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Sex God
Quote by makali
...would be all right anyway because, strangely...
It had eaten a tin of spinach
Sex God
Quote by frogster
It had eaten a tin of spinach
:lol: :lol: ....and was smoking a pipe full of....
Orgasminator
which for some reason caused it to
Sex God
Quote by Redbird
which for some reason caused it to
Produce a yellow florescent vomit substance, however………
Sex God
to bring this to the top again..........
Orgasminator
duet accompanied by
Sex God
Quote by justloveit
which was now covered all over with ...........
Yellow vomit and unicorn dust. She pulled...
Sex God
Quote by Clare_Lincs
and tugged and pulled and tugged but.............
..couldn't get the vibrator out of her....
Sex God
Quote by westerross
and tugged and pulled and tugged but.............
..couldn't get the vibrator out of her....
... freezer where she hid it when Blobby ...
Sex God
Quote by J3diMast3r
... freezer where she hid it when Blobby ...
...started licking it and sticking it in his....
Sex God
Quote by Steve_Lincs
that it looked and tasted like a.........................
Hastily eaten half digested tin of spinach.............
Sex God
Revealed a long lost golden orb that…………….
Orgasminator
to the MTV Awards after party....
Warming the Bed
Mind. Meanwhile in the woods something stirred......
(We needed some punctuation there folks !)
S8
xxx
(We needed some punctuation there folks !)
S8
xxx
Orgasminator
... a great big trouser snake slowly
