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..... because it is opening time biggrin ......
... at "The Legs and Arms"
,the false limb deposit bank ..
hmmm will I find a false........
set of teeth and clamp ..
myself firmly to the railings...
of the local council offices..
next to where Fred was.......
glorious abandoned passion when...
.... a traffic warden appeared and ....
slapped a ticket on his ....
long overdue deposit which had
accumulated a lot of interest
from the passing group of ...
Hare Chrishnas playing on their ....
offered them their selection of ...
course they accepted gleefully and ....
each had a willy warmer
which was personally fitted by...
a WI representative to ensure
exact measurements were taken to ...
their fullest extent and kept
on the WIs willy graph ....
... which proves beyond doubt that .....
sex is the new cricket
or at least a grasshopper
which is the new position.....
Kat adopts for bluexxx's strapon