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Keith3006
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in the style of Marmalaids courgette .....
She sliced, diced, and fried the mushrooms
Re__Lapse
Sex God
tomatoes and bacon, toast anyone
Keith3006
Sexpert
Quote by Re-Lapse
tomatoes and bacon, toast anyone

Pass it over Marmalaid, there's a pet
Unknown User
, amazing
westerross
Sex God
Quote by Keith3006
tomatoes and bacon, toast anyone

Pass it over Marmalaid, there's a pet
But when he bit into the bacon he found....
Keith3006
Sexpert
Quote by westerross
tomatoes and bacon, toast anyone

Pass it over Marmalaid, there's a pet
But when he bit into the bacon he found....
It began to swell in his mouth
Unknown User
Quote by Keith3006
It began to swell in his mouth

Not unlike a great big squirmy juicy .............
Unknown User
Dragon's spiked long green super magik tail
Keith3006
Sexpert
Quote by Clare_Lincs
It began to swell in his mouth

Not unlike a great big squirmy juicy .............
Epiglottis, which he'd accidently bitten off ..........
Starsign_2
Sexpert
Quote by Keith3006
It began to swell in his mouth

Not unlike a great big squirmy juicy .............
Epiglottis, which he'd accidently bitten off ..........
And spat it back in the general direction
sophiebifem and nige
Unknown User
of the kfc eating fairy who had....
Calista
Sex God
Quote by Benz2502
of the kfc eating fairy who had....

given a dose of piles to her
westerross
Sex God
Quote by Calista
[given a dose of piles to her

..elbow, which is strange in view of...
Unknown User
broomstick which made these really unfortunate woodworm
Keith3006
Sexpert
Quote by Benz2502
broomstick which made these really unfortunate woodworm

Crawl into a warm damp place for.....
frogster
Sex God
Quote by Keith3006
Crawl into a warm damp place for.....

fear of being abducted by the pink.........
RSAB2
Sex God
Knickers that had just been tossed from ...
Re__Lapse
Sex God
A flying elephants rear quarters
frogster
Sex God
Now, Tigger had been watching all this..........
westerross
Sex God
Quote by frogster
Now, Tigger had been watching all this..........

...through his elbow, which is strange really, because...
Keith3006
Sexpert
Quote by frogster
Now, Tigger had been watching all this..........

and pulled lass inside the cage, to......
westerross
Sex God
Quote by Keith3006
Now, Tigger had been watching all this..........

and pulled lass inside the cage, to......
..examine his elbow, which is strange really, because...
frogster
Sex God
Quote by westerross
..examine his elbow, which is strange really, because...

he was really examining Poohs piles... when.........
Mishmash
Warming the Bed
there was a knock at the door.....
westerross
Sex God
Quote by Mishmash
there was a knock at the door.....

He thought I haven't met a knock for ages, why don't you just...
Mishmash
Warming the Bed
come in and make yourself welcome.....smile
frogster
Sex God
Quote by westerross
He thought I haven't met a knock for ages, why don't you just...

join our munch party, and play with..........
Steve_Lincs
Sex God
all the other knockers and things that............
RSAB2
Sex God
Quote by Steve_Lincs
all the other knockers and things that............

Had wandered in off the ...
Unknown User
Quote by RSAB2
Had wandered in off the ...

Direction of the scariest,biggest most horrible........