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Quote by Clare_Lincs
Direction of the scariest,biggest most horrible........

My Little Pony Reunion, when suddenly........
the shop keeper suddenly appears........
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then someone said who gives a toss

.... but Dark Forces were stiring, and a .............
Blinding light from somewhere over
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Blinding light from somewhere over

Misscief's shoulder..........
Quote by Keith3006
Blinding light from somewhere over

Misscief's shoulder..........
Showed that the cigarette had still to ...........
be thrown from the doggers car window
which left only one conclusion........................
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which left only one conclusion........................

Never wear flares when having a pee.........
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which left only one conclusion........................

Never wear flares when having a pee.........
without first taking them off and preventing.............
raindrops from falling on to the delicate .........
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raindrops from falling on to the delicate .........

Suede of her crutchless knickers, around her
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raindrops from falling on to the delicate .........

Suede of her crutchless knickers, around her
ankles,while bending over in a ladylike.............
Quote by Clare_Lincs
ankles,while bending over in a ladylike.............

......squat, whistleing, trying not to trump... unfortunatley........
Rumbling was heard or was that thunder
or the shuffel of doggers as they..................
shuffled up to the windows one by ................................
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shuffled up to the windows one by ................................

they could only see a car seat..............
THE END .................... or is it ?
No It was too good a thread to let Die.......... Big Bump
wink Chapter 2
Meanwhile, back at the Ranch.......
the horses were restless
There was an eerie, kind of musty stench in the air.......
..that was ringing bells in his head,where had he smelled that before....
the cowboy took a drag and said
..Godamn! these nights are all too much.....
So, after cleaning his Penis Pump....
he set about writing a new song
Quote by Lil_Bunny
he set about writing a new song

about a lil bunny which burrowed
further and further and further down