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Hi Gretchen and welcome to SH. Our 5,000th member!
Have fun in the forum!
I believe your name is of Teutonic extraction isn't it? Very popular in Germanic countries rather than the UK... Kat is going to love you! He has a penchant for German penfirends. But watch out, he is very wicked - and needs a slap frequently as Kit will tell you!
Sappho xxx
Have fun in the forum!
I believe your name is of Teutonic extraction isn't it? Very popular in Germanic countries rather than the UK... Kat is going to love you! He has a penchant for German penfirends. But watch out, he is very wicked - and needs a slap frequently as Kit will tell you!
Sappho xxx
Sex God
Hi Gretchen, and welcome!! :welcome:
There will be a lot of people who are very pleased to see your return after your all to brief appearance last night. :bounce:
In order to avoid any further conspiracy theories - do tell us a little more about yourself, especially your location. I am afraid that having praised KitKat so fully in your opening post will only have aroused further suspicion. :undecided:
Have lots of fun and we all await your future posts with interest.
There will be a lot of people who are very pleased to see your return after your all to brief appearance last night. :bounce:
In order to avoid any further conspiracy theories - do tell us a little more about yourself, especially your location. I am afraid that having praised KitKat so fully in your opening post will only have aroused further suspicion. :undecided:
Have lots of fun and we all await your future posts with interest.
and join in, I'm sure Wilma or Sappho will have you enroled in the Swinging Heaven WI before you're coffee's gone cold.
:wave: :wave: and congratulations on becoming the 5000th Inmate. 
Please, please, please tell us more about yourself :undecided:
Sex God
GRETCHEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I've been longing to meet you....
Hello...... 8) 8) 8) 8) 8)
Hello...... 8) 8) 8) 8) 8)
thanks for the welcomes that is nice. why is fred paranoid? why do i have to prove myself? have i upset someone? sorry if i did.
i just wanted to have some fun and this seemed the place to start it off. did i win something? a bit like being the 10,000 person in the supermarket do i get to run my trolley around swinging heaven and collect all the men i can in 5 minutes? i would like htat.
i just wanted to have some fun and this seemed the place to start it off. did i win something? a bit like being the 10,000 person in the supermarket do i get to run my trolley around swinging heaven and collect all the men i can in 5 minutes? i would like htat.
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: Quote by MISSCHIEF
The thought of Fred and the Sarge muttering away about women drivers whilst being sped about in a shopping trolley - excellent!
Dya know - the more I see of this the more I smell a rat or even a little chick!
Your just trying to bait me Misschief - ain't ya?
:wink: We all know once she turned the first corner she would be lost and we would all end up walking home - again!
:x Fred
Hiya Gretchen,
And Welcome
Don't worry about the cynical deadbeats in here, you have walked into an intensive debate about who would be the 5000th person to sign in.
Becuase of the anonymous nature of the forum, it would be very easy for you to be an existing member with a secret identity!
Hence the interrogation and suspicious glances in your direction.
It is the type of thing that happens a great deal in here, it is all just in fun! :happy:
lhk
Kat
And Welcome
Don't worry about the cynical deadbeats in here, you have walked into an intensive debate about who would be the 5000th person to sign in.
Becuase of the anonymous nature of the forum, it would be very easy for you to be an existing member with a secret identity!
Hence the interrogation and suspicious glances in your direction. It is the type of thing that happens a great deal in here, it is all just in fun! :happy:
lhk
Kat
ops: Kat
many thanks for your welcome i thought for a while that something was wrong but you have made me feel better i liked your postings and thought that others here were good too
i live in masham the home of the famous beer but it is very small and not many here think like me or maybe they do and i don't know about it
many thanks for your welcome i thought for a while that something was wrong but you have made me feel better i liked your postings and thought that others here were good too
i live in masham the home of the famous beer but it is very small and not many here think like me or maybe they do and i don't know about it
Gretchen... we have more in common
great restaurant in Masham just down from gorgeous deli..
and then there is the pottery
( Rowan pottery I have several pieces... ) under the arch next to the pub ( that would not allow kids in ) across from Glass blowers...
seem to recall a nice lingerie shop as welll... mmmm
FIne place been many times
Gmanxxx
great restaurant in Masham just down from gorgeous deli..
and then there is the pottery
( Rowan pottery I have several pieces... ) under the arch next to the pub ( that would not allow kids in ) across from Glass blowers...
seem to recall a nice lingerie shop as welll... mmmm
FIne place been many times
Gmanxxx
