52 orgasms or bridget jones new film?

25 Nov 2004

wild rose cant decide which she would prefer this evening can you help her out
staggy
feeling fit

25 Nov 2004

Cut down the orgasms from 52 to 51 then you'll have time to see Bridget at the movies as well - getting to that 52nd orgasm is always the most time consuming one. wink

25 Nov 2004

Back row of the cinema and try for both :twisted:

25 Nov 2004

unfortunatley / fortunately its not he 52nd orgam that takes time, once they start they dont stop, its the getting her to admit she has had enough thats the hard bit.
so its bridget or orgasms, theres no in between, maybe we should wait till it comes out on rental at least then we could have sex and the movie together????

25 Nov 2004

Quote by Mister_Discreet
Back row of the cinema and try for both :twisted:

too darned noisey for that option we wold be thrown out!!!

25 Nov 2004

Go to the 5 0'clock screening of the movie and you can get back home earlier for the 52 orgasms he helpfully said - at PM. rolleyes

25 Nov 2004

It's good, but it's not great...
I'm refering to Bridget Jones of course, but there is lots of fucking in it.
Not many other swear words though.

25 Nov 2004

wasnt that four weddings and a funeral that had the multiple fucks,
Anyway isnt it about time you did a xmas avatar chris?
and ..................
what the fuck did you do to the rug last night mate, the washing macine is still trying to get it
staggy and wild ose

25 Nov 2004

Thanks for that rolleyes

It's on rinse hold you numpty, press the rinse hold button and it will empty, rinse and spin. It's to prevent it from starting to dry out in the washing mashine, out of shape and smelling of damp...
Some people lol

25 Nov 2004

I thought Bridget Jones 2 was the worst film i have ever seen

25 Nov 2004

I can't vouch for that, as I don't know what films you have seen, the worst film I have ever seen was either Any Given Sunday, or a different one.

25 Nov 2004

You could always watch bridget jones and see how many orgasms you can have before a pair of large pants appears in the film lol

25 Nov 2004

wild rose says whats wrong with large pants, THEY ARE COMFY AND PRACTICAL!!!
staggy quips but not half as sexy as the ones she leant me to wear yesterday and now she moans ive wrecked them , pink lacy with little flowers and now a rather large bulge in the front!!!!

25 Nov 2004

Well judging by the first Bridget Jones film i would strongly reccomend reading the book instead,much,much of course you can do that after the 52nd biggrin

25 Nov 2004

or inbetween the orgasims
hehehehehehe
jaky

25 Nov 2004

Quote by The Shadow
I thought Bridget Jones 2 was the worst film i have ever seen

Not surprised it's got Pugh Grant in it
That man cannot act rolleyes

Mark

25 Nov 2004

Quote by Mister_Discreet
Back row of the cinema and try for both :twisted:

our preferred option :shock: 69position

:shock:

25 Nov 2004

Hey! I love Hugh Grant - he's great....
:twisted:

26 Nov 2004

I'd rather stick pins in my cock than watch Miss B Jones in that movie of hers!..
#mind you.. ive only seen the first one... dont think ill be seeing the second one. Unless
Al pacino pops up all guns a blazing!!

26 Nov 2004

Love Actually now theres a film..I was determined to hate it/slag it off..and there that opening scene where they secretly filmed people in the airport - and I was about ready to blub!
I'd like to think SH is like that airport :undecided:

26 Nov 2004

well we went to see it tonight and it was realy funny wsell worth seeing, if you liked the first bj film go see this one

26 Nov 2004

We saw it tonight too. Thought it was ok but not as good as the first one.

26 Nov 2004

its always the same with films, the first one is great then the sequal cant quite make it to be equally as good

26 Nov 2004

Quote by lil_miz_naughty_0204
its always the same with films, the first one is great then the sequal cant quite make it to be equally as good

Except Lord of the Rings..they just got better.

26 Nov 2004

I refused to see any of them after my nephew forced me to go to the first one

26 Nov 2004

Quote by lil_miz_naughty_0204
I refused to see any of them after my nephew forced me to go to the first one

Well if nothing else they would have kept you in a warm dry place for four hours each time. You could have caught up on lost sleep. lol

:lol: :lol:

26 Nov 2004

more like talked me into spending more and more money on hot dogs and popcorn and of course large cokes to ruin their innocent little smiles soon enough,lol

27 Nov 2004

That's what aunts are for...

27 Nov 2004

Quote by lil_miz_naughty_0204
its always the same with films, the first one is great then the sequal cant quite make it to be equally as good

Seen it tonight. Very romantic - occasionally funny - would have swapped it for orgasms any day,
AND I've met guys on SH who can knock Grant and Firth into touch!!!!!!!!!
Jezzay

27 Nov 2004

I wish you wouldn't talk about me that way Jezzay surprised

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(PS:J and I haven't actually ever met)