken 18th birthday mistake
3 - I am built for comfort not for speed
4 - I am paranoid about being followed - anywhere!!
5 - I have a phobia about black toilet seats
:welcome:
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6. I'm quite organised. Except for when other gits come to my house and untidy all my tinned goods and my fridge magnets. 
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6. I'm quite organised. Except for when other gits come to my house and untidy all my tinned goods and my fridge magnets.
were'nt me onest guvner!
6. i have a thing about all tins facing forward and being in rows of the same thing
7. i have to fill my trolley and unpack and repack in a certain order at the supermarket
8. if you move something in my house, even slightly, i will know
9. i have 2 kittens (7 weeks) called Mina and Ozzy
10. i live on my own (some of the above may tell you why
) Sex God
Oh Earthy, your 6 and 8 apply to me too!
Sex God
Quote by Freckledbird
6. I'm quite organised. Except for when other gits come to my house and untidy all my tinned goods and my fridge magnets.
Really, who would do such a thing??? :lol:
Answers on a postcard this way please>>>>>>>>>>>>>>.
Sex God
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11. just remembered, i'm scared of cows
Is that why you are hiding from FB?
:shock: Ooooooo I thought you liked me :cry:
And she's hiding because she knows who did my tins!
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11. just remembered, i'm scared of cows
Is that why you are hiding from FB?
:shock: Ooooooo I thought you liked me :cry:
And she's hiding because she knows who did my tins!
Don't pretend you are offended.....
You moo!!
12) I used to have a pet Jackdaw who could say "Hello".
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sussed! :doh: Sex God
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12. i have a talking budgie called sparky, oh and he's gay
Sex God
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Sex God
I'm not sure what people do and don't know about me, but here goes....
1. I have a pet rabbit (actually I have 2 rabbits...a plastic one and a real one)
2.I can play the violin and the cello
3.I have Hypermobility Syndrome
4.I sneaze when I try to pluck my eyebrows
5.I used to play tennis at county level (although I tend not to tell men that and just wait until they challenge me to a game
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1. I have a pet rabbit (actually I have 2 rabbits...a plastic one and a real one)
2.I can play the violin and the cello
3.I have Hypermobility Syndrome
4.I sneaze when I try to pluck my eyebrows
5.I used to play tennis at county level (although I tend not to tell men that and just wait until they challenge me to a game
) 
Sex God
1. I was once interviewed on Radio 4.
2. I still play vinyl records.
3.I have not been drunk since 1983.
4. I am (very) distantly related by marriage to Kate Winslet.
5. I had my first threesome in 1980.
2. I still play vinyl records.
3.I have not been drunk since 1983.
4. I am (very) distantly related by marriage to Kate Winslet.
5. I had my first threesome in 1980.
1. I used to play hockey for the school and still have the scars to prove it ( girls and hockey sticks - dangerous combination :shock: )
2. I'm more horny in my 40s than my 20s and 30s :twisted:
3. I've been married twice ( never again! )
4. I'm scared of the dark :scared:
5. I have an embarassing collection of Bon Jovi cds ( according to Dai :dry: )
6. I can belly dance
2. I'm more horny in my 40s than my 20s and 30s :twisted:
3. I've been married twice ( never again! )
4. I'm scared of the dark :scared:
5. I have an embarassing collection of Bon Jovi cds ( according to Dai :dry: )
6. I can belly dance
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1) - I am an optimist (it will be ok in the end I know)
2) - I hold 6 'A' levels a degree and a plethora of other cetificate diploma's and awards - but the one i hold dearest is my driving licence
3) - I have the best partner in the history of this planet.
4) - I dont believe in god
5) - I started training as a Minister when I was 21 but due to finding out number 4 had to give it up.
2) - I hold 6 'A' levels a degree and a plethora of other cetificate diploma's and awards - but the one i hold dearest is my driving licence
3) - I have the best partner in the history of this planet.
4) - I dont believe in god
5) - I started training as a Minister when I was 21 but due to finding out number 4 had to give it up.
1. I didn't have an orgasm til I was 23 :shock:
2. An accident with a photocopier resulted in a product redesign and a shield to be fitted to all existing copiers of that model
3. I have spina bifida and am more conscious of the scar on my back than the size of my belly
4. I spent the millenium New Year's Eve sat on a beach in South Africa - I lived in New York at the time so flew New York-London-Capetown and back just for a 5 day trip. So :shock: post-Al Gore yet so
5. I once gave a speech at the House of Lords
2. An accident with a photocopier resulted in a product redesign and a shield to be fitted to all existing copiers of that model
3. I have spina bifida and am more conscious of the scar on my back than the size of my belly
4. I spent the millenium New Year's Eve sat on a beach in South Africa - I lived in New York at the time so flew New York-London-Capetown and back just for a 5 day trip. So :shock: post-Al Gore yet so
5. I once gave a speech at the House of Lords