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1 - I'm quite shy really although my cavernous mouth gets carried away
2 - I have 3 tattoo's - 2 of which I love and one hideous drunken 18th birthday mistake
3 - I am built for comfort not for speed
4 - I am paranoid about being followed - anywhere!!
5 - I have a phobia about black toilet seats
1. i used to play the violin until my nails became more important (as a teenage girl)
2. i have to do things in multiples of 4
3. things have to balance, i cant have one of something, there has to be 2, ie candlesticks, ornaments etc
4. i own 98 pairs of shoes and they are all in their boxes with a picture on the front and in their own cupboard
5. i own 56 handbags which have their own cupboard also
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1 - I'm quite shy really although my cavernous mouth gets carried away
2 - I have 3 tattoo's - 2 of which I love and one hideous drunken 18th birthday mistake
3 - I am built for comfort not for speed
4 - I am paranoid about being followed - anywhere!!
5 - I have a phobia about black toilet seats

wave and :welcome: to SH!
Quote by vodkalush
1 - I'm quite shy really although my cavernous mouth gets carried away
2 - I have 3 tattoo's - 2 of which I love and one hideous drunken 18th birthday mistake
3 - I am built for comfort not for speed
4 - I am paranoid about being followed - anywhere!!
5 - I have a phobia about black toilet seats

:welcome:
6. I'm quite organised. Except for when other gits come to my house and untidy all my tinned goods and my fridge magnets. rolleyes lol
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6. I'm quite organised. Except for when other gits come to my house and untidy all my tinned goods and my fridge magnets. rolleyes lol

were'nt me onest guvner!
6. i have a thing about all tins facing forward and being in rows of the same thing
7. i have to fill my trolley and unpack and repack in a certain order at the supermarket
8. if you move something in my house, even slightly, i will know
9. i have 2 kittens (7 weeks) called Mina and Ozzy
10. i live on my own (some of the above may tell you why redface )
Oh Earthy, your 6 and 8 apply to me too!
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7. i have to fill my trolley and unpack and repack in a certain order at the supermarket

I do that too!! Drives Mrs Kiss crazy when she is trying to unload the trolley onto the conveyor - I put everything on in the order to be packed.
11) I'm scared of balloons. redface
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6. I'm quite organised. Except for when other gits come to my house and untidy all my tinned goods and my fridge magnets. rolleyes lol

Really, who would do such a thing??? :lol:
Answers on a postcard this way please>>>>>>>>>>>>>>.
11. just remembered, i'm scared of cows
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11. just remembered, i'm scared of cows

Is that why you are hiding from FB? dunno
bolt
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11. just remembered, i'm scared of cows

Is that why you are hiding from FB? dunno
bolt
:shock: Ooooooo I thought you liked me :cry:
And she's hiding because she knows who did my tins!
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11. just remembered, i'm scared of cows

Is that why you are hiding from FB? dunno
bolt
:shock: Ooooooo I thought you liked me :cry:
And she's hiding because she knows who did my tins!
innocent :angel:
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11. just remembered, i'm scared of cows

Is that why you are hiding from FB? dunno
bolt
:shock: Ooooooo I thought you liked me :cry:
And she's hiding because she knows who did my tins!
Don't pretend you are offended..... smackbottom
You moo!! rotflmao
12) I used to have a pet Jackdaw who could say "Hello".
12. i have a talking budgie called sparky, oh and he's gay
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12. i have a talking budgie called sparky, oh and he's gay
How do you know he's gay?
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12. i have a talking budgie called sparky, oh and he's gay
How do you know he's gay?
he is way too into mariah carey
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12. i have a talking budgie called sparky, oh and he's gay
How do you know he's gay?
Well when I was round Earthy's house I took this picture... guess which one she's talking about?
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12. i have a talking budgie called sparky, oh and he's gay
How do you know he's gay?
Well when I was round Earthy's house I took this picture... guess which one she's talking about?

oddly enough if it was his swing i would have believed you lol
I'm not sure what people do and don't know about me, but here goes....
1. I have a pet rabbit (actually I have 2 rabbits...a plastic one and a real one)
2.I can play the violin and the cello
3.I have Hypermobility Syndrome
4.I sneaze when I try to pluck my eyebrows
5.I used to play tennis at county level (although I tend not to tell men that and just wait until they challenge me to a game biggrin )
1. I was once interviewed on Radio 4.
2. I still play vinyl records.
3.I have not been drunk since 1983.
4. I am (very) distantly related by marriage to Kate Winslet.
5. I had my first threesome in 1980.
1. I used to play hockey for the school and still have the scars to prove it ( girls and hockey sticks - dangerous combination :shock: )
2. I'm more horny in my 40s than my 20s and 30s :twisted:
3. I've been married twice ( never again! )
4. I'm scared of the dark :scared:
5. I have an embarassing collection of Bon Jovi cds ( according to Dai :dry: )
6. I can belly dance wink
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6. I can belly dance wink

Busily plans the entertainment for the next PP :small-print:
lol
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6. I can belly dance wink

Busily plans the entertainment for the next PP :small-print:
lol
No way!!!!! smackbottom
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6. I can belly dance wink

Busily plans the entertainment for the next PP :small-print:
lol
No way!!!!! smackbottom
Agent Goose! Report to me for your first field assignment! :giggle:
1 - I should be the next Pop Idol
2 - I do an intetesting trick with lemons
3 - Im addicted to Cherry Coke
4 - I speak 4 languages
5 - I can salsa
Minxie x lol
1) - I am an optimist (it will be ok in the end I know)
2) - I hold 6 'A' levels a degree and a plethora of other cetificate diploma's and awards - but the one i hold dearest is my driving licence
3) - I have the best partner in the history of this planet.
4) - I dont believe in god
5) - I started training as a Minister when I was 21 but due to finding out number 4 had to give it up.
1. I didn't have an orgasm til I was 23 :shock:
2. An accident with a photocopier resulted in a product redesign and a shield to be fitted to all existing copiers of that model
3. I have spina bifida and am more conscious of the scar on my back than the size of my belly redface
4. I spent the millenium New Year's Eve sat on a beach in South Africa - I lived in New York at the time so flew New York-London-Capetown and back just for a 5 day trip. So :shock: post-Al Gore yet so cool
5. I once gave a speech at the House of Lords