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50 Ways to ditch your swinging partner

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Tell her you can't see her tonight (after a week apart) because you are 'meeting a friend,' forgetting that people who know the truth about you (that you are cheating on her) will let that truth come out - to the right people.
YOU ARE SO FULL OF SHIT
YOU ARE SO FULL OF SHIT
YOU ARE SO FULL OF SHIT
* Wanders off to look for her keys rolleyes
My favourites are
Sending them a pamphlet with the addresses of all the local GUM clinics
or
Telling them that you hope its a girl.
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Sarah that's my trouble I am always too bloody nice.

Aah, shut yer muzzle SB, I know you can bitch, go on, take your best shot, I'm infertile anyway!
:kisses and hugs:
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My favourites are
Sending them a pamphlet with the addresses of all the local GUM clinics
or
Telling them that you hope its a girl.

GUM you have teething problems ? try bonjela !!!
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confused
50 ways to leave your swinging partner.
What an odd title.
Thought you didn't swing. rolleyes

Might be wrong, but you might want to check whether you have the right bunny!
Erm....for the record this thread is not about me or my personal situation.
I can honestly say for the first time I am truly happier than I have ever been. My life is fucking fantastic! :bounce: And no de sade, I don't swing....(well only with some people :twisted: )
But I do say what I see. And some of the ways single guys leave, leaves a lot to be desired (or not confused ).
Thought they could use the inspiration.
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confused
50 ways to leave your swinging partner.
What an odd title.
Thought you didn't swing. rolleyes

Might be wrong, but you might want to check whether you have the right bunny!
Ah! :doh: :doh: :doh:
Sorry, ignore me..................
Im a man so im stupid but this is my opinion,
Isnt a SWINGING PATNER just that, someone you go swinging with, not a boyfriend or girlfriend wife or husband and if someone SAYS they have found another Swinging Partner then SO WHAT ?? find another yourself !
Why all the bitterness over it? Doesnt NSA mean No Strings Attached !!
I have my life and i have my Swinging Lifestyle and never the twain shall meet im not looking to surf the gene pool for the next Mrs Right, im just here to have fun and make friends along the way who i can swing with from time to time.
Sniping at one another gets all of us nowhere and will certainly make it more difficult for those involved to make new friends in the future.
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Im a man so im stupid but this is my opinion,
Isnt a SWINGING PATNER just that, someone you go swinging with, not a boyfriend or girlfriend wife or husband and if someone SAYS they have found another Swinging Partner then SO WHAT ?? find another yourself !
Why all the bitterness over it? Doesnt NSA mean No Strings Attached !!
I have my life and i have my Swinging Lifestyle and never the twain shall meet im not looking to surf the gene pool for the next Mrs Right, im just here to have fun and make friends along the way who i can swing with from time to time.
Sniping at one another gets all of us nowhere and will certainly make it more difficult for those involved to make new friends in the future.

Your right Midlandsman....but i think some people consider this a dating site rather than a swinging site!
OK I have keys now so play nicely mad
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Im a man so im stupid but this is my opinion,

Why would you call yourself stupid just because you're a man? dunno
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Isnt a SWINGING PATNER just that, someone you go swinging with, not a boyfriend or girlfriend wife or husband and if someone SAYS they have found another Swinging Partner then SO WHAT ?? find another yourself !

Depends on the agreement between the parties concerned. And relationships can move on to other levels as the "playing" goes along, eg asking your swing partner to go on the pill 'cause you don't want to use condoms.
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Why all the bitterness over it? Doesnt NSA mean No Strings Attached !!

No one is bitter. A little pissed off yes, but no more than that.
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I have my life and i have my Swinging Lifestyle and never the twain shall meet im not looking to surf the gene pool for the next Mrs Right, im just here to have fun and make friends along the way who i can swing with from time to time.
Sniping at one another gets all of us nowhere and will certainly make it more difficult for those involved to make new friends in the future.

I'm not looking to get involved, God forbid rolleyes
And why should the men behaving badly be protected?
PS Not bitter, warped or twisted.
Very happy infact lol
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Your right Midlandsman....but i think some people consider this a dating site rather than a swinging site!

An 'honest' swingers' site, eh Dave?
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Your right Midlandsman....but i think some people consider this a dating site rather than a swinging site!

An 'honest' swingers' site, eh Dave?
You goner start a rant on me then!
I have my keys jangling on the end of the twisty rope. If the jangling noise doesn't act as enough of a warning then it should do. I'm racing Dawn now to lock this thread.
rolleyes :roll:
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Im a man so im stupid but this is my opinion,
Isnt a SWINGING PATNER just that, someone you go swinging with, not a boyfriend or girlfriend wife or husband and if someone SAYS they have found another Swinging Partner then SO WHAT ?? find another yourself !

Same goes for your dancing partner or your bridge partner or anyone else you associate with. If you wish to end the association, there are more tactful ways to approach it than "So what?"
They are a human being and deserve to be treated with respect !!! Swinger or not !
And the final way to leave your lover?
Tell them they are a cheating lying scumbag, amoeba beneath your feet and you've nothing left to say!
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They are a human being and deserve to be treated with respect !!! Swinger or not !

:happy:
Respect.
Now, can we please cool this thread down and take the mud slinging to PM. Ta.
Can a mod please lock this thread.
It's time to move on :P
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Can a mod please lock this thread.
It's time to move on :P

It would be my pleasure