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Quote by WendySteve
Some people have more than one account..............
So the figures IMO are an indication only..................

This is true as my hubby has an account, what can I say we enjoy flirting with each other as well, (insane really). This could be a good point to ask a question. How can I change my user name without incurring costs? as people get confused as to whether I am male or female. I know - too lazy to check profile biggrin
..................They have to ask with a pair of tits like that??????? sillyhwoar:
We can do many things as Mods, but not name changes. That is up to Admin as to whether they charge you or not.
(just sweet talk them! lol )
Mal
wink
Quote by Darkfire
he could have dug himself out of that one - until he enlightened us as to what he really thinks of women and insulted one of our own. Wolf pack or not, he deserved that, imo.

Very true, wasn't defending him, really. I think he was a type first think later kinda guy.
Hopefully he'll learn a lesson, if not he's not going to have much luck anyway.
H.x
Quote by Dawn_Mids

:doh: :doh: :doh: :doh:
. . . . and I've been drinking bluuuuddy pineapple juice all week rolleyes
:doh: :doh: :doh: :doh:

Does that really work dunno
Dawn .......
Hell yes it works!
I was a real no bj woman until Morbius started drinking Pineapple Juice ... no longer :twisted:
Cx
Quote by Sarah
Some people have more than one account..............
So the figures IMO are an indication only..................

This is true as my hubby has an account, what can I say we enjoy flirting with each other as well, (insane really). This could be a good point to ask a question. How can I change my user name without incurring costs? as people get confused as to whether I am male or female. I know - too lazy to check profile biggrin
With an av like that, people need to ask??
:shock:
send them to spec savers!!
Jst had a boring one before, so thought this was more approprate. and if the popcorn is on offer, I like sweet and sticky please lol
Quote by Calista

:doh: :doh: :doh: :doh:
. . . . and I've been drinking bluuuuddy pineapple juice all week rolleyes
:doh: :doh: :doh: :doh:

Does that really work dunno
Dawn .......
Hell yes it works!
I was a real no bj woman until Morbius started drinking Pineapple Juice ... no longer :twisted:
Cx
..............you mean drinking Pineapple juice doesn't makes it longer?? :shock:
bollocks!! sad
Mal
wink
Whats the score with pineapples juice, this could be interesting
lol
Quote by Calista

:doh: :doh: :doh: :doh:
. . . . and I've been drinking bluuuuddy pineapple juice all week rolleyes
:doh: :doh: :doh: :doh:

Does that really work dunno
Dawn .......
Hell yes it works!
I was a real no bj woman until Morbius started drinking Pineapple Juice ... no longer :twisted:
Cx
I love giving bj's but have to say the end taste isn't always wonderful.
Tomorrow I'm off to buy pineapple juice and force Ian to drink it :lol2:
Dawnie - have you told Calista the default setting??? rotflmao
Morbius wont be chuffed!! lol
Mal
wink
Quote by Dawn_Mids

:doh: :doh: :doh: :doh:
. . . . and I've been drinking bluuuuddy pineapple juice all week rolleyes
:doh: :doh: :doh: :doh:

Does that really work dunno
You know Dawnie . . . . .
I really don't know redface
I can remember, more than once, at work in the truck, dramatically cutting down my tea intake all week while away. Drinking little other than bottled water or fresh, unsweetened pineapple juice. With the intent of conducting a very scientific experiment during the following weekends.
But for some reason or another, I never actually managed to coincide the week of reduced tea, nicotine, strong flavoured foods etc with being around/with a "reluctant" fan of the jizz :shock: :cry:
Applications for the position of research assistant HERE please :grin: :grin: :grin:
Quote by Mal
..............you mean drinking Pineapple juice doesn't makes it longer?? :shock:
bollocks!! sad
Mal
wink

Try tying the carton of juice to the end and let it swing rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Quote by Mal
Some people have more than one account..............
So the figures IMO are an indication only..................

This is true as my hubby has an account, what can I say we enjoy flirting with each other as well, (insane really). This could be a good point to ask a question. How can I change my user name without incurring costs? as people get confused as to whether I am male or female. I know - too lazy to check profile biggrin
..................They have to ask with a pair of tits like that??????? sillyhwoar:
We can do many things as Mods, but not name changes. That is up to Admin as to whether they charge you or not.
(just sweet talk them! lol )
Mal
wink
and where do they hang out then? dunno
Quote by Mal
Dawnie - have you told Calista the default setting??? rotflmao
Morbius wont be chuffed!! lol
Mal
wink

I did mention that they might want to change it but you never know :giggle:
Quote by Mal
Dawnie - have you told Calista the default setting??? rotflmao
Morbius wont be chuffed!! lol
Mal
wink

I've fallen over the sofa laughing about it Mal :rotflmao:
He's words weren't suitable to reprint :shock:
Cx
instead of popcorn in "time like this"
since it is the summer months and the weather is gorgeous... can we come up with an alternative....
i just bolted down the for a tub of ice cream.....smile (double cream vanilla ice cream with molten honeycomb chips here!!!)
Quote by Dawn_Mids
..............you mean drinking Pineapple juice doesn't makes it longer?? :shock:
bollocks!! sad
Mal
wink

Try tying the carton of juice to the end and let it swing rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
:rotflmao: I have an image of Ian being forcefed pineapple juice through a funnel and now I have an image of mal wearing a carton as a weight LMFAO
I need a lie down !
Cx
Quote by fabio grooverider
instead of popcorn in "time like this"
since it is the summer months and the weather is gorgeous... can we come up with an alternative....

