1. Put them on msn block
2. Ignore all phone calls, pm's and text messages untill they go away
3. Arrive at pre-arranged meet with someone else.
Please add yours......
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Sex God
Dump them at a munch 
Sex God
oh dear, something happened I should know about?????????
I am VERY fond of my swinging partner and my other swinging friends.
Carn't we have a day when we are all nice to each other? please
I am VERY fond of my swinging partner and my other swinging friends.
Carn't we have a day when we are all nice to each other? please
Quote by Sarah
oh dear, something happened I should know about?????????
I am VERY fond of my swinging partner and my other swinging friends.
Carn't we have a day when we are all nice to each other? please
Yes something happened, and we all sympathised with HIM when he was hurting....but then he conducts himself as a cad.
So why be nice?
That's why the girlies are always getting played for fools on here, because nobody wants to speak up.
We're not mentioning names.......
Quote by Happy Cats
1. Put them on msn block
2. Ignore all phone calls, pm's and text messages untill they go away
3. Arrive at pre-arranged meet with someone else.
Please add yours......
You could be a coward and do all 3!
No, sorry thats ridiculous.
Happy Cats, can you say the ridiculous bit again?
But this time really loud and bould please
7: Post a thread on the Forum saying "so and so is DUMPED!"
8: Super-glue his penis to his thigh? :shock:
9: Handcuff him to the bed, invite the whole of SH around to your house and let him listen to the massive gang-bang going on downstairs with you making the most noise?
:twisted:
10: Send him a wreath with "The swinger is dead" on it?
8: Super-glue his penis to his thigh? :shock:
9: Handcuff him to the bed, invite the whole of SH around to your house and let him listen to the massive gang-bang going on downstairs with you making the most noise?
:twisted:
10: Send him a wreath with "The swinger is dead" on it?
Hmmm well I have heard that you...
just drop off a quay, Lee
make a new plan, Stan..
but of course I may be wrong.....
On a serious note? Just be honest and tell 'em. If you just ignore them without telling them first they may be left thinking anything...maybe you had an accident, maybe you lost their details and are desperately trying to get in touch... much easier (and politer) just to be up-front.
all IMHO of course!
just drop off a quay, Lee
make a new plan, Stan..
but of course I may be wrong.....
On a serious note? Just be honest and tell 'em. If you just ignore them without telling them first they may be left thinking anything...maybe you had an accident, maybe you lost their details and are desperately trying to get in touch... much easier (and politer) just to be up-front.
all IMHO of course!
Quote by Happy Cats
1. Put them on msn block
2. Ignore all phone calls, pm's and text messages untill they go away
3. Arrive at pre-arranged meet with someone else.
Please add yours......
You could be a coward and do all 3!
No, sorry thats ridiculous.
Hang on, I've got it.
You could be a man and tell the person upfront before moving on.
No, sorry, now that isRIDICULOUS
Quote by Happy Cats
1. Put them on msn block
2. Ignore all phone calls, pm's and text messages untill they go away
3. Arrive at pre-arranged meet with someone else.
Please add yours......
You could be a coward and do all 3!
No, sorry thats ridiculous.
Hang on, I've got it.
You could be a man and tell the person upfront before moving on.
No, sorry, now that is RIDICULOUS
That's better!
Sexpert
If its a woman with a hygene problem, you could take a leaf out of the late great Douglas Adams' book and say "so long and thanks for all the fish" ewwww. Sorry. I cant believe I just said that.
Seriously, just say its over. Its honest and to the point. Dont wrap it in cotton wool but dont wrap it in a wrecking ball either.
If someone has done something to lose your trust or to not deserve your intimate pleasures anymore, then the loss of that will be punishment enough and more.
Seriously, just say its over. Its honest and to the point. Dont wrap it in cotton wool but dont wrap it in a wrecking ball either.
If someone has done something to lose your trust or to not deserve your intimate pleasures anymore, then the loss of that will be punishment enough and more.
