On my computer it says there are 5,555 people online now.
This surely must be an omen?
If you divide that number by 55 you get 101. Room 101 is the room in Big Brother where the worst thing in the world is. It is also the number of an ill-fated airship.
If you add 101 together you get 2, unless you are using binary, in which case it is... GAHHHHH! FIVE !!!!!
Furthermore, that crap pop group were called Five, Channel Five is terrible, There were FIVE horsemen of the apocalypse (Masturbation got lost self indulging himself somewhere on the highway to hell so he often gets left off as he only turns up late, stained and a little flustered)
Half of the Ten commandments is five and if you divide all the ten commandments in half, they make no sense. There were five gospels, Matthew, Mark, Luke, John and Geoffrey (admittedly, his is hard to find) and whatsmore Jesus himself was born around 5AD at 5am, there were 5 wise men (the sixth one who told the story said there were three and stupid people believed him), Noah took five animals onto the ark with him (He didn't bother with the fish or ducks, which now must all be evil). What is more weird is the Mayan calendar said the world will end in 2012 (it didn't but hey ho, let's not get bogged down in that) and if you add 2-0-1-2 together you get.... FIVE!
There's something afoot I tell you. New site, new look, new people and now this. I think there is a dreadful secret soon to be told...
There's a conspiracy afoot I tell ye... take cover now while you can.
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Oh no, hang on, it's changed to 5542. Panic over.
yeah but if you devide that by...OOOOMMMMGGGGGGG phhht
lp
I bet I still won't get a shag off _any_ of them tonight!
what do you mean 'in my case', I'll have you know that, errm...well errr
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lp
it's always that Jiminny and his numbers innit?
bastard, never trusted him
lp
It is indeed, that bloody cricket has a lot to answer for...
And how many bowls in an over of cricket? Five! And then they bowl another one just to keep you off the scent...
See? He doesn't fool me, him and that woodnosed bloody liar-friend of his...
five stumps too... I THINK YOUR ONTO SOMETHING THERE.
no strings on me!
lp
When you wish upon a star...
All Women should wear wonderbra's...
Dum Dee Dum Dee Dum Dee Dum Dee Dum
Dum
Dum..
Are you a real boy yet? There was a string on me once. A G-string! (Guffaw! Slaps Thigh in hearty laughter...)
No! No! I'm kidding, there really wasn't. Mrs Res wears Marks and Sparks finest comfybums.
Have they gone yet?
:borg:
Black... Let's count the letters... one, two, three, four...f...
Ummm...
Whips... One, two, three, four..fi...
Erm...
(Turns on Charm and really awful Joey from friends impersonation) "Hey... How you doin? Wanna see my flashing codpiece?"
(whispers: Is that how you do it? The last time I spoke to a real girl I expectorated into my netherpants)
Res...I've just discovered five fingers & five toes attached to each limb. What should I do? :shock:
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I kinda like it on Insanity. The views of the "normal people" are quite astounding on a clear day.
Can we have a bar? Can we have a bar serving Pan-galactic gargle blasters? With extra lemon? I could rather use one right now.
Have we finally escaped Enid Blighter? I don't recall a book entitled "Feral Five go wild on the planet Insanity"- but there were 5 of the little buggers...
I am one of five children.
The fifth of five in fact.
:twisted:
yeah, you know what she's like