A selection of various types of melon pieces, fresh English raspberries, sliced kiwi fruit, maybe a couple of lime slices :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by WendySteve
Some people have more than one account..............
So the figures IMO are an indication only..................

This is true as my hubby has an account, what can I say we enjoy flirting with each other as well, (insane really). This could be a good point to ask a question. How can I change my user name without incurring costs? as people get confused as to whether I am male or female. I know - too lazy to check profile biggrin
..................They have to ask with a pair of tits like that??????? sillyhwoar:
We can do many things as Mods, but not name changes. That is up to Admin as to whether they charge you or not.
(just sweet talk them! lol )
Mal
wink
and where do they hang out then? dunno
As soon as...........
I've got this...........................
bloody carton...................
swinging, I'll let you know!!! redface
Actually, just send a PM to 'Admin', that'll get to them, but if this string keeps getting tighter I'm gonna tell 'em to charge you a pile!!!! :upset:
Mal
:wink:
Quote by Calista
..............you mean drinking Pineapple juice doesn't makes it longer?? :shock:
bollocks!! sad
Mal
wink

Try tying the carton of juice to the end and let it swing rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
:rotflmao: I have an image of Ian being forcefed pineapple juice through a funnel and now I have an image of mal wearing a carton as a weight LMFAO
I need a lie down !
Cx
I've got an orange juice carton, will that do???
lol
Quote by Mal
Some people have more than one account..............
So the figures IMO are an indication only..................

This is true as my hubby has an account, what can I say we enjoy flirting with each other as well, (insane really). This could be a good point to ask a question. How can I change my user name without incurring costs? as people get confused as to whether I am male or female. I know - too lazy to check profile biggrin
..................They have to ask with a pair of tits like that??????? sillyhwoar:
We can do many things as Mods, but not name changes. That is up to Admin as to whether they charge you or not.
(just sweet talk them! lol )
Mal
wink
and where do they hang out then? dunno
As soon as...........
I've got this...........................
bloody carton...................
swinging, I'll let you know!!! redface
Actually, just send a PM to 'Admin', that'll get to them, but if this string keeps getting tighter I'm gonna tell 'em to charge you a pile!!!! :upset:
Mal
:wink:
If you've got a pile then can I suggest you chage the place you're hanging it :shock:
Cx
Well Mal.
Puts a whole new meaning to the swingers clubs. lol
Quote by Mal
. . . but if this string keeps getting tighter I'm gonna tell 'em to charge you a pile!!!! :upset:
Mal
wink

Eeeeeeuuuuwwww
Quote by Calista
Some people have more than one account..............
So the figures IMO are an indication only..................

This is true as my hubby has an account, what can I say we enjoy flirting with each other as well, (insane really). This could be a good point to ask a question. How can I change my user name without incurring costs? as people get confused as to whether I am male or female. I know - too lazy to check profile biggrin
..................They have to ask with a pair of tits like that??????? sillyhwoar:
We can do many things as Mods, but not name changes. That is up to Admin as to whether they charge you or not.
(just sweet talk them! lol )
Mal
wink
and where do they hang out then? dunno
As soon as...........
I've got this...........................
bloody carton...................
swinging, I'll let you know!!! redface
Actually, just send a PM to 'Admin', that'll get to them, but if this string keeps getting tighter I'm gonna tell 'em to charge you a pile!!!! :upset:
Mal
:wink:
If you've got a pile then can I suggest you chage the place you're hanging it :shock:
Cx
Oh my God, I can't cope any more rotflmao :rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:
I've shed some tears this weekend for many reasons but you have to stop this thread before I go through my knickers surprisedops:
:rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:
Quote by WendySteve
Whats the score with pineapples juice, this could be interesting
lol

Here's just one of quite a few threads wink
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/40204.html
Well that does it. I am off to the supermarket, bolt and to petition goverment to start making it a legal requirement for all men
blast
lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
Quote by WendySteve
Well that does it. I am off to the supermarket, blast and to petition goverment to start making it a legal requirement for all men
:blast:
lol :lol: :lol: :lol:

Seconded :thumbup:
Cx
Quote by Calista
Well that does it. I am off to the supermarket, blast and to petition goverment to start making it a legal requirement for all men
:blast:
lol :lol: :lol: :lol:

Seconded :thumbup:
Cx
I like pineapple jiuce. Will get some this week.
As with all things it's a matter of taste, I think it's more down to the guy than what they drink or eat. Some I find irresistable, some not so.
Trouble is there's only one way to find out.
Ah, the things we do in the name of science......
H.x
Quote by H-x
As with all things it's a matter of taste, I think it's more down to the guy than what they drink or eat. Some I find irresistable, some not so.
Trouble is there's only one way to find out.
Ah, the things we do in the name of science......
H.x

Was that a request for volunteers? I guess your PM box will creak soon ;)
LOL
Cx
Quote by H-x
As with all things it's a matter of taste, I think it's more down to the guy than what they drink or eat. Some I find irresistable, some not so.
Trouble is there's only one way to find out.
Ah, the things we do in the name of science......
H.x

Well I wonder if universitys will offer an ology in it lol
Quote by WendySteve
As with all things it's a matter of taste, I think it's more down to the guy than what they drink or eat. Some I find irresistable, some not so.
Trouble is there's only one way to find out.
Ah, the things we do in the name of science......
H.x

Well I wonder if universitys will offer an ology in it lol
Is that what it means when they say in their ads they 'give 'O' '???
Mal
wink