Sexpert
Quote by Various people
1. Put them on msn block
2. Ignore all phone calls, pm's and text messages untill they go away
3. Arrive at pre-arranged meet with someone else.
4. Dump them at a munch
5. Give up swinging.
6. Move country
7. Fake your own death.
8. Let everyone else tell them!
9. Post a thread on the Forum saying "so and so is DUMPED!"
10. Super-glue his penis to his thigh?
11. Handcuff him to the bed, invite the whole of SH around to your house and let him listen to the massive gang-bang going on downstairs with you making the most noise?
12. Stick superglue on the seat
13. Cut the chains at the highest point (huh?)
14. Go on a merry-go-round (eh? a figure-of-speech? you mean shag everyone else?)
15: Send him a wreath with "The swinger is dead" on it?
And combinations of...
16. Posting on here should do the trick.
17. Sing to them: "just drop off a quay, Lee" / "make a new plan, Stan.."
18. Tell them u have found a better shag
19. Put yours and some random female's name down for a munch already booked by you and (ex) swing partner.
20. Have some feminine items of underware scattered on bedroom floor
21. Whilst fucking her doggy style ..hard..call out another womans name ( bucking bronko )
22. Give her a one way plane ticket and offer to drop her off at airport
23. Tell the person upfront before moving on (the respectable way)
24. Tell him you've gone vanilla
25. Tell her your insurance doesn't cover her anymore and you're trading her in for a younger model
26. Get someone else to do it
27. Put a single guy ad in the Men Looking For Women section, complete with cock pic, and tell her it is just so that 'people know what I look like'.
Jeez... We're rather good at ideas for this aren't we. How depressing. Let's hope we're capable of thinking of as many ideas for getting into relationships! (er... I have seen chat-up line lists, oh dear!)
Having said that, I'm getting inventive now:
28. Hire a skywriter to write "you're dumped <name>" and take them on a walk in the area.
29. Give them "relate"'s/other break-up counselling service's phone number and tell them to make an appointment for one.
30. Write out an expired warranty for yourself as their partner and give it to them, saying you need to be taken back to the shop for replacement.
31. Hire an advert agency to do one in the ad-break in her favourite show to tell her she's dumped.
32. Write her a letter to explain (especially if she lives with you). Or send an email.
33. Get some flowers sent to yourself when you're with them, from your new partner/a random name you just made up "With love and kisses".
34. Offer to drive them back to singleville (similarities with 22).
35. If it's going to be a few months away, plant some flowering plants in a pattern to spell "you're dumped" or appropriate in their garden, then when they flower, hey presto!
None of which I've ever done or would intend to do (apart from the respectable no. 23)
Sex God
Just slip off the rubber, Bubba
Make a new ad, Brad
You don’t need to be sorry, Lorrie
Just listen to me
Get back on the train, Wayne
You don’t need no more pain, Shane
Just drop off the slave, Dave
And get yourself three. :twisted:
Make a new ad, Brad
You don’t need to be sorry, Lorrie
Just listen to me
Get back on the train, Wayne
You don’t need no more pain, Shane
Just drop off the slave, Dave
And get yourself three. :twisted:
Sex God
Quote by Ice Pie
Just slip off the rubber, Bubba
Make a new ad, Brad
You don’t need to be sorry, Lorrie
Just listen to me
Get back on the train, Wayne
You don’t need no more pain, Shane
Just drop off the slave, Dave
And get yourself three. :twisted:
They ought to give you a recording contract, Ice - on the Pye label of course.
Sex God
Quote by Andy_Wakefield
If its a woman with a hygene problem, you could take a leaf out of the late great Douglas Adams' book and say "so long and thanks for all the fish" ewwww. Sorry. I cant believe I just said that.
:shock:
Andy! I can't believe you said that either. Euuuuwwwwwwwwwww!Now get yourself down here and clean off the coffee I just spat at my monitor :lol2:
T-J
